N.I.D., Inc. Clones

[KatDonovan]

ROTFLMAO! :rolly2:

Yeah, those system lords can be hard to handle. That's why I make my Baal clone do the dirty work, take out the trash, clean the cat's litter box, ect... :evil:

My Daniels and Major Ds get to do the good stuff.....:naughty: :naughty: :wink2:

Kat

 

[Anni]

Oh boy......you lot sure need some instruction when it comes to handling System Lord 'Bad Boys'. Mine do exactly what I say......they know what'll happen if they don't!

Word of warning.....you need to be extra nice to Baal every so often.....he might be taking out the trash now, but the worm can turn!

Believe me.....he can be extra yummy if you treat him nice!

:evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[KatDonovan]

Well, Anni, next week it'll be 6 weeks since Brinna was born, so we'll see how things change.

:naughty:


Kat

 

[Anni]

Yes of course. And congratulations on the birth of your daughter!

Steady on though.....don't wear poor Baal out once you get started!!

Take it slow and sensual.

:evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[KatDonovan]

Thanks Anni. :star:

I promise, I won't be too hard on old Baal. I have lots of other clones to work with as well. Have to be fair, after all. :naughty: :wink2:

Kat

 

[triffid]

*Picks up phone and dials...*

Hello, is that NID?..... Good, I'd like to order an overseas delivery to London, England..... Oh you can? Smashing... What would I like? Hmmmm, well I'd like 1 Hathor, 1 Sam and 1 Dr. Fraiser...... in less than 20 minutes?! Man this is better than pizza delivery . Ok thankyou, I'll keep my ear our for the door, does the delivery guy accept visa?

 

[Anni]

Now isn't that just typical of a bloke? He simply has no appreciation of the work that goes into these clones, the in-depth testing and the fact that we have to some willing male to test the female clones!!!

......and he wants them in 20 minutes!

Do you want anchovies on any of them?

 

[triffid]

Originally posted by Anni
Do you want anchovies on any of them?

Kinky, but the whipped cream will do just fine thanks :naughty:

Sorry Anni, I wasn't aware of the fine tuning that your clones needed, please test away .

 

[Anni]

Watch it young man You're very close to using my chat up line for my System Lords......

Chat up Line I use for Cronus: "You, me, handcuffs, whipped cream, cloak, boots and nothing else........any questions?"

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[keltikkitty]

Anni, do you know where i can get a good pair of handcuffs or three? I've been looking for some but i haven't found a good one, aside from my bad to the bone Jack that stole them from a police officer. Sadly, I had to return those.

Keltikkitty:aliengray

 

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by Anni


Do you want anchovies on any of them?

Originally posted by triffid


Kinky, but the whipped cream will do just fine thanks :naughty:

ROTFLMAO!!:rolly2:

Ok, that conversation just started off my day with a great laugh!

Thanks you guys!

Kat

 

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by Anni
Watch it young man You're very close to using my chat up line for my System Lords......

Chat up Line I use for Cronus: "You, me, handcuffs, whipped cream, cloak, boots and nothing else........any questions?"

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

TMI ANNI!!!

But, wait a minute. Where are your kneepads??

Did you wear them out again? If so, just let me know. We have another game this weekend and I'll try and get you another couple of pairs.

Kat

 

[triffid]

Originally posted by KatDonovan




ROTFLMAO!!:rolly2:

Ok, that conversation just started off my day with a great laugh!

Thanks you guys!

Kat

*Triffid take an elaborate bow*

Tis my lot to entertain, dear Lady

 

[Anni]

Tell you what.......all I can visualise is a huge plant with tentacles taking a bow......perhaps wearing a bow tie and a tux jacket!!!

Keltikitty: I will send you one of my pairs of fur-lined handcuffs, they are on their way as I speak!

Kat...... Well, Cronus is naked apart from the cloak and the boots, and I have another pair of handcuffs and the whipped cream, so I guess I will definitely need another pair of fur-lined kneepads!



:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[keltikkitty]

Thanks Anni.

(Calling out,) "Ohhhh Jack. I have something for you." :naughty: :naughty: :rolly2:

keltikkitty:aliengray

 

[triffid]

Originally posted by Anni
Tell you what.......all I can visualise is a huge plant with tentacles taking a bow......perhaps wearing a bow tie and a tux jacket!!!

Ahhh, but we triffids have evolved, we now closely resemble humans except for the fact that we still have one long tentacle with a stinger on the end.......


but the subject of where it's hidden is for another thread entirely

 

[Highlander II]

la la la -- <wanders in to NID>


Um -- I'm hopping in to order more clones --

I need like a bunch of Martouf ones --- the Davises are kinda bored -- my Spike muse has run off and there's no one to poke at them and keep them away from the various pieces of office machinery - not that it works anyway w/ my Harry Dresden muse around -- he just kills all the electronics --

anyway --- i want all kinds of Martouf clones -- just, not any that look like him at the end of "D&C" -- b/c that's just too sad ---


Anyone in need of a Major D clone?? There are still some of the "No Tan lines" ones available! :naughty:

 

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by triffid


*Triffid take an elaborate bow*

Tis my lot to entertain, dear Lady

And you do it very well, Sir.

LOL!!

Kat

 

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by Anni

Kat...... Well, Cronus is naked apart from the cloak and the boots, and I have another pair of handcuffs and the whipped cream, so I guess I will definitely need another pair of fur-lined kneepads!



:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

LOL!!

You got it Anni! They are heading your way.

ENJOY!

Kat

 

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by triffid


Ahhh, but we triffids have evolved, we now closely resemble humans except for the fact that we still have one long tentacle with a stinger on the end.......


but the subject of where it's hidden is for another thread entirely

Where is that thread, and can I enter the discussion??

LOL!!:rolly2: :rolly2: :rolly2:

Kat