Fave Andromeda Quotes!

[Lisaine]

Originally posted by Lonewolf89
In Heaven Now Are Three:

"You can't defy us forever, Trance." Flux
"But I can dream can't I? Even if it's just for a little while." Trance

That was SOOO tempting! I want to learn HOW she's defying the rest of her race. Obviously, even though she's gone through at least *one* moult, there's more to come, judging by Flux's appearance. They recognize each other as what they are straight off, too. Not to mention the natives recognizing 'em... somehow, some way.

And what is she dreaming about? Whose side was Flux referring to? Is it a war? If so, with whom? And for what?

Ohhhh, the questions...

 

[Lonewolf89]

The Things We Cannot Change

"Black Holes give me goose bumps." Rommie
"Can androids get goose bumps?" Dylan
"This one can." Rommie

"It's like scanning mud." Tyr
"No, it's not. Mud I can see through, gamma radiation I can't." Rommie

"Gravity sucks." Harper.

"Rescuing Dylan from a black hole... again." Harper

"So, all those dangerous mocho things you do, it's to impress chicks?" Beka

"I try that myself now and again. It never works." Tyr about banging on the control panel.

"Maybe that's it. Maybe I'm in the ZOO!!" Dylan

"If you're doing this to impress chicks, Tyr. I'm impressed." Beka (I love Tyr face when she walks away)

"Because you're killing my people!!" Liandra

"Yeah, and?" Harper

 

[Lonewolf89]

From 'Belly of the Beast':

"Then I'm torn between clapping my hands to applaud Dylan's good taste, and clapping my hands over your ears to simulate the pain you cause me." Tyr

"I know. We might as well be looking for big hands." Harper
"Big Foot." Rommie
"What ever." Harper

"I say we skip step one and proceed directly to step 'Save our freakin' butts!!'" Harper

"Beats me." Rommie
"Beats me? Those are two words I never expected to hear from a warship with a brain your size." Harper

"If we had a really, really, really big stick we could try poking it in the eye. If it blinks it's alive." Harper

"It ate my drones!!" Rommie

"Hey, she wasn't built to be eaten by a giant.... space creature." Harper

"She needs me." Harper (about Rommie)

"People need to be told these things!!" Harper

"Remind me to stop sending messages to myself." Dylan

"Think outside what box?" Trance

"You know, short, fast talker, to smart for his own good..... hopelessly in love wit you?" Beka
"I know Harper." Rommie (I just love the way she says that )

"A conduit, a conduit, my kingdom for a conduit." Harper

"And you wear it so well sweet heart." Harper

"Yeah, well It's only a matter of time before it cracks your crunchy shell and works its way into the center of your chewy goodness." Harper

"I trust Dylan to be Dylan." Tyr

"I call it my, 'eat your cake and have it too' plan." Dylan

"Anyone can have their cake and eat it. But the real trick is eating and still having it." Dylan
"I see." Trance.
"It's a common mistake." Dylan

"Well, then we'll be going out with a bang." Dylan

"I have faith in nothing but this: when the universe dies there will be three survivors. Tyr Anasazi, the cockroaches, and Dylan Hunt trying to save the cockroaches." Tyr

"He didn't die Rommie." Harper

"Are we still thinking outside the box?" Trance
"Trance, right now we are so far outside the box we can't even see the box." Dylan

"Dylan expects us to save our butts." Tyr

"We're no good to the universe dead." Tyr

"But I will not die for your misguided sentiment to memorialize a man who is not dead." Tyr

"Uh, ladies and gentleman, thank you for flying Andromeda. The sound of flowing air and crackling conversation is my genius and your survival once again." Harper

"You could even say we had our cake outside the box and ate it too." Trance

"I love real time." Dylan

"Somebody say something. I just want to hear your voices." Dylan

"Your willingness to defy the universal odd is a disease we all seem to have contracted." Tyr

"A freakin' kilometer in a minute and I still miss the inspiring speech." Harper

"Shall we?" Dylan
"We shall." Trance.

 

[Jerikho]

Originally posted by Lonewolf89
From 'Belly of the Beast':

"Then I'm torn between clapping my hands to applaud Dylan's good taste, and clapping my hands over your ears to simulate the pain you cause me." Tyr
(...)
"Yeah, well It's only a matter of time before it cracks your crunchy shell and works its way into the center of your chewy goodness." Harper
(...)
"I have faith in nothing but this: when the universe dies there will be three survivors. Tyr Anasazi, the cockroaches, and Dylan Hunt trying to save the cockroaches." Tyr
(...)
"Are we still thinking outside the box?" Trance
"Trance, right now we are so far outside the box we can't even see the box." Dylan
(...)
"Your willingness to defy universal odds is a disease we all seem to have contracted." Tyr

"A freakin' kilometer in a minute and I still miss the inspiring speech." Harper

Those are my faves for 'Belly of the Beast'
(which, by the way, I really liked, for some reason..)

And you just couldn't help but to crack a smile like Beka when Tyr says, "and Dylan Hunt trying to save the cockroaches"
(That might be the best line that describes Dylan..)

OH, YOU FORGOT(approximation):

Tyr, about Harper's funky music: "We must concentrate on more important threats. Like this music."



Oh yeah, what happened to some eps?
You guys just skipped a bunch.

Like in 'The Widening Gyre' (approximation):

**A Magog tries to hurt Harper and Tyr who are 'tied up' on a wall. Tyr snaps its neck with his feet**
Harper: "Hey, why didn't you tell me your legs are free?"
Tyr (in the COOLEST.VOICE.EVER): "I wanted it to be a surprise."

Tyr: "I only know one person idiotic enough to try to save 3 dead men from a Magog hive."
Dylan: "That's me. Captain Idiot."

Others from 'Gyre' (approximation):

Rommie: "Dylan.. in case we don't make it.."
Dylan: "Don't say it, Rommie."
Rommie: "Dylan... if we are going to die.."
Dylan: "We are not going to die. ... Captain's orders."

NOTE: Anyone noticed how (um, how should I put it) HOT Rommie looked in that scene? (Not that she doesn't normally. )
Oh, and I wonder what she wanted to say to Dylan..


Rommie: "Radiation.. gamma rays.. It was a nova... We just survived a nova??"
Dylan: "See? I told ya we weren't going to die."

 

[Lonewolf89]

Originally posted by Jerikho

Harper: "Hey, why didn't you tell me your legs are free?"
Tyr (in the COOLEST.VOICE.EVER): "I wanted it to be a surprise."

Tyr: "I only know one person idiotic enough to try to save 3 dead men from a Magog hive."
Dylan: "That's me. Captain Idiot."

I loved those!

 

[Lonewolf89]

From: The Knight, Death and the Devil:

"The whole thing just kinda' seems.... I don't know... GREAT somehow!! The teacher's away and the Maru crew can play!" Harper

"The AI called himself Ryan. Seemed like a nice enough ship.... for a lancer." Rommie

"Tyr, get ready. I'm comin' in hot!!" Dylan

"You're the guy with the force lance." Ryan

"You know it's bad enough that you let the casino dress you up and parade you around like a circus show freak. But the fact that we had to kidnap you, well now that's just..." Rommie
"She's upset, right?" Ryan

"This body is so depressingly human. You know the only thing special about me is my superior wit and charm." Ryan

"Well, Tyr, if I ate food you'd be wearing it right now." Rommie
"Lovely imagery." Tyr

"It's the Wraith of Anchilles. He was commissioned during the war. One of the most powerful ship ever built. He commands the camp." Ryan

"You have twenty-nine seconds. Impress me." Anchilles

"Say hello Dylan." Harper
"Hello Dylan!" Computer Dylan

"They're not machines Tyr. They're sentient beings, soldiers." Rommie

"Lancer core sir. We can't be inefficient, not in the budget." Ryan

"That's it, we're on." Rommie

"Good afternoon gentleman. Time to die." Anchilles

"Superior race my @$$!!" Dylan

"Well, why don't you just be Beka?" Trance

"Since when did AI stand for artificial stupidity?" Ryan

"Time to depart the Field. Hold the line Captain Hunt." Anchilles

"This fellow has already taken it upon himself to perform a dangerous task. Not because he was commanded, but because it needed to be done. And in the end that's the only test that matters, the test of will. You're a machine. I-I can't believe I just said that." Tyr

"Don't make me knock you out and drag you to safety sir, because I will." Ryan

"They're protecting us sir. They're throwing themselves deliberately into harm's way." Ryan

"Mela, you don't have to do this." Dylan
"No, I don't, but I choose to." Mela

"Sir, she's charging directly at the Nietzschean capital ships, drawing them off." Ryan

 

[Maria8475]

cool quotes, unfortuanetly i haven't seen the last few ones.

But i was rewatching Exit Statergies this morning - found a cool quote.

Rev: Tyr Anazasi of the Kodak Prime. Clearly I'm not in heaven.

 

[Lisaine]

Heh heh heh...yes, that was a GREAT quote!!!

 

[Lonewolf89]

Bunker Hill:

Brendan: That's the thing cousin, I'm part of the fire. I need to be.

Harper: Good bye... again.

 

[Lonewolf89]

From: It Makes A Lovely Light

Beka: What's the matter? They didn't have surprise parties in the High Guard?
Dylan: Somehow that found a less stressful set up than reactor meltdown.

Dylan: Slipstream routes?
Beka: A Key. The map to Tarn-Vedra. Happy birthday Dylan, you're going home.

 

[Maria8475]

just some more i noticed in Dance of the Mayfies

Rommie: It's the Thann.
Harper: I thought they were our friends.
Dylan: They were.
Tyr: Which is why I place great faith in paranoia.

Dylan: I want you out of harms way.
Harper: Okay, i know that used to be my favourite place but....
Dylan: No buts, GO!
Harper: Yes sir, bravely running away sir!

Rommie: I can multitask.
Harper: And men can't?!?

Dylan: Love doesn't die. it's the only thing that's permenant.

 

[Maria8475]

The things we can not change
Beka (to Tyr): So all these macho, dangerous things you do, is to impress the chicks?

 

[Lonewolf89]

Originally posted by Maria8475
The things we can not change
Beka (to Tyr): So all these macho, dangerous things you do, is to impress the chicks?

I laughed my head off on that one!

 

[Lonewolf89]

From Dance of the Mayflies:

Harper: I thought bug people were our friends.
Dylan: So did I.
Tyr: That's why I put great stock in paranoia.

Rommie: I'm indestructible. You... you...
Dylan: Me, well, I just think I'm indestructible.

 

[Lonewolf89]

Ismail Khalid: Ah, comm link. I wish I had thought of that before I set off on his long arduous journey down the corridor.

Tyr: Can't blame me for trying.
Leydon Bryce-Hawkins (choking): Nope.

From Into the Labyrinth:

Harper: Stick it up your data port!

Harper: All the sudden I'm Seamus Harper, foot soldier of the apocalypse. Well not me honey. I am nobody's pawn.

Harper to Hone: You're a secret librarian?

Harper (to Rommie): Tesseract? Right. Uh, refresh my memory oh benevolent mistress of knowledge.

Trance: I know. I've got this great game called 'Harper tells Trance everything so she can save his miserable life.' Would you like to play?

Harper: A sun!! I hid it in... a sun? How the hell did I do that?

Dylan: In case of an emergency the ship can be piloted from the gunnery nose.
Charlemagne: emergency? You mean in the event that the command deck crew was reduced to a fine red mist and splattered across the walls in a bloody mural?
Dylan: That would qualify, yes.
Hohne: Fascinating. And do such emergencies happen with a degree of frequency or are they a rare occurrence?
Dylan: Not as rare as I would like.

Harper: Hohne, from one genius to another, you're freakin' brilliant!!

Charlemagne (to Tyr who's running): That looks exhausting. I need to rest just from watching you.

Tyr: And in exchange for this generous invitation into your family?
Charlemagne: Love, gratitude and the warm feeling that comes with making a new friend.

D Minus Zero:

Harper: Hey it's all fun and games until somebody burns out his retina.

 

[Asmiley]

I do like this one you put LW :

Harper: A sun!! I hid it in... a sun? How the hell did I do that?



you just have to love harper's quote's.

 

[Lonewolf89]

Originally posted by Asmiley
I do like this one you put LW :
Harper: A sun!! I hid it in... a sun? How the hell did I do that?

you just have to love harper's quote's.

Yeah, his are usually me favorites!

All to Human:

Beka: Carry on, ensign Gemini.

Harper: Run like hell!!
Rommie: I didn't come this far to run.

Officer: You really think she's an AI?
Carter: She got past four highly trained guards, took a direct Gauss gun hit, survived a 42 story drop, then eluded capture by twelve more personnel on he ground. Yeah, I pretty much think she's an android.

Rev (After being called Magog): Thus spoke, Anasazi.
Harper: Don't take it personally Rev. First he figures out you have a name, then maybe he gets around to using it. It could be worse, he could call you annoying little man.

Harper: Tyr, we can't just leave her here. She's saved our asses too many times.
Tyr: So did the Gauss rifle I left behind on Enga's Redoubt but you don't see me mounting a rescue mission to retrieve it.

Rev: Harper, you should only be taking that twice a day.
Harper: Tell that to my little people.

Harper: On the bright side at least if I'm going down I know 13 baby Magog are going down with me.
Rommie: That's it, Harper, stay positive.

Mr. Kim: I have security clearance so high I have to kill myself if I remember I have it.

Rev: To reach the surface we must repair the ship, to repair the ship we must reach the surface. An interesting conundrum.
Tyr: Perhaps we should get out a push.

Rommie: Do you have any questions?
Mr. Kim: Just one. Do you have a name?
Rommie: My official designation is High Guard XMC AI 1024, my friends call me Rommie.
Mr. Kim: And when you're not getting ready to brake into secret military installations, what do you do?
Rommie: I'm a warship.
Mr. Kim: Really? That's amazing. I've spent my entire life building spaceships, talking to them. None of them ever answer back. I wish that... I wish I'd known.

Rommie (After Kim is shot): Big mistake, now I have no one to protect.
Carter: Fall back, fall back!!

Rommie; I thought I told you to stay down.
Mr. Kim: You think I'm going to listen to a...
Rommie: AI?
Mr. Kim: A woman.

Rommie: Carter? Anyone? If you can hear me, I thought you should know, you've just started a war. One you're going to loose.

Rommie: Okay, time for some lateral thinking. How do I get the nice men with the guns out of my way?

Rommie (To Carter): In case you're wondering, I've taped into your civilian network, it seems to be experiencing some technical difficulties. Oops, the main power grid for your largest city just went off line. That was communications, that was the civil defense system, water treatment, traffic control...

Rommie: Do you know what happens when a human attacks an AI in the information universe? Nothing.

Carter: It didn't have to be like this.
Rommie (After he explodes): No, it didn't.

Tyr: Rescued by a swarm ship.
Rev: See, not only is there a divine, he has a twisted since of humor.

Dylan (Giving Rommie a medal): For you.
Rommie: It's the order of the Vedran Empress.
Dylan: You've earned it.
Rommie: But this is yours. You got it for repelling the Magog attack on Tao station.
Dylan: And now it's yours for a job well done.

Rommie: Then that's my problem. All I do is think.
Dylan: That's not true. You do a lot more than think, a lot more.

 

[Lonewolf89]

From: if the Wheel is Fixed

Harper: Alright, the galactic jaws of life. With a little luck we'll be sharin' pudden with our palls in a matter of moments Talkin only time and daring rescues.

Trance: Suns are tricky.

Dylan: Harper, shut it off!!
Harper: Okay.

Trance: Tyr, Beka, they're gone... forever.

Dylan (voice over): The universe is a dangerous place, but in our future my crew and I fight to make it safe. I am Dylan Hunt, captain of the Andromeda Ascendent and these are our adventures.

Andromeda: All hands present and accounted for.

Harper: Nice move, boss! The old sling shot maneuver! Plus a little luck.

Dylan: Fate is a hunter.

Dylan: I'm all booked up on weird today.

Dylan: Someone wants us to see this.

Dylan: Time for the three Vs. Visualize, Verify, and then get very, very ****ed off.

Tyr: I'm taking over.
Rommie: I'll brake your neck.

Harper: Never an AI around when you need one.

Tyr: Are you trying to frighten me? Forget it, I left my fear in the dimensional tunnel.

Tyr: Let's have a little fun with Dylan.

Tyr: Finished?
Rommie: Finished.

Dylan: Thank you Rommie.

Trance: Beka, of all the people on the ship I am the last one you should be messing with.

Trance: Time to settle down.

Tyr: Is Dilly dead?

Harper: It's one thing to do a work of genius, but to reverse it, that is Harper genius!!

Trance: That is your future either way; you're going to be my puppet.

Tyr: I can always reboot you.
Rommie: Only if I want to.

Beka: The future is now. That's all need to know.
Trance: The future. Sometimes it seems like yesterday, sometimes today, sometimes tomorrow, imagine the possibilities. I'll take it from here.

Dylan: Oh joy.

Dylan: Hi Rommie. How am I doing?
Rommie: Not so good.

Harper: Bingo!! I got it!

Tyr: Dylan?
Dylan: Tyr? Are you back?

Trance: Beka, you alright?

Tyr: Dylan, where was I?
Dylan, I don't know.
Tyr: Do you remember a light? Yeah, there was this all embracing light.
Dylan: No.
Tyr: And the, darkness, and more darkness. And then.... I'm old. Tall, and strong, and I'm afraid. But I held it. I held it in my hand. Did I hurt you?

Andromeda: Reboot complete.

Andromeda: Would the Captain like to lay in a course.
Dylan: How about anywhere but here?
Rommie: Aye aye.

Beka: Tyr, do you, uh...
(Tyr shakes his head)
Beka: Right, yeah....

Beka: You guys, I almost shot you. What are you doing in here?
Rommie: Well, it's fairly simple, Beka. I don't sleep.
Trance: And I don't sleep, much.
Rommie: And we thought we should be able to have a place to hang out.
Beka: What for?
Rommie: Just because. I turn off most of my sensors and let the AI do all the work. I mean, hey, even non organics like to have friends.
Beka: Ah, the ancient ritual, girl Talk!
Rommie: Yeah!

Rommie: You know, I'm tired of blue.

Dylan: What happened to you, Tyr?
Tyr: I don't know. I remem... I don't know.
Dylan: It's good to have you back.

 

[Lonewolf89]

Quotes from The Lone and Level Sands:

Dylan: Uh, excuse me, what are you doing? These people just rescued us.
Tyr: I'd prefer to make perfectly certain we all understand each other.
Rommie: In the event of a total communications brake down of course.

Harper: The Bellerophon uh? Very nice. Her mission was to gather knowledge of life and civilization. To go farther and deeper into space than anyone had ever gone before, and bring that cargo back to earth baby!

Metis: Captain Hunt, the next time I order you to stay behind you tell me to go to hell!

Metis: My god, what is she?
Dylan: A warship. She gets a little cranky sometimes.

Harper: If that's a nice way of saying she's a heap of junk, you’re right. She is a heap of junk, but she's a neap of junk close to my heart.

Dylan: We're not exactly in the middle of nowhere but you can see it from here.

Metis: Everything onboard experiences quite a jolt when we first accelerate. It's kind of like riding a bunking bronco. If we're not tied down or harnessed in we get knocked on our proverbial asses.
Rommie: Oh, if find it hard imagine you landing on anything but your proverbial feet.

Rommie: I'm not unique. I'm a ships avatar, there are plenty of androids out there like me.
Metis: Like you? Somehow I doubt that.

Kemp: Harper, I want to go home.

Rommie: I'm with Harper. On the Andromeda I'm just another avatar of the ship's AI. Here I'm unique and I'd like to see what’s out there.

Beka: 'Harper's help files', what's wrong with this phrase?

Rommie: Thanks for your help!
Tyr: Sure.

Rommie: Dylan, we've got a slipstream event five light minutes out.
Dylan: Don't tell me, more Ogami?
Rommie: No, me! The Andromeda has found us.

 

[Lonewolf89]

Quotes from Mad to Be Saved:

Oderic: You know if you weren't so intensely self absorbed you would realize that all of life is a balance between the emptiness of eternity and the need to make art to remind ourselves were were here.
Tyr: I had an epiphany like that once. Then I mercilessly beat someone until it went away.

Harper: Dylan, I got a sockeroni in the shnoze for all of my kindness!

Rommie: Human brains in a box.
Dylan: Well that's certainly gross.

Dylan: Did I call for a meeting in my office?

Beka: You know these refugees? They seem a bit off.

Oderic: Life is a balance. A struggle for meaning!
(Tyr punches him)
Tyr: Struggle with that.

Tyr: He says that to everyone.
Dylan: Does everyone he says it to wind up punching him?
Tyr: So far... fifty percent.

Harper: I can get you someone new! Someone better... no, no, no someone bigger!! Someone bigger more to torture, isn't that great!