You know your a DJ whumpper when....

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You know your a whumpper if:

Everytime there is threat of an alien virus on another planet pray that they send Danny through on a team.

The in the "Land of the Light." you half smiled half cried at the balcony scene.

Your Pc is filled with hurt\comfort DJ fics, and any other kind is extremly boring.

You dream your a nurse that has to travel off world fix DJ who is broken beyond compare but somehow you miracelously fix him.

When you drive by an car accident you search to see if it could be Daniels car.

You keep extra packs of guaze and acohol 'just in case'.

You enrolled into medical school in case the sgc needs extra help.

You only liked Shauri when she died and Daniel had to go through emotional turmoil.

You search on showtime site to see if the in next Ep Daniel is going to be hurt; and if he is you plan your whole day around it.

MORE TO COME.......
 
"You know..."

If...

You've got this really cool story plot, but it's telling you that it's Jack that get's hurt and Daniel does the comfort, so you chuck the entire 38 page story and re-write it from the 'right' point of view...

:D
 
YKYADJWWhen...

When hear someone sneeze and you look around to see if it's DJ.

You keep track of all his injuries in various episodes

When SG-1 go on a mission you pray there will be some evil System Lord to capture and torture DJ

Need was one of your favourite episodes

:)
 
>>>>Need was one of your favourite episodes <<<<

Don't forget Legacy. :)


And Rowan: That's a lot of work but I see your point.
 
Originally posted by ShelbyS
YKYADJWWhen...

You keep track of all his injuries in various episodes

:)

i thought about doing that, but sum1 else got there first ;)
on rda's site there's a record of everyone's injuries each ep in the mission reports bit!!!

lol
 
contribute...

If anyone else wants to contribute, that would be great and thanks to all the people that did. I'm hoping we can get a super looooong list going Post more ideas, I wanna read im.;) :D
 
YKYADJWWhen.... the first thing you look for in the tv guide is if DJ gets captured/injured,
Anyone else whos injured gets sympathy but DJ gets saucy looks!
You can't get through a fic unless its got DJ whumping in it!:lol::laugh2:
 
... you find yourself dreaming up new and intresting ways to whump DJ that haven't been done before....
 
YKYADJWWhen...

You're really disappointed if danny dosn't get hurt in a ep.

You're looking foreward to Summit and Last Stand where it has been reported that danny gets taken as a slave.

Shyla is your hero

Your disappointed that Danny didn't get blown up on Apophis's mother ship

You enjoyed Nemesis cos danny was in excruiating pain after his appendectomy
 
'Legacy' IS one of my favourite eps!
'Need' is going a bit too far.
What about 'Gamekeeper' Yeah, the episode was bad. But the bit in the 'museum'......... :(

Shyla is a lonely and pathetic tree-hugging druggie. :evil:
 
Originally posted by Sci-Fi16
Shyla is a lonely and pathetic tree-hugging druggie. :evil:
LOL. She was a bit annoying wasn't she. I hated her almost as much as I hated that chick from Past and Present.
 
Actually I think that the Stargate writers love to indulge in Danny whumping, not just the fanfic writers! Have you noticed that nearly all of his women are either wimpy die-away creatures who have something majorly wrong with them or wimpy die-away creatures who get Goa'ulded! Or just plain evil, like Hathor!

I often wonder what it is about his character that makes everyone either want to whump him or rush over and soothe his fevered brow!

Is Danny boy just a natural victim?

:D :evil: :D
 
YKYADJW When.....

You read all the posts on this thread an nod vigorously at each of them.....

You quickly hide all dead videos with DJ whumping on them.... never admitting that they are dead because they were watched WAY to much

:D

Willz
:blpaw: :blpaw:
 
Videos stop working if they're watched too much??!

Uh-oh, bad news for, letsee, my WHOLE collection. The number of times in the hols I've swapped between Simpsons, Sg1 and ER.........

The writers most definitly indulge in giving Daniel a hard time! I think its just in his character, defenceless pacisfist, childlike naivity, ect, et. But of course, we know just how much truth there is in ideas like that.

ShelbyS: I've been waiting for ages to say that about Shyla! Are you telling me some woman in 'Past and Present' is WORSE!? Isn't that right after Sha're dies? Talk about being on the re-bound..... :rolleyes:
 
...and you think you have a worse problem if you get jack whumping danny, or maybe sam or teal'c and a story isn't right unless half the tream are being whumped... preferably all four though and maybe hammond too for good luck... oh and maybe it was danny's fault.... and HE KNOWS IT.... BWAHAHAHA
 
Originally posted by Sci-Fi16
ShelbyS: I've been waiting for ages to say that about Shyla! Are you telling me some woman in 'Past and Present' is WORSE!? Isn't that right after Sha're dies? Talk about being on the re-bound..... :rolleyes:
I won't spoil it for you if you haven't seen it. But let me just say that yes, it is right after share's death.
 
Originally posted by Anni
I often wonder what it is about his character that makes everyone either want to whump him or rush over and soothe his fevered brow!

Is Danny boy just a natural victim?

:D :evil: :D
I've thought about that too. I guess he just seems like the only male in the groups who is vaulnrable. I mean he has to compete with Jack and Teal'c, both are warriors who are strong and tough, so Danny just seems like an easy target. But on the other hand he has this cute little puppy dog thing going sometimes when you just want to 'soothe his fevered brow'.

It's make an intersting psych essay, analizying the facination with Daniel whumping.
 
If Danny was like Jack and Teal'c and all macho and warrior-like, the mix wouldn't be right. It might be a cliche to start out with a nerdy academic type in the group but it is necessary for the group's dynamics to have some-one totally different from the other men.
 
Er........ I'm afraid I have to disagree with you there. It might be necessary for the fans who watch the show primarily because they like the main characters, and in the case of Daniel for those fans who absolutely adore either MS or Daniel, but for a military group, that consideration would be one of the last.

Let's not forget that in reality Danny, Sam and Teal'c wouldn't even be considered for a role in the SG1 team. It would be ALL professional soldiers. And while Sam is a professional military person, a woman wouldn't be allowed a place on a covert ops team, which is realistically what that team would be, no matter what her academic or military qualifications. Danny wouldn't be allowed BECAUSE he's a civilian, no matter what his anthropological, linguistic or archaeological qualifications might be and Teal'c wouldn't be be allowed because he's an alien and he would be off in a some lab somewhere being dissected.

The dynamics of a REAL SG1 team would be totally military, soldiers picked for their expertise at recconnoitering, securing and holding a potentially hostile and dangerous piece of ground. i.e. every single planet they gate to. And they wouldn't wander round this area like tourists looking for soil samples and artifacts or saying we are friendly explorers, take us to your leader. That would come much later for the 'specialists' once the soldiers had secured the area and made it safe for things like that and safe for the personnel who would be operating in the area.

When I look at the show and the way it has developed and then I go to the boards and see what the fans say, I realise that somewhere in the Stargate production team, someone has the task of trawling the boards and gathering fan opinion, because I have watched the writers and production team steadily bring this show into line with the desire of that group of fans who want the show to be totally about character development and relationships within the team or its peripheries (i.e. people in the SGC itself like Hammond, Frasier, Major Davies etc).

They have taken it way out of the original concept of the show, that the answer to the mysteries of human civilisation lie out there somewhere and that in order to find it the humans would have to overcome a huge, monstrous, powerful and menacing enemy who have held the galaxy in thrall for millennia. The show has now wandered into the realms of space soap opera where things like whether Danny is hurt or Jack loves/likes Sam enough to breach regulations for her or indeed whether the team care enough about each other to immediately rush to the ramp whenever one of them has a rough journey through and hurts themselves, has become the primary direction.

This is meant to be a roughie toughie ass kicking military team for god's sake, not a group counselling session/love in!

The desires of the fans have become clearly mirrored in the episodes themselves, and to bear me out in this, it seems strange that when a large group of fans started to complain about the whussy Season Four the Stargate people suddenly tried to come up with a less relationship oriented Season Five, during which the relationship loving fans subsequently groaned and moaned because now the team don't seem to care as much about each other.

I can only think that the writers and producers must tear their hair out on a regular basis.

Danny gets whumped because fans perceive him as the sweet blue eyed, handsome, young, nerdy, non military, non tough member of the team, as opposed to the others who are warrior types. It does make for a different dynamic, but gets very very wearing and tedious after a while. I imagine playing that kind of character and being treated like that by the fans has become rather tedious for the actor himself and I don't wonder at his desire to curtail the part.

I sincerely hope that the Daniel Jackson replacement is not the same kind of character.
 
Originally posted by Anni
Danny gets whumped because fans perceive him as the sweet blue eyed, handsome, young, nerdy, non military, non tough member of the team, as opposed to the others who are warrior types. It does make for a different dynamic, but gets very very wearing and tedious after a while. I imagine playing that kind of character and being treated like that by the fans has become rather tedious for the actor himself and I don't wonder at his desire to curtail the part.

That's great point. I totally agree with the reasoning behind that statement. I think that is exactly why people like to whump him. And I agree, it can get VERY tedious seeing him like that alot of the time.

As for the reasoning about how SG-1 should be a military team etc., that is true for real life and it probably would be like that. However, this is just a TV show and I like the way the dynamic of the team is structured. I think it would be incredibly boreing if there was no Teal'c, Sam or Danny, and the team was just a bunch of soldiers. They each bring something special to the team and it is great to see the different views of each of them.

Also, I think the relationships between the characters are incredibly important to the show and i think it's one of their strongest elements. I don't think that the Action/Adventure side of it has taken a backseat to the relationships at all. I think the writers have found the perfect balance of action and charcter development.
 
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