Sailor Moon fic

[Asmiley]

Part 6: Psychic Mumbo Jumbo

Narrator: When Gemni Woke the next day she felt like something was different. She began to wonder who the girl in her dream was. She wanted to know now more than she ever had before. It certainly wasn’t anyone she knew. The more she thought about it the more she contemplated about it. She decided to tell Aria about her dreams.
Gemni: Aria?
Aria: Yeah? What?
Gemni: Oh nothing to worry about really. I’ve just been having these weird dreams lately; about this girl, I’ve never met before.
Aria: Oooooh! Maybe you’re dreaming about your past life or someone you knew in a past life. I’ve been reading…
Gemni: You’ve been reading more of those psychic mumbo jumbo books again! You really need to put both feet on the ground and get your head out of the clouds.
Aria: You’re telling me to take my head out of the clouds when you’re worrying over some strange dream you keep having?
Gemni: I’m not worrying! Just curious, that’s all.
Aria: Haven’t you ever heard that curiosity killed the cat?
Gemni: Stop making fun!
Aria: I’m not!
Gemni: Everyone knows that saying! And I am not a cat!
Aria: I know that.
Gemni: I’m sorry Aria, It’s just that some of these dreams are so real. It’s like I’m actually there.
Aria: Maybe you should see a dream specialist.
Gemni: Most of those are so fake.
Aria: Yeah but maybe we’ll find one that’s for real.
Narrator: So Gemni and Aria looked up dream specialists hoping to find one that could make sense of Gemni’s dreams.
Dream Psychic Hotline: Hello! This is Shanesse from the dream psychic hotline. Tell me your dream and I’ll interpret it for ya!) * Pop!*
Gemni: Oh-kay… Well there’s this girl with long golden hair that shines in the moonlight. She’s always with her friends and this gorgeous guy. Except when I see her looking at the moon.
Shanesse: You have got to be kidding! You want me to interpret that? You’re kidding right?
Gemni: No. Look, if you can’t do it then I’ll just…
Shanesse No, I’ll give you my interpretation. You’re lonely and you crave to be in a group. This girl is how you see yourself…
Gemni: No! NO! NO! NO! You’re wrong! I’m very happy with my life!
Shanesse: I see, and that’s why you’re calling this number.
Gemni: OoooooooooooooH!
Narrator: (CLICK!) Gemni slams the telephone down on the table and the whole table rattles. Aria Sits up and smiles.
Gemni: Why are you smiling?!?
Aria: While you were getting mad at the phone, I found a better number.
Gemni: Well she was a total Moron!
Aria: Here try this one.
Gemni: This one had better be good. This is the tenth number you’ve given me!
Narrator: Aria hands Gemni the number. Gemni looks at it skeptically. She gets a cold shiver down her spine as she starts to dial…

 

[Pandæmonium]

OOOOOOO. I need to see (not litterally) me in this fic! I can't wait! OOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO!!!

DEL

(DEL, Routing for NEO to get is green pixie boots on!)

 

[Asmiley]

Well you're in the next part so relax would ya?

 

[Pandæmonium]

sorry, sorry. JUST CANT WAIT!!! POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT!!! HEEHEE!!!!!

DEL

CAT

 

[Asmiley]

hmm I don't know should I post it?

 

[Pandæmonium]

~NODS HEAD FURIOUSLY~ YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEL

CAT

 

[Asmiley]

well.... maybe... who's Catherine?

 

[Pandæmonium]

ah ah AH! NOOOOOO BLACKMAIL PLEASE! I'll tell after of me!

DEL

CAT

 

[Asmiley]

okay I'll give you the next part but only if you tell me.

 

[Pandæmonium]

jus a girl i like. there, ok. Well, PART, PLEEEEEEEEEASE????

DEL

CAT

 

[Asmiley]

Part 7: Earth as center of the Universe

Del: Hello. This is Dream Lovers anonymous. You are speaking with Delini. * cringe*
(Covers mouthpiece of phone) DO I have to use that name?
Trunks: If we’re going to keep our covers, for the time being, we have to use fake identities. You know that as much as I do.
Del: Yeah, you’re right. I hate it when you’re right.
Trunks: Um Hello! You’re on the phone!
Del: Oops. (Takes hand away from mouthpiece) Sorry to keep you waiting. Please describe your dream for me.
Narrator: He puts the phone on one-way speakerphone so they can hear the dream of this girl. They have no idea why their queen would want to know the dreams of these wacky people, but they knew better than to question their leader. As they listen to this girl’s dream, they talk to each other.
Del: Why doesn’t she just get rid if this puny, miserable planet?
Trunks: You should know better than that. These beings make great laborers. Once our Queen has control of them, she can use them to do her bidding.
Del: Still it would be easier to destroy this worthless planet.
Trunks: It’s not as worthless as you say. You know as well as I that there would be no universe and we would cease to exist if anyone or we destroyed this wretched planet. Being the center of the universe is a very big deal. If everyone knew this was the center of the universe, they’d all want it.
Del: Who?
Trunks: Everyone.
Del: Oh, you mean all the forces out there?
Trunks: Duh! Not just us. In fact, many have tried to get domain over this planet but have not succeeded.
Del: hold on this girl just said something. Listen.
Narrator: They listened as Gemni described the girl in the moonlight. Dark Gasped as he realized he knew who this girl was describing. He had only seen her once himself. It was a long time ago, when he had been too young to be evil. She had saved him from his death. He had then thought she was only a dream. He realized this girl wasn’t dreaming either. After he had finished hearing this girl’s words, he had an Idea. He picked up the phone.
Del: What’s your name?
Gemni: My name is Gemni. Why?
Del: Oh, It’s just that I’d like to meet you to go over your dreams in better detail.
Gemni: …why?
Del: I think I may know the girl you speak of.
Narrator: Silence is heard on the other end of the line.
Del: Are you still there?
Gemni: Of course I am. It’s just that you are the first person I’ve talked to who actually sounds like a human being.
Narrator: Dark grinned, as little did she know how ironic her words were.
Del: So will you meet with me?
Gemni: Hold on…

~~~~~~~~~
Casting…
Dark Evil Lord…………. Del
Trunks………………….. Trunks
Evil Queen Asmiley…………. Evil Asmiley

 

[Pandæmonium]

OOOOOOoooooooooooo. I was saved by Serena? Wow. Unbeleivable! kewl. Love da part. Can't wait till da next install ment! AHHHH!!!! KEWL KEWL KEWL KEWL!

DEL

CAT

 

[Asmiley]

yeah I know. It's actually hard for me to keep from posting it... oh but just some girl you like?

1 I thought you said you weren't into the love thing...
2 is she a tv person or someone you personally know?

hmmm... inquireing minds want to know.

 

[Pandæmonium]

a TV person, where'd you get that from?

 

[Asmiley]

Just wondering... oh um... you ready for part 8?

 

[Pandæmonium]

oooo. YES YES YES YES YES!!!

CAT, Catherine is the kind of girl I described to u in the OM's. That is a picture that looks like her. The Sephiroth one is like me, lol!

DEL

CAT

 

[Asmiley]

cool. you dsure your up for part 8?

 

[Pandæmonium]

YES YES YES!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE. I NEED TO READ MORE!!!!! PLEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

DEL

CAT

 

[Asmiley]

um do you have a fic you're writing?

 

[Pandæmonium]

Yes. An adaptation of Final Fantasy. It's more than just a fic, it's a novel. Been writing it for @ least a year now. I'm not leting ANY of it out until it's finished however. BUT PLEEEEASE, I NEEEED THAT FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? PLEASE????????

DEL

CAT