NAME: martouf...ok ok and lantash
SEX: i'm male, lanny is neither
HOME: well vorash at the moment
HEIGHT: i'm 6'1", lanny's about 7 inches(get your minds outta the gutters
EYES: mine are hazel, his can be red...well he can make mine gold if he wants to
HAIR: i'm brown, he's bald
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? tv....i'm too busy saving the universe to watch tv
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? despite what garshaw thinks, there are no mice in the tunnels...shut up lantash, i told you we'd play dumb
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: mag-a-zine....like for weapons...only tau'ri weapons need magazines
FAVOURITE SMELL: jolinar in the morning...but i'd settle for samantha :naughty:
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: zats...they hurt...a lot...
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: jolinar in the morning...and where did she learn how to do THAT :redface:
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: see above...only we'd go to another planet...i know the tok'ra have no secrets but...gotta draw the line somewhere
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? i didn't...lanny did, and it was all his fault...really
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? thanks to lanny, no
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? who needs rollarcoasters...i can take the stargate for a spin
PEN OR PENCIL? tok'ra have no use for that...
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? phone????
FAVOURITE FOODS: jolinar...lantash, you shouldn't say such things
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? i do, lanny's have been dead for a few centuries...and she was a real snake...
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? tok'ra...crimes...got me confused with the 'other' side of lanny's family
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? what?
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: these are tau'ri foods right? still haven't tried them...but who would bake bits...bits of what?
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? the teltac...of course..lantash shut up i am so a good pilot...i only almost hit the planet...and if you hadn't been distracting me i....
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? with no doors on the room...you gotta be kidding me
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? jolinar...ooh...you mean AS a pet not to...
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? i thought...well she did once call me....
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? they say on marakash if you...well the earth can really move...i mean the sonic resonance of the thunder can...oh for get it ...
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? cronos...tried to hurt my jolinar...gonna cream him...just you wait
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: doesn't work on me...thanks to lanny...:angryfire
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? zodiac...?
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? broccoli???? didn't he do those movies o'neill made me watch..the man in the tuxedo that never died???
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? for jolinar...only if she gave up hers too
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? got it...saving the universe from bad @$$ goa'uld...that's me....
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? lanny shut up...i am not dying my hair...no i refuse...lanny put DOWN the loreal....
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? make me get a tattoo i'm gonna leave you behind you slimy little....
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yes
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: i am wedded in my heart for all eternity
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? blue crystal...gotta see about getting a door...
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half-full
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? snapple....??? i hate it when things snap...never a good sign
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? ambidextrous ...shut up lanny...you do not have hands...
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? a plow....or maybe a hoe...lanny shut up, that's rude, i am not a hoe...
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? remember that pleasure planet...the one with the...yeah that one...damn i need a door, garshaw will pop a gut if she sees me looking like THIS
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? 27..lantash, that's optimistic even with your help...come one...ok, ok...15...you happy?
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? car???
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? again , what is a car...though a hatak would be nice...get rotten lightyearage though
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: watching kordesh interrogate captured goa'uld...lanny you are one sadistic little....
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: ummm....i won't tell kordesh you did
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO
IT:the tau'ri...they hate us...well o'neill does anyway...annoying little man, thinks he's funny...keeps patonizing me...little does he know....