Most ugliest person?

A year ago we would not have! He improved in season 4! I lIke Harry now! well almost... and in 2010 and Chain Reaction Kinsey was sleeze, topped with more! But I am looking forward to 2001 and see if he and Harry tangle or if Kinsey and Achen super sleeze their way together!
 
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admittedly, selling our Stargate secrets to the Russians definitely had me in grief mode . . . that Maybourne didn't actually FREEZE TO DEATH! :disgust:

but . . . the Calypso music through Hammond's red phone really charmed me! :naughty:
 
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And what he said to Jack over the phone..."Your too good to let that happen." to say nothing of using Hammond's red phone for the call!
 
i thought Hammond's red phone was a direct(ish) line to the pres. and yet he uses it an awful lot in other calls. but then maybe i'm just wrong about the red phone. ??
 
You are correct Sandman. It was supposed to be just for the prez but I think he lost his other phones...He talks to his granddaughter Kayla on it also!
 
OUCH!......... those defence cuts are just crippling! We could all club together and buy him another phone!

:rolly2: :evil: :lol: :laugh2:
 
Ayeah, Worse than cockroaches! And they got everywhere!
 
We cud get him a cordless one so he cud phone his grandchildren whilst saving the world...
 
Those grandchildren seem to be his only comfort.... except for when Annette pops in!
 
I suppose we could start up a 'comfort General Hammond' campaign and demand that he gets a life outside of the SGC!!!

Apart from his grandchildren that is! After all, except for the episodes where he got to go in a death glider with Teal'c and one where he retired and we saw his dining room, he never gets any fun.


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It's a good job that darn chair of his in the office looks so comfy. He probably has to sleep in it!

Poor baby!

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Yes, the poor man needs a life outside of the SGC.... but because of the series we will never see it! I can just imagine...

Hammond: Dr. Jackson's report from Z4C-873 includes a section about a working naqadah mine and not a goa'uld in site. You had better take the rest of SG-1 on a search of the planet... Sg-11 has this history, as does, Dr. Jackson...

Jack: We'll be ready in a quarter hour, sir. That was a great wedding general. You and Annette (name of new wife) looked very happy. How are SG-11 and Dr. Jackson doing on Z4C-873? Is it really as quiet as it seems with a active working naqadah mine?
Feels like it could be a trap!

Teal'c: I concur about all three things, General. I do not see the goa'uld leaving the mine unattended for long if at all....

Sam: It was great to see Dad as your best man....Daniel shouldn't be alone with SG-11, sir, that curse...they do seem to have a run of bad luck and with Daniel that could increase the trouble coorelation coefficient past a J shape curve....
 
Jack: So, General, how was your weekend?

Hammond:Not bad, I was able to finish my lastest painting and it will be hanging in the Louve next week.

Jack:It must be something being not only a General in the USAF heading a top secret operation that travels the galaxy as well as a critically acclaimed artist.

Hammond:(blushing) yeah, well, dont forget the fact that I also am world photographer too.

Jack:Thats true...I hear you will be out of town next weekend.

Hammond:Yes, I am going to Paris..Vogue has asked me to photograph the new fall line for their magazine.

Jack:Well I hope you don't have problems with all those phone calls again like last time.

Hammond:Well, this time I will make it clear to the supermodels there that my Air Force career comes first and so I dont have time to be dating them and jetting all over the world with them to exotic and romantic locations this time.

Jack:You know, I could fill in for you if you need.....

(Klaxons sound)

Voice from speakers: Gate activation, incoming travellers...

Hammond:Well, back to work.



just my idea for Hammonds life outside of SG-1.
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Thanks Steven Gordon!

It is wonderful dialogue! And that is about all they will do... dialogue and not show a thing!:rolly2: Annette seems to be the one to have claimed Hammond lately... but she likes the younger and firmer version!

Still laugh at the showers scenes you wrote! and the Naked Teal'c...in SG-1 Have you given up writing in favor of flying the vips around in your air line?
 
Well, I am twice as busy at work now that this time last year but I still try to write something now and again. Unfortunately, I seem to be better at off the cuff stuff rather than trying to compose with intent a short story. I have been trying to get something together to post around Christmas but everytime I get hit with writers block or something like it.

Here's a excerpt though....(maybe not the right place to post it but its not a really a fic, yet... :) )


In another part of the underground base Dr. Daniel Jackson sat at his desk with a stack of Christmas cards on his left and piles of language dictionaries surrounding him on all the other sides. Danny wondered why his friends in the archeology field thought it was cute to write all their greetings in various ancient languages like Anatolian, Sanskrit, and Dard. At the moment he was trying to translate a card from Dr. Nancy Allegemain that was written in Tocharian. He had translated it using her own book on the Tocharian language as “Blessings on you this time of year†and not as the natives of PX3-854, who still used that language, would translate it as “sex with you all yearâ€. He figured that the latter translation was not what she meant, or then again, remembering her from when they were both grad students at the same university …
 
That is a wonderful start! Maybe Skydiver could give you a hint on how to continue it? You will be seeing her at Gatecon2001 won't you. I heard she was going also... or you could pm her or Email Mythinglink...
Sorry about the work schedule, it makes it hard to write....as does writers block. Did you airline cut back much... I heard they are ending perks and soon to cut people?
 

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