Improbable Crossovers That You Would Pay Money to See

[Alex The G and T]

The Chronicles of Brian.

 

[Cthulhu.Science]

Dirty Harry Potter
Harry takes on You-know-who with possibly the strongest wand in the world... Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?

Rule #34 -- This title already exists.

 

[Christine Wheelwright]

Black Hawk Downton

The Earl of Grantham is shocked when he wakes one morning to find the Abbey surrounded by a Somali warlord's militia.

 

[Harpo]

St Trinians: Endgame

Starring Alastair Sim, Joyce Grenfell, and George Cole as The Avengers, who travel through time collecting the infinity stones and restoring billions of lives that had been snuffed out by Thanos, and then Thanos arrives with his army of anarchic schoolgirls and a mighty battle takes place, on the hockey pitch.

 

[Fiberglass Cyborg]

Dirty Harry Potter
Harry takes on You-know-who with possibly the strongest wand in the world... Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?

Harry does kind of become a wizard cop, so all we need is a mechanic where wands have to be recharged after every 6th spell.

 

[AE35Unit]

Time Raider
Lara Croft goes on a mission to find a rare timepiece in a clock factory.

 

[BAYLOR]

The Silence of the Lambs St Elmos Fire. Hannibal Lector invites them all to a sumptuous dinner,


The animated tv show The Critic did a parody of the film titled Honey I ate the Kids

 

[Christine Wheelwright]

The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came Down Brokeback Mountain

Hugh Grant plays a surveyor tasked with determining if a Welsh hill can be classed as a mountain. A local girl falls in love with him but is distraught to find him in bed with the village blacksmith.

 

[Alex The G and T]

A Beautiful Life of Brian.

A singer/songwriter is rescued from crucifixion; only to be crushed by the cutthroat world of the music industry.

 

[Swank]

The Grapes of Wrath of Kahn. Spock may have to do something drastic if his friend Jimmy keeps screwing up.

 

[Alex The G and T]

The Godfather of the Bride

Hijinx ensue when the Groom sleeps with the fishes.

 

[Christine Wheelwright]

Barbied Wire

In 2017, during the Second American Civil War, Barbie owns the Hammerhead, a nightclub in Steel Harbor, "the last free city" in a United States ravaged by war. Chaos ensues when a feminist scholar criticizes the unachievable body image Barbie epitomizes, ingraining unhealthy societal notions as to the idealized female body.

 

[paranoid marvin]

An Inspector Clouseau Calls. A murder has occurred; chaos ensues.

 

[Fiberglass Cyborg]

An Inspector Clouseau Calls. A murder has occurred; chaos ensues.

One layer deeper:
The Real Inspector Clouseau Calls
Slapstick postmodernist morality comedy detective theatre....

 

[Dave]

I did pay money to see Aladdin on Ice at the weekend (yes I know, how do they keep the snow from melting in the desert?)
During the interval, The Grinch came out to smooth over the ice surface. I thought to myself, an Aladdin and The Grinch crossover?

 

[paranoid marvin]

How The Thief Stole Christmas? On Ice.

 

[paranoid marvin]

The Full Scarface

"Say hello to my little friend!"

 

[Christine Wheelwright]

V for Vegucated

A masked terrorist is blowing up buildings in dystopian London. And he isn't going to stop until we all give up meat!