Tabitha--I still think you should give it go, but here's my try at The God That Is Urgo.
NAME: Urgo (say it:UUURRRRGGGOOOO Fun, huh?)
SEX: Is it fun? Please, yes!
HOME: Is anyone offering? Anyone
else that is.
HEIGHT: I can be any height. What do you prefer?
EYES: Again. How many? What color?
HAIR: Not much at the moment. I should change that.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Anything fun. Anything
not golf.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Do I get one of those?
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Something fun. Nothing newsy. I'm thinking 'People'. I like people. No! 'Entertainment'.
FAVOURITE SMELL: The smell of freshly baked pie. Or coffee. Coffee's good. But then of course there's cake and chocolate...
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being rejected. I mean come on, what's not to love?!
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having fun. Anything fun. Anything.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Explore and eat pie.
FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Oooh music. I like music. Something by Rafi, I'm sure. Does he do soundtracks?
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Pie.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? : Hee hee. No.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : Oooh! Exciting!
PEN OR PENCIL? : I prefer magic markers.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : One! Only one.
FAVOURITE FOODS: Pie, chocolate, cake, yogurt, Jell-o....
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? : Um, no. I'd like to. But he's too stuffy and
boring.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : Never!
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? : Chocolate.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? : Both. Can't I have both?
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? : Yes. But, I haven't yet. You could take me. Come on, it will be fun. Wait--don't run away!
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? : I don't sleep, but I do like animals.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? : I want a Teal'c. KREE!
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A dog--they have so much fun.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY ?: Cooool!
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? : Who? Who? Who? John Candy or--no! Mary Steenburgen. I'm very curious.
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Oh, my. I don't think I should. Well, maybe just one...of each. I have to find out. It's research!
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? : Aries
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? : Er, no. That is a vegetable, no?
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : I am not currently wearing a shirt, but I
could be.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something fun. Suggestions anyone?
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Pink. I hear pink is fun. How do you think I'd look?
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? : A clown on my tushie.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? : I love everything. Okay, I don't think I understand the question, Jack is giving me a funny look.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: My wedding would be at the Elvis Chapel in Las Vegas where we could then have lots of fun at Circus Circus and other fine entertainment establishments.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : Well it certainly wouldn't be this grey paint. If I had my own room I think I would want some kitten and puppy posters to adorn my walls. Or women in bikinis.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : *BURP!* Excuse me. Right now it is but half full, though I'm sure someone could amend that situation, right?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : I like them all.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : Two hands are more fun.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : Typing doesn't really sound all that fun.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : I'm not sure. Jack seems to think I would be a fantastic leaf blower. I'm not sure what that does. Is it fun? Must be.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? : Hold on, let me check.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : Infinity. It's a nice round number.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : I don't have one. I want one, though. I hear someone is going to take me driving, right? Right? Hello!
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? : A red convertible. A fast, red convertible. With cupholders, has to have cupholders.
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Um, women's volleyball. Right, Jack? Did I say it right?
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Samantha is divine. I want her to know that I am almost finished and then we can play again. Oooh, wait, she is writing more questions.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Togar. He is boring and...well boring. Is there a word that means 'more boring'. Boring-er. He is boring-er.