Fun Haiku

[MattyK]

I am a writer
I haven't written much yet
That wont stop me though!

 

[shadowbox]

rest in peace mouse
though you were not optical
I'll miss you anyway

(a mouse I have been using for six years abruptly died today, only to be replaced by a very sparkley purple monstrositie of a laser mouse.)

 

[clippedwolf]

As I exercise
pieces of breakfast rise up
the yogurt was bad

 

[MattyK]

Tomorrow finds me
racing with a tallescope
This might not end well

 

[clippedwolf]

Gold, blue triangles
Scintillating scotoma
Time to drink water!

 

[tegeus-Cromis]

Rise, dormant thread, from
your cyber-hibernating
decade of sleep-death!

 

[Harpo]

Another old thread
Returning like a long-lost
Forgotten old sock.

 

[Ian Fortytwo]

like a Phoenix
rises again out of
the ashes

 

[tegeus-Cromis]

Pure efficiency:
why start a new thread when you
can just recycle?

 

[Cathbad]

Tried writing Haiku
But the words just would not come
I lost the rhythm.

 

[Matteo]

Dum de dum de dum
Something something something, um
This will never do.

or...

Look on book search thread
Find a recommendation
'To be read' expands

 

[tegeus-Cromis]

Morning: shade swaying
over the open window,
skunk smell wafting in.

 

[tegeus-Cromis]

Rain ends, birds chatter:
is there spring or summer
in the quantum world?

 

[Harpo]

Put the kettle on
Make a lovely pot of tea
Sit down and relax

 

[Ian Fortytwo]

rain drops in puddles,
wind rips down tall trees,
stormy days ahead.

 

[tegeus-Cromis]

The heat has arrived:
stepping out to check the mail
felt like an oven.

 

[MikeAnderson]

I broke your toaster.
My Pop Tarts done ignited.
You owe me breakfast.

 

[Ian Fortytwo]

a very ancient stock
dirties the brown shoes
walking in socks

 

[Elckerlyc]

Have a look at this,
it's my very first haiku.
Do you not like it?

What's al-so real nice,
that it does not need to rhyme.
Piece of cake, really!

But how do I stop
from writing these silly things
they call a haiku?

Saying what you want
in seventeen syllables
is a weird wordplay

Well, I better stop,
my haiku falls short in depth
and has no meaning

 

[Hilarious Joke]

For some reason it felt like it did have meaning!