Okay well this was interesting......... Is the reason for the zero growth population among the Goa'uld because Joe Mallozzi and the other one (I'll never forget whatsisname!) have decided that the fans need to have more disgust of that species than they already have and so are inferring that the Goa'uld System Lords are using their offspring as dish of the day?
Personally I think that the Stargate writers are busy scraping the bottom of their already depleted barrel. It's almost as though they sat there, scratching their heads, inbetween surfing the Stargate chat rooms and letting out little snippets of information when they should be producing good scripts, and thought, now what can we do to make the Goa'uld System Lords even worse?
Oh yeah...... we know.....we'll make them into cannibals! Well guess what guys..... it's been done before....and by humans.
What started out as a promising couple of episodes and which ended with SG1 surviving......yet again, while Lantash/Elliott dies in order to save their butts. Lord Yu may or may not have been killed by Osiris. The seven System Lords are enjoying their larva 'Happy Meal' (I notice that none of the human slaves asked their respective masters "And do you want fries with that my Lord?")
It had some good bits in it..... but my first question is......
If the larva's blood is so deadly, how the hell do they get away with snacking on them, and why would they suddenly start doing it? Why would they suddenly decide to decimate their own population at a time when war with a hugely powerful Goa'uld and one with an agenda and a revenge mission looks extremely likely?
Anyway.... it will please those among the fandom who care, that SG1 got away intact......and so did Jacob. Lantash has allowed himself to be captured by Zippy's Jaffa because then they will take him to the base camp near the gate, he will release the toxin that Daniel decided not to release, because to do so would create a huge power vacuum into which Anubis would step. Once released, this toxin would decimate all the Jaffa and whatever Goa'uld are around and allow Jack and co to reach the gate thereby stepping through to earth, tea and cucumber sandwiches on the lawn and safety..... or make mine a pepperoni pizza please, preferably not with slices of Goa'uld symbiote.
Of course, one has to hope that this is what we in the military call a non-persistent toxic substance. If not then Jacob and Teal'c are toast...... along with everyone except Sam, Jack and Daniel.
Unfortunately.....after the very nicely put together Summit.....Last Stand was messy, despite its bits of excitement. But then since the average 'Man across the street, Joe Bloggs' type viewer's attention span is no more than about 30 seconds, long enough for him to register explosions and someone's guts flying across the screen or a pair of nice boobs etc being displayed in the middle of a gratuitous sex scene, they at least should find it exciting. Daniel didn't press the button, as some of the more excitable among us wanted so desperately, so Baal and his friends will survive presumably to enjoy the rest of their species....grilled, fried.....in a sweet and sour sauce, with or without side salad.
Oh god..... what bloody piffle! Part of me was disappointed because Joe Mallozzi and whatsisname brayed loudly their intention to show the inner workings of the Goa'uld...and all they showed was that they have good appetites, Morrigan apparently can't speak at all and that they have no inner workings whatsoever..... apart perhaps from cannibalism.
Jeez Mr Mallozzi.....stop cruising the f******g fan lists, do some bloody writing and come up with something a little less banal, please!!
Sigh.... I guess he won't read my rant.
The eppy wasn't badly put together in a way. It had potential. A potential greatly fuelled by the fact that Summit was a bosting good episode, but it did kinda wimp out in a way. When they tucked into their symbiotes, I was busy laughing my socks off. Far from being shocked or disgusted, I thought it was the funniest thing I'd seen since the brain eating zombies in Night of the Living Dead!
If you want a bloody good laugh, watch this episode.... of course you'd have to have a rather warped sense of humour, which I do have....