N.I.D., Inc. Clones

[KatDonovan]

That's OK Gemmy, just send me a pair for my first Daniel clone. The one you guys sent me from the Daniels eye's thread

You know, you need to start a subsidiary company offering accessories. Like extra clothes for taking them out in public. I for one would buy them, concidering the fact my first clone only has a pair of pretty blue speedos that match his eyes. Don't want to take him out in public in just that, we might get mobbed :rolly2:

 

[Gemsong]

Why thank you Kat for volunteering to run that division. I really appreciate the help. The compnay is growing by leaps and bounds.

Not to mention the stargate getaway packages we're offering.:rolly2:

 

[KatDonovan]

HMMMM

Methinks that tatoo on Jack's forehead, just rubbed off on me:rolly2:

LoL I'd love to help out Gemmy, just think of all the nifty outfits I can co-ordinate

I can see it now:

Malibu Teal'c

Romantic Weekend Getaway Daniel

Vacation in the Mountains Jack

ECT.....

:rolly2: :rolly2:

 

[Gemsong]

LOL!

Works for me. :rolly2:

 

[Serena]

me too

 

[Anni]

And for the guys.......

Malibu Sam.......If you give the right commands to this clone she'll create a naquada generator for you while she keeps you happy.

:rolly2:

Of course, let's not forget the older guys......

Post-Menopausal Sam. This clone wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Jack sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels, so you should be a nice change!

Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included with this clone.

Chocolate or strawberry underwear for either clone is entirely optional.



Boy is this thread weird or what?

 

[Serena]

LOL!
Well, U're post has helped the thread get just that 'ickle bit more weirder........

 

[Anni]

*Smirks widely*



Well, one has to do one's bit dontcha think? I thought the guys might feel a bit left out of it!

Okay, so I have a quirky sense of humour, so sue me!

:evil: :laugh: :laugh: :naughty:

 

[imported_Bee]

Gemmy you might want to rethink Kat as head of clothes. You people don't know what she wears everyday.

 

[KatDonovan]

I warned you BEE:angryfire


You start dissing my clothes and we're gonna have to have a little talk about those SHOES you wear

There is nothing wrong with the clothes I wear

:rolly2:

 

[peachy]

lol,hey guys the clothes devision sounds like a winner
i test him, and you dress him that'll work for me
...peachy :evil:

 

[KatDonovan]

Works for me REALLY well:rolly2:

So, do I get to do accessories too, like if they want a 'tweeked' model, you know, stuff like changing hairstyles and like adding tattoos. :naughty:

Cause I think Daniel would look SPECTACULAR with a tattoo around one perfect bicep

You know, something like An ankh, symbol of immortality, (I'd say he deserves it, I mean how many times has the poor guy died and come back anyway?)
Then his name in egyptian hieroglyphs, and maybe a earth POO since he's the one who figured it out and all.

:naughty: :wink2: :naughty: :wink2: :blush:

 

[imported_Bee]

Kat you do know you have a serious problem?

 

[KatDonovan]

Yeah, so? What's your point?



And, but, so, therefore........?

 

[imported_Bee]

Bee sticks her tongue out at Kat.

Between you and Peachy would anyone really get their Daniel clones?

Gemmy they might hold up your shipping time.

 

[Gemsong]

Sigh

<Seperating Kat and Bee> Stop it. You're scaring the clones.

Kat, sorry, no accessories. Anni, I appreciate you volunteering for the "Tweaking" Department, but I've just gotten a hug order for system lords. Heru'er seems to be the hot property. (Must be the bald head>

Kat put that shoe down.

Bee aren't you supposed to be booking the reservations for Beach Blanket Bingo with Malibu Jack?

So much to do, so little time.:smilej: :smilej: :smilej:

 

[Anni]

Oh Heru-Ur does nothing for me........... Just let me test any and all of the Cronos clones and I'll be quite happy.

:rolly2:

 

[Gemsong]

Oy.

So many clones... so few testers.

 

[peachy]

lol, hey kat, the only tattoo i'd let daniel have, would
say 'PEACHY' :evil:
...peachy:evil:

 

[KatDonovan]

HEHE yeah well, after I was talking about it the other day with my BTS Daniel clone he snuck out and got the one I described here, plus he got one with my name, just over his heart.

Isn't he just so sweet?