Well this seems fun, so I thought I might do Thor
NAME: My name is Thor
SEX: You are asking me if I have a specified sex, the answer would be no, I am asgard and that is sensitive information
HOME: I can't actually tell you that, it will bring many problems to your world if you travelled there
HEIGHT: All Asgard are hte same, therefore we have the same height
EYES: Yes, I have eyes
HAIR: WE at the Asgard do not have hair
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? The asgard are far too advanced to have inferior systems for amusement
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Again, we are far too advanced for menial amenities
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: I like to read the Earth papers so I can know where in America my family crashed this week
FAVOURITE SMELL:I prefer the smell of nothing, the asgard do not enjoy things as much as unadvanced races...
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Asking earth humans to help us, especially with replicators stealing our technology
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Telling humans from Earth that we can't help.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Tell O'Neill that we can't help him to fix the planet they have just ruined again.
FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: the asgard have nothing to play earth music on, our music is much too advanced for your primitive earth minds?
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?:Where are those replicators this time and why is O'Neill in the council again.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? : Sickness is not a problem in advanced civilisations.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : We have no need for rollercoasters here,
PEN OR PENCIL? rimitive human, have you never heard oftouch screen?.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : We communicate using audio visual communication, phones are too primative
FAVOURITE FOODS: It is unpronounceable to the human tongue, you are too primative....
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? : I am asgard, our parents are all the same person, and I havent seen him for quite a long time
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : We dont commit any crimes as we are asgard, a far superior race
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? : My mouth cannot sustain earth food
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? : Again, as I am asgard I cannot sustain earth's mediocre food?
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? : I love to drive in hyperspace, especially trying to get away from Replicators or trying to hunt and destroy a guould mother ship!
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? :I hardly sleep, and when I do, I like to be alone
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? : Perhaps an O'Neill, I could train it
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?:An asgard, we are superior.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY ?:storms are not special. They are a feeble attemp at fear
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? : The person who created the replicators so I could research on how she can kill them.
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Alcohol is just a thing for primitive humans to drink to try to get them in a higher consciousness!
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? : I was not born on a certain date, I was created and you cannot comprehend the asgard date system
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? :I do not eat earth food
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : I do not wear shirts, and I do not know any girls from the asgard, as we are sexless
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I would be a maintainence expert for replicators so I could destroy them
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Asgard do not have hair
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? : Asgard do not have tattoos, we are too evolved
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? : Love is for the primative Asgard cannot fall in love with anyone.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: we dont marry either.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : Technology that you would not be able to understand
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : Where is the glass to which you refer
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : Snapple is another earth thing which I wont get involved in.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : I have two hands, I can use them both as I am asgard
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : We don't type, we have voice activated systems, you humans wouldnt understand it.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : I have no garden, just a space ship.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? : A floor.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : A number that you humans have not discovered yet
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : I have no car, it is too primative, however I do have an asgard mother ship which can go from 0 to hyperspeed immediately
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? :I do not dream of cars. they are too simple
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Sport does not interest the asgard, we would rather watch replicators destroy the guould
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: O'Neill is human, I wont hold that against him, but he is quite simple.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: The replicators, they are most likely to consume the titanium alloy crystal in which we sent this message to them, and use it against us in a battle
NAME: My name is Thor
SEX: You are asking me if I have a specified sex, the answer would be no, I am asgard and that is sensitive information
HOME: I can't actually tell you that, it will bring many problems to your world if you travelled there
HEIGHT: All Asgard are hte same, therefore we have the same height
EYES: Yes, I have eyes
HAIR: WE at the Asgard do not have hair
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? The asgard are far too advanced to have inferior systems for amusement
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Again, we are far too advanced for menial amenities
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: I like to read the Earth papers so I can know where in America my family crashed this week
FAVOURITE SMELL:I prefer the smell of nothing, the asgard do not enjoy things as much as unadvanced races...
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Asking earth humans to help us, especially with replicators stealing our technology
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Telling humans from Earth that we can't help.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Tell O'Neill that we can't help him to fix the planet they have just ruined again.
FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: the asgard have nothing to play earth music on, our music is much too advanced for your primitive earth minds?
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?:Where are those replicators this time and why is O'Neill in the council again.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? : Sickness is not a problem in advanced civilisations.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : We have no need for rollercoasters here,
PEN OR PENCIL? rimitive human, have you never heard oftouch screen?.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : We communicate using audio visual communication, phones are too primative
FAVOURITE FOODS: It is unpronounceable to the human tongue, you are too primative....
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? : I am asgard, our parents are all the same person, and I havent seen him for quite a long time
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : We dont commit any crimes as we are asgard, a far superior race
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? : My mouth cannot sustain earth food
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? : Again, as I am asgard I cannot sustain earth's mediocre food?
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? : I love to drive in hyperspace, especially trying to get away from Replicators or trying to hunt and destroy a guould mother ship!
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? :I hardly sleep, and when I do, I like to be alone
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? : Perhaps an O'Neill, I could train it
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?:An asgard, we are superior.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY ?:storms are not special. They are a feeble attemp at fear
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? : The person who created the replicators so I could research on how she can kill them.
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Alcohol is just a thing for primitive humans to drink to try to get them in a higher consciousness!
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? : I was not born on a certain date, I was created and you cannot comprehend the asgard date system
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? :I do not eat earth food
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : I do not wear shirts, and I do not know any girls from the asgard, as we are sexless
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I would be a maintainence expert for replicators so I could destroy them
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Asgard do not have hair
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? : Asgard do not have tattoos, we are too evolved
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? : Love is for the primative Asgard cannot fall in love with anyone.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: we dont marry either.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : Technology that you would not be able to understand
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : Where is the glass to which you refer
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : Snapple is another earth thing which I wont get involved in.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : I have two hands, I can use them both as I am asgard
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : We don't type, we have voice activated systems, you humans wouldnt understand it.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : I have no garden, just a space ship.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? : A floor.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : A number that you humans have not discovered yet
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : I have no car, it is too primative, however I do have an asgard mother ship which can go from 0 to hyperspeed immediately
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? :I do not dream of cars. they are too simple
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Sport does not interest the asgard, we would rather watch replicators destroy the guould
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: O'Neill is human, I wont hold that against him, but he is quite simple.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: The replicators, they are most likely to consume the titanium alloy crystal in which we sent this message to them, and use it against us in a battle