New guns for SG1?

Okay...

Yea! <does happy dance> We have a host!

<shakes head>Ahem, I mean I have a symbiote. Yeesh... That was Kali... I don't let her out very often...

Anyhow, I do have a Q. My roomie and I fight all of the time over what is possible and she said the gov't is experimenting with teleportation... Is that true? I say it is and always will be impossible, regardless of the fact I like Stargate and other science fiction I still say It's Science FICTION and will never be Science FACT! Does anyone agree or disagree?
 
kel sha,

yeag *- --- -thata's very great -- i like to get some humena hosts to insert some goa'uld's into them l..

i ll think you'lle be upgtraded to a higher rank 'cos zou're brinfing'in some nwe hosts which can be jaffa. ..

now after lokin' to this senctence i'lkl think it ould be beter ot go to bed and try to sllep and post more sence less senteces next da y --...

KREE SHA,
 
JUST READ IT!

Geez Geronimo;

Your spelling is so atrocious that the spell checker (I don't use it) might crash! I started this string by asking "New guns for SG1?" and have since had all of my questions answered - and eventually even answered the questions of others regarding the FN P90s.

Since then the string has deteriorated into thoughts on autoposting of smilies and goa'uld army recruiting. I'd like to direct anyone who's interested in something more controversial to a string that needs more HEAT than it's getting so far.

Take a look in "Stargate Conspiracy Theories" at "Conspiracies in Secrets" and read my posting " New Conspiracy Theory". I'm looking for feedback on this subject and I don't care if its positive or negative. JUST READ IT!

Obviously, I don't mean for just Geronimo to read it. I'd also like to get some responses from individuals without worms in their bellies. Especially ones who can spell. gfps
 
I beg your pardon, but I do believe you're attributing Fred Durst (was that his name?) with a quote that he not only did not make up, but is not bright enough to make up. No offense, but the kind of...ah...music...he makes, and the lyrics...well, he isn't the deepest person around.
 
To answer your question about Teleportation. Yes people are doing reaserch to find out whether it is possible and not just theoretical (its to do with quantum entanglment).
 
Thanks!

Thank you Muzungu!

And gfps, Please lighten up! This is the 'net and I think that last post by Geronimo was probably one of the ones we all end up being guilty of. It's late, Our eyes are bleary, (in some peoples, not mine) They're drunk and all the keys and everything run together! None unlike the thoughts of an exhausted person!!!


This is for fun. Our lives do not depend on it

Ooh, that would makea good tag!
 
additional info

To my knoweldge, a photon (quanta of light energy), and a proton (positively-charged particle the same size as a neutron, foud in atomic nuclei) have been succesfully translocated from one point to another insantaneously, without crossing the distance involved physically. I am not certain if this has anything to do with quantum tunnelling, however -- if it does, it will probably negate the potential for the process being repeated on larger objects...muzungu?
 
To the_brainz;

I'm confident that you're NOT qualified to comment on the music or intellect of Fred Durst. gfps
 
Can't we all get along?

the_brainz

You asked why "I'm confident that you're NOT qualified to comment on the music or intellect of Fred Durst"?

Okay, I can answer that. Lets break it down one inferrence at a time.

1)"I beg your pardon, but I do believe you're attributing Fred Durst (was that his name?)..." YOU'RE NOT EVEN SURE OF HIS NAME EVEN AFTER I SPELLED IT FOR YOU - DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU KNOW WHO F.D. IS AT ALL!

2) "...with a quote that he not only did not make up,..." I NEVER SAID HE MADE IT UP, BUT I'M ALSO NOT SURE HE DIDN'T. WHAT I AM SURE OF IS THAT THIS STATEMENT IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS A TRUISM AND THAT IT HAS PROBABLY BEEN BY ATTRIBUTED TO COUNTLESS INDIVIDUALS IN NEARLY EVERY LANGUAGE AND IN MANY DIFFERENT VARIATIONS.

3) "... but is not bright enough to make up." IF YOU SAID THAT TO FRED YOU'D GET "KNOCKED STRAIGHT THE F*** OUT, 'CAUSE YOUR MOUTH'S WRITING CHECKS THAT YOUR A** CAN'T CASH"- fd

4)"No offense, but the kind of...ah...music...he makes,..." WELL, IT IS OFFENSIVE FOR YOU TO PREJUDGE AND SLAG SOMEONE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

5)"...and the lyrics...well, he isn't the deepest person around." AGAIN, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

Just to finish up, I recently purchased Limp Bizkit's new "Chocolate Starfish..." cd on advice from a close (36 yr old) friend. Although I don't usually purchase music of this genre, I picked up a copy and fell in love with it instantly. The lyrics are exceptionally DEEP and socially/politically relevant. The musicianship is excellent with bright, catchy harmonies and tight, complex riffs. The engineering and sound quality are superb. I've since listened to their previous two cds and didn't care from them very much - but the "Starfish" release is awesome! I, personally have varied musical tastes and appreciate nearly everything (classical, easy listening, top 40, hard rock, heavy metal & even some country) as long as it is high quality and not "schlock".

As for the_brainz, maybe you should purchase a "Chocolate Starfish..." cd and present an INFORMED opinion!

"this world is really small - can't we all get along?" Fred Durst

gfps
 
Flamed!

All quotes are in lowercase, since uppercase is considered nasty shouting and is hard on the eyes.
You're not even sure of his name after I spelled it for you.
I would sigh as if I were addressing a small child, but for all I know, I probably am. So, allow me to explain. This is a long thread, and when I typed "was that his name?" I was staring at the Your Reply field, which naturally contained no reference to the aforementioned Mr Durst. Since I wasn't about to waste valuable bandwidth opening the thread for reviewal of such a trivial issue, I simply inserted the bracketed question to indicate that any mistake was because I had only briefly parsed his name.

I never said he didn't make it up, but I'm also not sure he didn't...this statement is...a truism and...has probably [been] attributed to countless individuals in nearly every language and in many different variations.
Probably a slight exaggeration, but let us assume you are correct. Your .sig says "Life is a lesson - you learn it when you're through" Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit)!. So, I'm not quite sure what you're getting at; you seem to be fairly certain that this is a truism, in which case you contradict yourself about not being sure that Durst made it up. If it's a truism, he didn't make it up. This being the case, perhaps you could explain, as I originally had hoped, why you attribute the saying to him, rather than giving me a roundabout, rather obnoxious snob-off that bears no relevance to the question at hand. If it's a truism, you should say that it is quoted by Fred Durst.

If you said that to Fred you'd get "knocked straight the f*** out...
Your point being? If I said that to Fred Durst on the internet, which is where, I believe, I am saying it to everyone else, he couldn't do crap about it, could he? Oh, sure, he could try to trace my IP and complain to my ISP, but hell -- that's a laugh. Then I suppose he could get my number from the ISP...oh wait! He couldn't. How sad. Besides, if I were saying it to Fred Durst instead of to one of his no-brain lackies, I would probably be getting somewhat more intelligent and well-thought-out replies. Although...

Why the devil do you always have to bring completely irrelevant nonsense into a perfectly good flame-war that, you realise, if probably going to get us both banned from this server? This is the net already! Whine about what would happen to me in real life all you want, it's not going to change a thing.

Well, it is offensive for you to prejudge and slag someone you know nothing about.
Yes, well that's the point of flamebait! Duh. On a more serious note, come on! This is the net. Do you honestly think that five minutes after seeing his name I knew nothing about him? Have you not heard of a thing called a search engine? And don't whine about everything on the net being a load of bollocks, and everything being prejudiced. I may be a pain in the neck, but I didn't get given the nick the_Brainz for nothing.

Again, how would you know?
Well, I thought that one spoke for itself. You work it out...

Sure, we can get along. If you really don't want to get banned from this forum. Me, I'm impartial. I like helping folks; I'm a sysadmin for crying out loud. You will notice I have helped out a couple of people on a couple of fora here already. But I'm also opinionated, and while I try not to offend people, sometimes people just want to take offense. When that happens, they generally reply far more LOUDLY (ala you, gfps) and harshly than needbe, considering my comments are generally engineered to be as inoffensive as possible while still stating my opinion. If you wish to engage in a philosophical discussion about it elsewhere I would be more than happy, but please don't wade out of your league and flame me.
 
OUCH!

Well, the_brainz

You certainly are giving this a lot of thought. I may have to concede a couple of points to you. I hope we don't get "kicked off" just for having and expressing our opinions. I may not agree with everything you have to say but I completely support your right to speak your mind. I'm an opinionated individual as well but have been known to change my mind when presented with a convincing enough argument.

I apologize for appearing to be yelling at you when I used uppercase letters in my point replies. That was unintentional and only because I'm new to this. To achieve the effects you get in your posts (italics, centering, bold type etc...) are you using a word processor and "cut and paste" or are there features in this site that I'm not finding? Please answer this question in a way that my 36 year old brain can understand!

What does flamebait mean?

As for remembering specifics (Fred Durst's name for instance) I always open TWO ascfi pages and use one for typing my post. I minimize the other one just in case I need reference material and so I don't forget to comment on or reply to each point. I've got a poor memory!

Also, whenever I quoted F.D., I was only quoting lines from his songs and never meant to insist that he must be the originator of those statements - although he could be! Many of life's truisms have been recycled and requoted over time. Sometimes a word or two changed here or there - symantics!

For example, this "Shaggy" song "It wasn't me" has been all over the radio and MTV for the last month - and it is an exact quote from Eddie Murphy (Raw, 1987) in the exact context - how soon we forget!

Anyway, I'm getting tired now so I'll have to bid you goodnight. Maybe we can disagree some more tomorrow. I hope others who might read these scribblings appreciate it for the entertainment value - I do. gfps
 
Hehe

Oh, don't worry. I don't think that anyone will kick us off as long as we resolve this before a moderator notices ;)

I thank you for supporting my right to speak my mind; I, of course, support your right to speak yours also. I like to think that I, too, will change my mind in the face of convincing evidence -- that is one of the primary purposes of logic. Unfortunately, it sometimes is not as easy as it sounds, and not just for reasons of pride.

Your apology is accepted readily; I have met many newbies in my time, and your shouting spree isn't a first -- your response probably is though. Most newbies take great offense (for some inexplicable reason) at being told that they shouldn't use caps because it is considered shouting. I understand you were trying to make a point; that's okay.

Making bold, italics etc is accomplished by means of vB (visualBasic) scripting that is built into this forum. It's similar to HTML, which is the code that all web-pages are made with, but a little simpler in most respects. For example:
  • in HTML, to achieve a bold effect, you would type <b>bolded text</b> The <> tags indicate an HTML command imbedded in what would normally be read as normal text to be displayed. The "b" indicates bold, of course, and the forward-slash is used to close the bold tag section.
  • in vB, to achieve a bold effect, you would type {b}bolded text{/b} but replacing the curled brackets with square ones []. I can't type square ones or it would just make the text bold and really tell you nothing ;)
Always remember to close your formatting tags with a / or your entire document from the opening tag onward will be formatted.

For a more detailed explanation of all the vB tags available on this forum (though there are some there that they don't mention, like [color="00fd00"]colour[/color]), check the frequently asked questions.

Flamebait? It's nerd slang for a post that is just asking to be flamed. For example, if I post a comment deliberately trying to rile a response, it's flamebait. On fora where posts are moderated, a flamebait comment can be moderated down so it has a low score, so people don't necessarily have to view it -- if you set your preferences to view all posts with a score of +1 or above, flamebaits and trolls won't be seen because they'll be modded down to -1. Flaming someone, obviously enough, is oppression with extreme prejudice; a comment that deserves to be flamed is flamebait. I know dictionary.com can explain it much better than I, so here's a definition:

flamebait A posting intended to trigger a flame war, or one that invites flame in reply.

troll A posting which is intentionally incorrect, but not overtly controversial (compare with flamebait). Trolling aims to elicit an emotional reaction from those with a hair-trigger on the reply key. A really subtle troll makes some people lose their minds.

Generally, flamebait will contain foul language and obscene references to goats and suchlike, while trolls will be more civil, but ultimately serving the same purpose (trolls are generally more skilful). For examples, check out slashdot: news for nerds. That has some most excellent examples, if you're up to it. Personally, I wouldn't wish those comments on anyone. Nowadays, the words troll and flamebait have become rather interchangeable; half the moderators on slashdot don't know the difference.

As you say, I normally have a "reference" window open also; I just didn't get around to it that time because I wasn't making a long post, or responding to questions.

What you say about quoting FD is fair enough; it just seemed a little ambiguous is all. It wasn't Me by Shaggy is just one of the thousands of examples -- heck, it's not even restricted to quotes at all. Generally known as plagiarism, and sometimes misinformation. I had the Stargate motion picture Theme, End Credits and Overture for about half a year before I finally discovered that they weren't by John Williams after all (despite sounding remarkably like his style), but are, in fact, by David Arnold. Just because one person mislabelled an MP3: that person sent it to about 20 others using Napster, they in turn spread it around so that, in the end, half of these tracks on Napster had John Williams in their "artist" field, and half had David Arnold (of course, being a John Williams fan and not having heard of David Arnold before, I chose to believe the former...)

I'm sure that the others are being vastly entertained by our disagreements -- I'd love to continue them tomorrow...whenever that is -- my, is it 0116 already? The amusement factor is probably why we haven't been reprimanded already ;)
 
Actually that and seeing if you could resolve it yourselves without being too hostile. We all have lots to learn about the web. I appreciate both your comments and I expect civility, NOT TROLLING! And the-Brainz you have one sarcastic writing method. And don't look at me and say, "MOI?".

If you want to dredge up picturesque names for each other please, use the pm. Oh, there is an ignore feature you can select to avoid each others posts if that is deemed necessary!
 
Heavens, I wouldn't want to use the ignore feature! I always scan at -1 just to catch the trolls and flame-wars, because they're so funny. Using ignore sounds like scanning at +1. And besides, I too am hoping to resolve this peacefully.

I admit I'm honoured that you consider my writing to epitomise sarcasm -- I hope that didn't apply to my last post though. That was quite sincere.
 
kel sha,

@ the_brainz would u plz don't disturb every thread with the post "u need help - u really need help" 'cos it's not very funny ..
perhaps Dr. Dr. brainz is so intelligent but i don't need ur "help" (or whatever u mean) ..
BTW i hate such guys/ladies who are so arrogant and the believe the know what's the best for everone ..

kree sha

P.S.: i post here 'cos on the other threads i didn't get any responses from you
 
Need I even comment on this? Don't you think there's a reason I ignore your inane flamebait? If I was to start a flamewar with you, I'd spend my whole day typing rubbish and just curry the disfavour of a whole lot of people who, in my opinion, actually matter. People like muzungu, Rowan, jsc, SkyDiver and heck, my good friend gfps. At least they always have something interesting to add, which is more than can be said for most of your posts. I mean, just take a look at the kind of threads you start. What's your mental age, man?

[system operation complete: username="Geronimo" added to ignore list]
 
kel sha,

why do you think it interests me if u ignore me ??

sorry but no one is disturbed by my posts (no one has complained about any of my posts except YOU) and much of the people here joined the threads by writing someone funny things in it ...
so do you live in a total serious world or what ? enjoy ur life man !

kree sha

P.S.: my flamewar ? who started with this "u need help" posts ??!?!?!

[stopping YOUR flamewar with u now]
 
Hi the_Brainz

To reply to your earlyier post about quantum teleportation. The process does not involve quantum tunneling, rather it is to do with quantum entanglment. For more info see QUANTUM TELEPORTATION. Anton Zeilinger in Scientific American Vol.282, No.4, pages 32-41; April 2000.
 

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