Your favourite Daniel Quotes

[Buttercup]

LOL, I liked the whole "How about 'don't shoot'?" line too. Reaction faces were funny.

Buttercup

 

[FeedMeTV]

This is pathetic. Jack's quotes pages are like up to... 1999, or there abouts anyway. We have to find more!!

(shrinks out of sight under the table as she realises she hasn't actually posted any quotes herself :blush

 

[Buttercup]

Well, considering Jack has a decent head start over Daniel in the one-liners department (I don't think Daniel had the chance to get many out until the 4th season - maybe late 3rd...), we're doing pretty well.

How about:

"You know, it is beyond my comprehension how anybody like yourself who has so much power can miss the point entirely!"

or

D - "This tastes like chicken."

S - "So?"

D - "It's macaroni and cheese."

And, I know this isn't a quote, but I've always enjoyed the little 'eh, what's that?' gesture he gives Maybourne near the end of Enigma when he's helping the Tollan escape.

 

[FeedMeTV]

You're right Buttercup, Daniel doesn't really get chance to spew out the quotes like Jack does

Those are really good, I especially love that first one!

 

[Buttercup]

Me? Obsessed?

Makepeace - 'Don't worry, the Marines of SG3 will watch your backsides.'

Daniel - 'Actually, it was more my front side I was worried about!'



Teal'c - 'Your world is a strange place.'
Daniel - 'So's yours.'


'I'd do it for you!' (Crystal Skull)


'See? See, see, see,see?!'

'But the President?? And I voted for him!' (Can't remember the rest of this one...)


See, they're out there. You just have to dig a little!

Buttercup, the girl with tooooo much time on her hands today

 

[pamie]

Originally posted by Buttercup
Makepeace - 'Don't worry, the Marines of SG3 will watch your backsides.'

Daniel - 'Actually, it was more my front side I was worried about!'




'I'd do it for you!' (Crystal Skull)

I really like those espcially the one from Crystal Skull...in fact I thought Danny had some good lines in that episode

 

[Sci-Fi16]

Re: How 'bout these?

Originally posted by Buttercup
"It's nice to know you don't just like me for my looks." [/B]

So *that's* the line I've been missing every time I've watched that one. And I promised I'd reward myself about finishing work experience by watching some Stargate. Now that's an excuse!

 

[CynVision]

Just having seen Shades of Grey:

d- Got another one of those?

j- Yeah.

d- Feel like-- sharing?

At the end, Jack says he's glad Daniel was concerned enough for him to have visited him and he replies,

"Actually... it dosen't. We drew straws. I... lost."

Heck, he got the punchline for the whole C arc of the episode.

There's a few in Urgo. But, I get distracted by dear ole Dom. O, to wonder at the outakes from that one.

 

[Buttercup]

From Urgo:

"Woof?"



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Daniel (nonplussed): "Woman?! Did he just call me a woman?"

Jack (very non nonplussed): "Yes, I believe he did."

 

[Buttercup]

Ooh, ooh!

This just came to me:

From Dead Man Switch:

Aris: "Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind...treating my wounds."

Daniel: Blank stare..."I'm an archaeologist."

Aris: "You are a doctor aren't you?" (or something)

Daniel: "Of archaeology ."

 

[CynVision]

I haven't seen "Dead Man Switch."

I did spin "Solutudes" last night and has this been in the thread?

d- to teal'c- What happens when you dial your own phone number? Wrong person to ask.
to the general - What happens when you dial your own phone number?

I get a kick out of that bit.

"Woof?"
Now I'm going to have to drag my VCR home from work and find that one.

 

[Gemsong]

Potential Spoiler

[Spoiler}

I'm sure I don't have the exact quote right but in general it was hysterical. Never get snotty with an archelogist who's been hanging around Jack for four years.


Pentagon Weenie: .... If I may remind you, Dr. Jackson.

Daniel: Would you? And go slow.

 

[KatDonovan]

Darn it all Gemmy! You beat me here. I was gonna post that quote.

I thought I was gonna die when he popped off with that comment. I laughed SOOO hard! :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

He's been hanging around Jack WAY too long! LOL

I have got to watch that episode again, it was great!

 

[imported_Bee]

ROTFLMAO

I was going to post that too:laugh2::laugh2:

Daniel has been hanging around with Jack too long. I couldn't stop laughing

 

[Gemsong]

Hey, it's past time I posted a Daniel quote.

RDA [the spouse] fell off the couch laughing.

What's even funnier is this morning we were talking about something and I said:

"You said you would take care of it, if I may remind you."

Spouse: Would you? Go slow...

 

[julie]

lol!

This a quote from upgrades when Daniel, Jack & Sam started to explain why they had gone out, even though Gen Hammond told then not to. I'm not sure how it goes, but I think it's something like this, "General Let me explain...no...I can't expain it", plus the way he was saying it as well was cool as well.

 

[Sci-Fi16]

Re: Re: How 'bout these?

Originally posted by Sci-Fi16


So *that's* the line I've been missing every time I've watched that one. And I promised I'd reward myself about finishing work experience by watching some Stargate. Now that's an excuse!

So..... I watched Holiday and Serpents Song with my sis without anyone else around. Which was good because no-one wants to see just how mental my sister gets about Daniel in those two!

I want to see all these S3 episodes you're all quoting from!

 

[Buttercup]

Daniel aka Smartass

Actually, I think Daniel has always been somewhat of a sarcastic guy - he's just not been vocal with it. Jack's influence has definitely helped.

Here's more:

From TBFTGOG:

'I feel like the victim of the biggest practical joke EVER.'

From Politics:

To Kinsey - 'You're a fool.'

 

[julie]

:rolly2: !!

 

[FeedMeTV]

Re: Daniel aka Smartass

Originally posted by Buttercup
Jack's influence has definitely helped.

oooh yeah!