Having read an awful lot of both professional and amateur fictions, both here and elsewhere, the diabolical standards that both can reach and the absolute rubbish that is often offered as 'the gospel of writing'. It occurs to me that perhaps we as writers and readers could compile a far better, much more friendly and helpful set of guidelines that can do the job of encouraging budding writers to avoid the worst of the horrors.
Such gems as:-
Enjoy what you are writing If it starts to become a chore stop.
Avoid 'And Then' like the plague People turn blue trying to read sentences that long.
Tell a real story Something must happen, it really doesn't matter what, but it must be something the reader can find interest in. I read a 'Booker Prize' book a few months ago. The title is now forgotten it was so dull, simply because the character did nothing. He got up, went to work, came home went to bed etc.
Ignore the Grammer Checker Read what you have written aloud instead. Does it flow off the tongue? Or do you start triping over sentences.
All these (and a lot more) come to mind immediately. Anybody want to add to them?
Such gems as:-
Enjoy what you are writing If it starts to become a chore stop.
Avoid 'And Then' like the plague People turn blue trying to read sentences that long.
Tell a real story Something must happen, it really doesn't matter what, but it must be something the reader can find interest in. I read a 'Booker Prize' book a few months ago. The title is now forgotten it was so dull, simply because the character did nothing. He got up, went to work, came home went to bed etc.
Ignore the Grammer Checker Read what you have written aloud instead. Does it flow off the tongue? Or do you start triping over sentences.
All these (and a lot more) come to mind immediately. Anybody want to add to them?