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- Oct 22, 2000
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NAME: Colonel Harold Maybourne
SEX: male
HOME: that is classified information
HEIGHT: 5' 11"
EYES: blue
HAIR: black
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? the X-files
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? that's classified
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: whatever fits the most ammo
FAVOURITE SMELL: fear
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: rounding the corner and seeing O'Neill and that blasted Jaffa
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: having O'Neill ask me for help
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: steal technology, er, um i mean watch football
FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: MIB
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE
UP THIS MORNING?: ah, sweet revenge
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? : of course not
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : compared to what?
PEN OR PENCIL? : classified
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : i don't
FAVOURITE FOODS: beer and mustard
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? : hah, right.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : well, yes
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? : vanilla
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? : croutons
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? : no, i like to be driven
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? : classified
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? : i like toads
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
: a fuzzy catepillar--what kind of asinine question is that?
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY ?: pu-lease. did O'Neill write these questions?
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT
BE? : I'd like to meet O'Neill in a dark alley
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: margarita
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? : classified
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? : classified
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? :
no
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT
BE?: god
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT
BE?: pink--what do you think
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT
BE? : who says i don't?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? :
yes
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: no
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : paint, you moron
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : half empty
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : i don't drink snapple
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : classified
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : of course
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
: is a leaf blower a gardening tool?
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? : a Glock, fully loaded
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : 1
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : Buick
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? : death Glider
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: football
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO
YOU: You are quite a um, nice, specimen, i know just the place to take you.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST
LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Wait a minute, is the like a chain letter or something--'cause i really don't need anymore bad luck.
SEX: male
HOME: that is classified information
HEIGHT: 5' 11"
EYES: blue
HAIR: black
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? the X-files
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? that's classified
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: whatever fits the most ammo
FAVOURITE SMELL: fear
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: rounding the corner and seeing O'Neill and that blasted Jaffa
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: having O'Neill ask me for help
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: steal technology, er, um i mean watch football
FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: MIB
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE
UP THIS MORNING?: ah, sweet revenge
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? : of course not
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : compared to what?
PEN OR PENCIL? : classified
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : i don't
FAVOURITE FOODS: beer and mustard
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? : hah, right.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : well, yes
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? : vanilla
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? : croutons
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? : no, i like to be driven
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? : classified
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? : i like toads
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
: a fuzzy catepillar--what kind of asinine question is that?
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY ?: pu-lease. did O'Neill write these questions?
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT
BE? : I'd like to meet O'Neill in a dark alley
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: margarita
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? : classified
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? : classified
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? :
no
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT
BE?: god
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT
BE?: pink--what do you think
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT
BE? : who says i don't?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? :
yes
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: no
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : paint, you moron
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : half empty
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : i don't drink snapple
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : classified
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : of course
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
: is a leaf blower a gardening tool?
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? : a Glock, fully loaded
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : 1
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : Buick
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? : death Glider
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: football
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO
YOU: You are quite a um, nice, specimen, i know just the place to take you.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST
LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Wait a minute, is the like a chain letter or something--'cause i really don't need anymore bad luck.