This is a lame excuse for me to rant.
I know it’s my fault, because I almost exclusively watch only horror and Science Fiction, but I’m really starting to get fatigued — no wait a minute — furious wasting my time on lazy films.
I’ve just started watching a very atmospheric horror film about a lighthouse in New England. Three minutes into the film and a bird has already smashed into the window; ten minutes into the film and three more birds have done it. Could somebody please explain to me what is meant to be so scary about a bird flying into a window? Apart from the fact that it so rarely happens, it’s a living wild animal… How can that be scary in any way? How can a living animal have any loyalty, or influence from a supernatural or evil, unnatural agency?
Dropping keys when you’re running from a werewolf, or some other big bad; not being able to find your keys; falling down for no reason; not being able to start the car; nobody answering the front door, even though they’re in; somebody wearing headphones and not hearing a cry for help…it goes on and on and on.
These things might work a few times, but it seems to me that nowadays every horror film features one (or all!) of these.
And that brings me onto jump scares.
Although I’m not a particular fan of jump scares as they rarely have anything to do with narrative or character — if the jump scare is germane to the McGubbins rather than just some cat jumping out, or a tin falling off the shelf etc, I have had enough. Over the past couple of years I’ve started watching English language films with the subtitles on just so I can keep the sound down because I’m so sick of hearing ‘mumble mumble mumble’ and then a crash of some kind of jump scare nearly giving me a heart attack.
Then there is the trope of father, struggling, after the death of his wife, or the divorce, and having to look after (usually) a small girl.
One thing that I very rarely have any problems with are independent or foreign language horrors. Even the cheapest found footage ones seem to have an edge over the Hollywood drivel that we are fed these days.
I recently went to the cinema to see the adaptation of Stephen kings, The Boogeyman.
I was excited because it featured David Dastmalchian and I expected his character to be the protagonist. The opening 5 minutes are so dark, and promise an original direction that within 10 or 15 minutes is discarded, and the whole thing goes off in the direction of every single other horror film, featuring some supernatural entity in the house.
I think the main cause of this is the evolution of the action horror, as opposed to the slow build horrors of yesteryear. It seems to me that horror films, especially the ones from Hollywood, now have to have some kind of action element, following something like Jurassic Park, or alien than an actual horror. Robert Wise’s 1963 The Haunting, is a great slow burn.
Having said all that, I wanted to reiterate that I really have enjoyed some fantastic horrors over the last 10 years, but they have been (more often than not) Spanish language. One of the most scary horror’s I’ve seen in a long time, certainly since Session 9, is an Argentinian film called Aterados, which is translated to ‘Terrified’ in which it’s not a house that is haunted, but every one on the street. There are two jump scares that spring to mind in that film, but they are pertinent to the story.
I’m also fed up as gays as being represented as 1) super fashionable; 2) arch; 3) there to be a GBF to some young lady 4) camp, or clearly ‘gay’ — but that’s not really a problem with horror
I know it’s my fault, because I almost exclusively watch only horror and Science Fiction, but I’m really starting to get fatigued — no wait a minute — furious wasting my time on lazy films.
I’ve just started watching a very atmospheric horror film about a lighthouse in New England. Three minutes into the film and a bird has already smashed into the window; ten minutes into the film and three more birds have done it. Could somebody please explain to me what is meant to be so scary about a bird flying into a window? Apart from the fact that it so rarely happens, it’s a living wild animal… How can that be scary in any way? How can a living animal have any loyalty, or influence from a supernatural or evil, unnatural agency?
Dropping keys when you’re running from a werewolf, or some other big bad; not being able to find your keys; falling down for no reason; not being able to start the car; nobody answering the front door, even though they’re in; somebody wearing headphones and not hearing a cry for help…it goes on and on and on.
These things might work a few times, but it seems to me that nowadays every horror film features one (or all!) of these.
And that brings me onto jump scares.
Although I’m not a particular fan of jump scares as they rarely have anything to do with narrative or character — if the jump scare is germane to the McGubbins rather than just some cat jumping out, or a tin falling off the shelf etc, I have had enough. Over the past couple of years I’ve started watching English language films with the subtitles on just so I can keep the sound down because I’m so sick of hearing ‘mumble mumble mumble’ and then a crash of some kind of jump scare nearly giving me a heart attack.
Then there is the trope of father, struggling, after the death of his wife, or the divorce, and having to look after (usually) a small girl.
One thing that I very rarely have any problems with are independent or foreign language horrors. Even the cheapest found footage ones seem to have an edge over the Hollywood drivel that we are fed these days.
I recently went to the cinema to see the adaptation of Stephen kings, The Boogeyman.
I was excited because it featured David Dastmalchian and I expected his character to be the protagonist. The opening 5 minutes are so dark, and promise an original direction that within 10 or 15 minutes is discarded, and the whole thing goes off in the direction of every single other horror film, featuring some supernatural entity in the house.
I think the main cause of this is the evolution of the action horror, as opposed to the slow build horrors of yesteryear. It seems to me that horror films, especially the ones from Hollywood, now have to have some kind of action element, following something like Jurassic Park, or alien than an actual horror. Robert Wise’s 1963 The Haunting, is a great slow burn.
Having said all that, I wanted to reiterate that I really have enjoyed some fantastic horrors over the last 10 years, but they have been (more often than not) Spanish language. One of the most scary horror’s I’ve seen in a long time, certainly since Session 9, is an Argentinian film called Aterados, which is translated to ‘Terrified’ in which it’s not a house that is haunted, but every one on the street. There are two jump scares that spring to mind in that film, but they are pertinent to the story.
I’m also fed up as gays as being represented as 1) super fashionable; 2) arch; 3) there to be a GBF to some young lady 4) camp, or clearly ‘gay’ — but that’s not really a problem with horror