Do These Characters Appear Drunk?

[JunkMonkey]

Honestly they don't sound drunk at all. They are far too coherent.

Most drunks are, you know, they're like... well the thing is they dunno they've been drinking you know? No thas wrong. I mean they know they've been drinking... but they don't know they've been DRINKING! that's the thing. No, listen to me. this is important. You see most drunks... most drunks. Are really really boring. I mean bor-ring. BUT... now here's the thing.... oh hey... she's got nice tits... I wouldn't mind...
HELLO DARLING!
What? what?.... yeah? well f+#€ you too, bitch!
What was...? oh yeah! boring bastards drunks. ob. noxious and boring. but. but. now here's the thing see... they dunno... you see... they don't KNOW they're boring. You know? See? See what I mean? They think they're so so so so so funny and all that.... so funny...
Oi! Watch what your doing!
Really? Your sister...?

The rest was incoherent and muffled with the occasional sound of breaking furniture.

 

[Vladd67]

Here is an interesting study of how alcohol affects people in different ways.

 

[Lafayette]

Honestly they don't sound drunk at all. They are far too coherent.

Most drunks are, you know, they're like... well the thing is they dunno they've been drinking you know? No thas wrong. I mean they know they've been drinking... but they don't know they've been DRINKING! that's the thing. No, listen to me. this is important. You see most drunks... most drunks. Are really really boring. I mean bor-ring. BUT... now here's the thing.... oh hey... she's got nice tits... I wouldn't mind...
HELLO DARLING!
What? what?.... yeah? well f+#€ you too, bitch!
What was...? oh yeah! boring bastards drunks. ob. noxious and boring. but. but. now here's the thing see... they dunno... you see... they don't KNOW they're boring. You know? See? See what I mean? They think they're so so so so so funny and all that.... so funny...
Oi! Watch what your doing!
Really? Your sister...?

The rest was incoherent and muffled with the occasional sound of breaking furniture.

Thanks, JunkMonkey. I'm going to keep this as a reference. However, I don't picture my two buddies be as drunk as your example, nonetheless it gives me something to think about and work from. Thanks again.

 

[Harpo]

Another example of how drunks communicate