Your favourite Daniel Quotes

'The Fifth Man' quote

Season 5 quote.....












After Jack, Sam, and Teal'c left Daniel with 'Lt Tyler' and Tyler shot Daniel with a Zat to lead the Jaffa away from the gate.

"Why didn't you stop him?" Jack
"I was too busy being unconscious after he shot me with the zat you gave him." Daniel

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Another great line for Daniel. I'm really liking the way they are writing him this season!!:D
 
There've been so many lately....

From Wormhole X-treme.....

"Please, Mr. Man-in-Black, don't pretend you don't know about the aliens."
 
Originally posted by CynVision
d- to teal'c- What happens when you dial your own phone number? Wrong person to ask.
to the general - What happens when you dial your own phone number?

You get an engaged tone. I just tried it :D
 
Demons

Ok so Demons wasn't the best episode, but when they arrive in the village, Daniel says

"Hi I'm Daniel Jackson, we're peaceful explorers from Earth..."

now I know that this is the standard spiel, but i love the way his voice tails off as he is saying it - while all the villagers are running away and slamming their doors

:laugh2:
 
Some of my favourites from Season One
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Children of the Gods

This is going straight to my head. What time is it, anyway? I must have Gate lag or something.

Unless we want to give ourselves a bad reputation, I think we should avoid shooting the first people we meet on a new planet.

The Broca Divide

O'Neill: Daniel, what are they?
Daniel: Well, they don't look completely homo sapien. Ah, the larger brow ridge would imply homo erectus, but then again they'd have canine teeth. Ah, it could be Australopithecus but then the brow ridge would be less prominent...
O'Neill: You don't know, do you?
Daniel: No.

Daniel: Now, just, just...wait a minute!
Hammond: Dr. Jackson, you're wasting your breath. You've already won the argument.
Daniel: But I have to insist you...what, what, what? I've already won?

Brief Candle

Daniel: It's like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae.
O'Neill: I thought you said it was Greek.
Daniel: Oh, Mycenae was an ancient city in the Southern Pelopponesian region.
O'Neill: Where's that?
Daniel: Greece.

Bloodlines

Ah...minutes ago we were warriors of great skill and cunning

Hathor

Daniel: A lot of that will probably be mine.
O'Neill: Eww.
Daniel: Yeah.

Cor-ai

You know, I wish you wouldn't say 'harvest.' We're talking about human beings not... brussels sprouts.

Well, it's just that I've never actually heard you referred to as a diplomat. I think, um, antagonist was the word used.

T.B.4.T.G.O.G

Jack! Sam! Teal'c! Oh, I really hate when this happens.

Oh I'd say we've pissed the Goa'uld off just as much as you have .. Probably even more.

Within the Serpent's Grasp

Now, in the other reality by the time I left Sara was dead. Carter, your whole family was dead. Hell, I was dead. Everyone was dead.
{ X-over} They're dead, Dave, they're all dead, Dave - everyone's dead, Dave... ;)

O'Neill: Well, I suggest the two of you figure out how to get us back home.
Carter: Sir, the only way to do that would be to turn this thing around and go back to where we started.
Daniel: Right, I'll just go tell the pilot. :lol:

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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Here are some more, then, from Series 2 this time :)

The Serpent's Lair

Well, on the bright side, my hand isn't blurry anymore.

Space monkey. Yeah. (O.K., so Jack says it, but it's about Danny and I like it!)

Prisoners

Daniel: What happened?
O'Neill: Well, you actually won a fight, Danny Boy.
Daniel: I don't particularly remember getting the upper hand.

O'Neill: And this just...came to you?
Daniel: No, this came to me while I was suffocating.

Need

Shyla: You know of the sarcophagus?
Daniel: Yeah, I've...I've used one before. Couple of times too many if you ask me.

Daniel: Hi guys.
Carter: Daniel!
O'Neill: Well. It's surprisingly difficult to kill you, isn't it? <- my favourite quote :D

Daniel: She wants me to marry her.
O'Neill: What? Alright, look....
Daniel: No, you look, Jack!!! I have everything under control, O.K? God, you never show me any respect! Your way didn't work. Now I'm handling it. All you have to do is hang in there!

Carter: The effects of the sarcophagus are like a narcotic, Daniel.
Daniel: Yeah, that makes you smarter, stronger, you live for hundreds of years, feel great. What the hell is so wrong with it?

Thor's Chariot

Daniel: (As the floor collapses leaving very thin bridge across the chasm). Oh, this is definitely a test.
Carter: So, uh, we're supposed to go across this?
Daniel: I don't suppose this is the best time to bring up my problems with heights...

Secrets

Heru'r:You are nothing. Your world is nothing. Once I have conquered Apophis I will make slaves of your people. You will serve me.
Daniel: No, I don't think so. :D

Holiday

O'Neill: Alright. Describe for me the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out.
Daniel (in Machello): I don't have a sister, Jack, and if I did I wouldn't let you near her.

One False Step

I'm sorry, this is, ah, this is nothing to worry about. Of course, I could be wrong....

Daniel: Well, we need to do something.
O'Neill: I agree with you. But I haven't had the brilliant revelations you seem to have had.
Daniel: Well maybe you can try coming up with something better than inappropriate sarcasm. :lol:

Daniel: Well I think this might be important.
O'Neill: Well I think you might be losing what's left of your mind.
Daniel: What's that supposed to mean?
O'Neill: It means that on a good day you can be a little flaky.
Daniel: And on a good day you can be a little ignorant and condescending. :D Yeah, go Danny!

1969

Daniel: So we go in disguise. Pretend to be...foreigners.
O'Neill: How're you going to do that?
Daniel: Well I speak 23 different languages, pick one.

O'Neill: No, it's true, Michael. We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago.
Daniel: From a galaxy far, far away.

Into the fire

Hathor: We could spend an eternity together. Do you not remember? The joys that we will share in one another's arms?
Daniel: I really try not to.

Makepeace: How's the leg? Can you walk?
Daniel: Oh, it's just a deep, bleeding gash but it'll be fine.

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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Originally posted by Hatshepsut

Makepeace: How's the leg? Can you walk?
Daniel: Oh, it's just a deep, bleeding gash but it'll be fine.

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That is one of my faves.....:p


Beast of Burdon (season five)

Sam had asked about Jack...

Daniel: Oh physically he is fine...but Im not expected a birthday present anytime soon!
 
:lol:

I like the episodes with Chaka Unas in, especially the way Daniel was able to apply his anthropological knowledge to befriending the Unas :)

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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Here's one from 'Proving Ground' which creased me up. :lol: It isn't by Danny but about him:

Spoiler:

SATTERFIELD: I didn't believe Dr Jackson was a Goa'uld.

CARTER: Why not, Satterfield?

SATTERFIELD: I don't know, ma'am. That was just my instinct.

HALEY: She thinks he's cute.

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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Originally posted by Hatshepsut

Thor's Chariot

Daniel: (As the floor collapses leaving very thin bridge across the chasm). Oh, this is definitely a test.
Carter: So, uh, we're supposed to go across this?
Daniel: I don't suppose this is the best time to bring up my problems with heights...

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In Crystal Skull Season 3 that phobia seems to have disappeared...
 
Yes, I noticed that too. <g> The walkway in 'Crystal Skull' was quite a bit wider, though.

Perhaps confronting his fear in 'Thor's Chariot' helped to cure it.

This might be the case, given that we discover that he has a flat in the eighth (?) floor in 'Light'... ;)

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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Originally posted by Hatshepsut


This might be the case, given that we discover that he has a flat in the eighth (?) floor in 'Light'... ;)


Yeah that is very true...I think there is a thread about this very topic around here somewhere....;)
 
OK, I just mentioned it cos I've just seen Crystal Skull and it reminded me of Thor's Chariot, esp since I'm really scared of heights. Is that thread in the Daniel forum?
 
Originally posted by space monkey
OK, I just mentioned it cos I've just seen Crystal Skull and it reminded me of Thor's Chariot, esp since I'm really scared of heights. Is that thread in the Daniel forum?

Yeah sorry I didn't mean to make it sound like 'you have to go post there'

But if you wanna the thread title is 'Why?'

It goes on for a few pages and got kinda out of topic.....;)
 

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