superhero showdown 3: Hulk vs superman

[Princess Ivy]

Hulk: mean green fighting machine. virtually indestructable force of rage and fury. he is super strong and almost invincible, but doesn't think.
Superman: the man of steel. able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, invulnerable, super strength, superspeed, can fly (i don't like him)
so who would win?

 

[Culhwch]

Hmmm, don't really like either. So totally unbiased - Superman. Invulnerability - pick up the Hulk and fly him into orbit, see how that works out for the green one...

 

[Princess Ivy]

although i don't really like them either, i dislike hulk the least,

 

[Culhwch]

So how's he win?

 

[Princess Ivy]

the hulk isn't intelligent enough to stop. he just keeps going while supes gets a bloody nose and stars round his head. also the hul kis green. not a good colour on the steel one

 

[don sky]

As much as I dig the Hulk, Superman can think and that's one up on the green machine!
Also Superman is Superman always while the Hulk is only the Hulk as long as he's mad! This is sorta like that vampire vs Werewolves thing Where Clark Kent represents Vamps while Hulk represents the furry "Ones"!
And just to comment, Clark's real weakness is Lois Lane/Lana Lang not that green stuff, Kryptonite!

Damn this was a tough one! My favourite is Hulk but Clark is almost equal in strength and can fly!

 

[Princess Ivy]

don't strain babe, just remember that silly old ram, he managed to but a hole in the dam... the hulk could win, imho.

 

[kyektulu]

I dont really like either of them either but I would go for superman.

 

[Alia]

the hulk isn't intelligent enough to stop. he just keeps going while supes gets a bloody nose and stars round his head. also the hul kis green. not a good colour on the steel one

Your going to need a much stronger arguement than that... Superman will win hands down... Hulk will be blinded by rage and superman can out think him and can match his strenght...

 

[cyborg_cinema]

Superman's powers are intrinsic, so that might give him an edge. One strategy for Superman could be to use his charisma to make friends with the Hulk, and then pummel Hulk before he had a chance to get ticked off and ballon with mutant muscle tissue. The Hulk’s strategy could be to carry a Kriptonite rock in his front pocket.

 

[Alia]

The Hulk’s strategy could be to carry a Kriptonite rock in his front pocket.

Do you think the hulk would be smart enough to know that Kriptonite is a weak spot for Superman? I think not... let alone carry a piece of it in his pocket... Once into the rage Hulk doesn't think...

 

[cyborg_cinema]

Hulk will be blinded by rage...

yea, Hulk is going down in a fit of blind rage.

 

[Alia]

So glad we agree.

 

[cyborg_cinema]

So glad we agree.

Hulk is gonna be smashed on the ground like a huge green ameoba with his head as the nucleus.

 

[Boaz]

Boy, you don't know nothing. Superman is a cartoon. Hulk's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.

PS - My apologies to Stand By Me.

 

[cyborg_cinema]

Superman is a cartoon. Hulk's a real guy.

...point taken. A cartoon can't beat up a person.

 

[Quokka]

Has to be superman. He is one of the few superheros who's a superhero naturally with his Alias the everyday cover up. Batman, hulk, spiderman etc have to change into their super persona , Superman has to change out of it to pretend to be human.

And the fact that he plays Clark Kent as such a weak, bumbling character says alot about what he really thinks of humans.

 

[kaneda]

i can't stand superman. He's pathetically good. No dark side to him. not too keen on the hulk either, but at least he has his dark side (when he becomes green and the buttons pop open on his shirt ).

Anyway as for the poll, it would be superman who would win, he can fly, hes got strength, he can fly, hes an actual 'super'hero, did i mention he can fly? But i would cheer on the hulk lol

 

[cyborg_cinema]

...Superman has to change out of it to pretend to be human.

And the fact that he plays Clark Kent as such a weak, bumbling character says alot about what he really thinks of humans.

...yea, and this super powers thing could easily go to his head. He's in a position to really do some damage on human society, but instead chooses to be a one-man justice system.

 

[Princess Ivy]

gee whizz, a costumed crusader. funny to think that our hero's of comicdom would be locked up in padded cells in this world.