N.I.D., Inc. Clones

[Gemsong]

Okay, getting this out of my welcome thread and into the forefront where it belongs.


A new service from New Insane Dimensions, Inc.

Clones of your favorite stargate characters.

All personally tested and approved for hours of fun and games.

Take them for walks in the park. Take them grocery shopping. Take them to the movies. Take them anywhere you want.

Satisfaction 100% guaranteed!

Small freight charge for next day express delivery.

Operators are standing by.

 

[imported_Sandman]

Do they take Visa?

 

[imported_Sandman]

Do you get a discount if you buy in bulk?

 

[Gemsong]

Yes and Yes.

How many of who do you want.

They also come pre-programed with preferred mentality.

For example if someone wants ten Sam clones as love slaves we can accomodate that for a small additional fee.

Satisfaction guaranteed!

No Waiting!

Operators are standing by.

 

[Maria8475]

sounds like a good idea! I'll take a dozen Daniel's, preferably pre- Sha're (and hair cut!) All waiting to serve me as their god. Plus a couple of Jack's just becasue those two are so much fun together! Oh What the hell, throw in a Rothman too.

Maria :star:

 

[skydiver]

how bout a 'clone of the day' assortment pack?

lessee

major cutiepie just to look at
jack cute to look at and you can never have too many
jack but sometimes actions speak louder than words
danny someone to talk to
teal'c just for a change
simmons for the days when i want to feel like a kid again
siler i need a handyman around the house

so...these guys are fully fuctional right

 

[Anni]

Are these just SG1 clones or do you do the Goa'uld ones too?

If so, will I get a special price reduction for a Cronos? Or do I have to have those pesky SG1 clones as well?

Getting down on my knees in front of the god could have an entirely new meaning here!

:evil: :naughty: :naughty:

Did I just say that? :blush: Oops..... forgive me guys, it's this darn menopause kicking in again. I was told these naughty ideas would calm down, instead they're getting worse! Can you have 'reverse menopause'?

:laugh: :laugh:

 

[coffeecup]

may i have 2 please? one with the "dribble" and one without.....................i want the one without, to show up " bare-chested .....oooooooooooh, the dreams!!!!!!!!............. :upto:

 

[peachy]

hey gemmie, hope i'm still the official daniel tester
my work is very high quality besides i work for free
...peachy

 

[Gemsong]

I did say whatever character from stargate you wanted.

It doesn't have to be just SG-1.

Yes, they're fully functional. 'Nuff said.

Yes, Peachy, you're still the top Daniel tester.

I can't even pay anyone to test the Rothman's. Nobody's desperate enough.

I'm also looking for Goa'uld and Tok'Ra testers.

N.I.D., Inc is now hiring for Testers. First Come First...Served...

Operators Are Standing By!

 

[peachy]

woohoo, i'll sleep easier tonight...peachy

 

[Jessa]

I'll have one of each!! Maybe 2 of Daniel!!! Mmmmmmmmmmm Daniel Clones!! Mmmmmm Daniel slaves going round top half naked!!!!:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[imported_Bee]

I'll put my order in for 2 Daniel clones. One with the short hair and one with the longer. Also, can you throw in one Jack. He can babysit while I play with my Daniel's

 

[peachy]

hehe, consider your order placed you guys
...peachy

 

[imported_Bee]

Not rushing you peachy.....but when can we expect delivery?

 

[Gemsong]

Delivery is immediate.

Go check your front door. The box should be there.

We ship by stargate.

 

[Anni]

Okay.... I want to apply for the job of Goa'uld tester please......




:rolly2: :rolly2:

 

[imported_Nemesis]

do u take international orders? good, thought so
could i please order 5 dozen Sam's (thats 60 BTW)
finally, an army, i mean, a collection of Sam's for me to admire
are they 100% perfect clones? i mean, is every tiny molecule of Sam replicated? right down to the mole on her... i wouldn't want an incomplete Sam
oh...could u send me the latest catalogue, i kinda lost my old one

here's my address:
nemesis
room 97, corridor 2B, level 27
SGC complex,
Cheyenne mountain

 

[Gemsong]

60 Sam's?

Whoa. Well okay. We ate N.I.D. Inc aim to please.

Due to the volume it'll take an extra ten minutes to get them all there.

All Sam clones are perfect in every detail right down to the moles on their... well you know.

Of course you also get the bulk discount.

Thanks for the offer Anni, you've got the job.

 

[imported_Bee]

My clones have arrived. I noticed a stamp on the bottom left foot.

Made by Gemsong
Tested by Peachy
5/12/01