The Lannister Lion

Wil said:
Cersei ('s ghost) will forget about Tyrion as soon as she (it) realizes that Jamie's the one that's going to kill her. Besides, once little T's on his dragon who cares what Cersei ('s ghost) thinks.

All kneel (very low) and hail the Dwarf!

Come on QC, you've gotta admit, the deformed little dude's got style!

As to the fire breathing lion, that belongs in Narnia, not here.
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aslan breathes fire????

and i love tyrion, he's one of my 8 favourites, by far. but i think him and his sister, ghost or nay, should form an alliance. he could teach her some things, and she could teach him some, i'm sure.

he could be the new jaime... :D
 
dirty... :) ... very dirty... :).

How funny if Jamie caught them "learning" ....Tyrion would say, "You poor stupid blind crippled fool! Cersei's a lying whore, she's been ******* Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy....and now me!"


p.s. I thought a fire breathing lion would work better in that story. I'm sure his breath doesn't smell very nice, but I doubt he actually breathes fire.
 
Wish I could breathe fire.

Tyrion would enjoy it immensely...he misses Shae, he needs some Cersei lovin'. I've always found Tyrion quite arousing, anyway...:cool:
 
In Tyrion's own words: "...it doesn't seem quite just that you should open your legs for one brother and not the other."

As for the fire breathing, all you need is a bottle of 151 proof rum and a lighter :D
 
Wil said:
In Tyrion's own words: "...it doesn't seem quite just that you should open your legs for one brother and not the other."
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Exactly. She'd be doing him a favour.

And the fire-breathing plan is underway
 
Okay honestly... Cersei and Tyrion = vomit, loudly.

As for Tyrion, after reading the sample chapter that's now on GRRM's website, I'm thinking he's not going to be a nice guy anymore.
 
BTW, AryaUnderfoot... Welcome to the Chronicles Netowrk!!! Why don't you go to the "introductions" section and introduce yourself? :)
 
Haha. I hope you're joking, Red.

I've been busy lately, that's why I haven't been on. I had knee surgery, got married... you know the routine. The schedule fills up.
 
IIRC, she was partial to Freys, I believe.

Damn - AU beat me to it. This was intened in reply to TGs post.

But while we are comparing spouses to characters, mine is definitely a Cersei today. Good thing she doesn't read the books, or I'd be in serious trouble with that comment.
 
half on board here quietly hoping for quick divorce :D

congratulations and i hope that you feel the same way years from now
 
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