N.I.D., Inc. Clones

[keltikkitty]

I guess I'll update to see if we can get this started once again.

Remember I said Malibu jack didn't like Vacation Davis. Well they got into a scrap. Jack shaved off Davis' goatee and Davis decided he wanted payback so they began to fight. Malibu Jack has a sprained wrist and he keeps complaining about how the water doesn't do his knee any good. Davis is growing his goatee back but he's got this scar on the side of his chin now. I find it quite nice. :naughty:

Shades of Grey Jack lost a game of chess to me the other night. Right now he's waiting on me hand and foot. That's what he gets for challenging me to a game.

Daniel Is caught up in some new book he's reading on ancient cultures. He keeps going on and on about it.

the bad boy jacks have decided to confuse me. The one who originally had the long hair cut his hair and the other one decided to wear his long.

Seth has tried to make everyone else unic's (sp?) He's afraid they'll do something to me. I wonder what. :naughty: I do believe he's a little possessive.

I guess that's all for now.

keltikkitty:aliengray

 

[Highlander II]

some adventures happening there ---

I think all my clones are on vacation -- well, except Hockey Jack - he's watching any and all games that are televised here recently --- where does he find the time??

tho - the Major Davis clones I've been testing are really learning some interesting things ----

they found the enlarger on the fax and copy machine (did I tell you they had to learn how to use a new machine when they go w/ me to work? yeah - one of those document centers) - so, they can fax enlargements -- I'm not even gonna tell you what they've been enlarging ---- those crazy clones ---- :naughty:

 

[keltikkitty]

Originally posted by Highlander II
tho - the Major Davis clones I've been testing are really learning some interesting things ----

they found the enlarger on the fax and copy machine (did I tell you they had to learn how to use a new machine when they go w/ me to work? yeah - one of those document centers) - so, they can fax enlargements -- I'm not even gonna tell you what they've been enlarging ---- those crazy clones ---- :naughty:

oh my.

yeah, Seth has learned some very interesting things from the TV. You leave him alone with the TV, and the remote control and he'll run up a pay-per-view bill like you've never seen.

keltikkitty:aliengray

 

[catgirl]

order

I'm placing an order for one Jack clone, with the look from "the Fifth Man" please. (Gotta love the stubble)
Do you deliver to Canada? Oh, that reminds me, be sure to include a hockey stick, eh?
Aw, heck, include a Janet, just because she's a neat character. She can take care of us if we kill ourselves playing hockey. I have this image of Jack as goalie, and me going "she shoots, she scores, she accidentally gives Jack a concussion"
Catgirl(meow)
-To quote Red Green (It's a Canadian t.v. show that involves a lot of ductape) "Keep your stick on the ice"

 

[Highlander II]

Er -- I think Gemmy got lost -- so, I can act as back-up -

btw - did you ever get your clones??

I can't believe it's been well over a year since anyone's posted here - that is just wrong...

Kat - get in here and help me!!


So - 5th Race Jack with hockey stick accessories and Janet with medical implements for hockey-related injury repairs...


Dunno if Jack would play goalie -- he's more of a forward, I think... but, hey - the clones do what you tell 'em....

 

[KatDonovan]

My God H2! How long did you have to dig to find this thread??

ROTFLMAO!!:rolly2:

Sure, I'll pitch in.

*Kat rolls up her sleeves*

Whatcha need me to do, boss-in-absentia?

If I remember correctly, I am wardrobe mistress.

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by KatDonovan
My God H2! How long did you have to dig to find this thread??

ROTFLMAO!!:rolly2:

Actually - not that long - did a search on 'clones' - since you can't search for 'NID' - b/c it's not long enough - *kicks search engine*

Sure, I'll pitch in.

*Kat rolls up her sleeves*

Whatcha need me to do, boss-in-absentia?

If I remember correctly, I am wardrobe mistress.

Er - think that's right -- and if we have missing testers - you can help pick up the slack -

I've still got Marjor Davis - but, I think my Jack muse has punched all of them out for one reason or another, so they all now come with a bruised face ---

I've grabbed some of the Martouf clones... beyond that --- I think shipping will keep me busy for a while...

 

[KatDonovan]

Ooh, Ooh, Ooh! Peachy is missing in action, so I'll fill in as Daniel tester!!!!!!!!!!!


WOO HOO! GOT THE BEST JOB IN NID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*runs around the room hugging all the Daniel clones*

Kat *deliriously happy*

 

[SamFan]

I know I'm a little late, but can I order a complete set of SG-1? Oh, and preprogram the Sam and Jack to get married as soon as they're out of the box. LOL!

SamFan :wave:

 

[Highlander II]

(waking up this thread)


And - yeah - if someone wants to take all the Major D clones - go for it - someone else can be tester too -

I'm far too busy with the HL and Whedonverse branches...

 

[Gemsong]

*doing inventory checks*

*doing equipment check*

*shaking testers out of their happy haze*

*dusting off sign*


Welcome to N.I.D.,Inc Cloneworks.

Stargate Divison

Here is where it all began.

We're walking, we're walking...

Here is Gemsong's office. Notice the extensive collection of clones of all types.

We're walking, we're walking...

Here is the Clone-a-go-go machine where every imaginable version of a clone can be created.

We're walking, we're walking...

Here is the wardrobe shop where all the clones are dressed.
- What if the clone is supposed to be naked?
- To make those muscles look oiled properly... well...

We're walking, we're walking...

*Oooooooo!**

Yes, this is our personal stargate. How else would we manage our instant delivery service?

We're walking, we're walking....

And here is our most important tool. The grabulater. With this wonderous device we can grab any character from any moment time in any episode we like. For example, you want the Beneath the Surface Daniel, we grab him from that episode.

*What do you do with them after you clone them?*

Uh....

We're walking... we're walking....

 

[Steffi]

Hold on.....back up...

That's it......... *Watches the muscles being oiled*

 

[Gemsong]

hehehehe