favourite quotes...

[Marty's Mine]

lol i kinda liked that 1liner!!

 

[spookypumpkin]

an oldie but a goodie:

in emancipation, jack to sam:

so, when you're back's up against the wall and there's no tomorrow, just take one day a time and remember the bigger they are, etc...

 

[spookypumpkin]

ooooohhhhhhh

and at the end of the broca divide:

oh, im glad
coz if it doesn't heal properly, you'll never wear that sweet little tank top number again!

 

[imported_Aphrodite]

..I like this one from "Foothold".....Jack says to Janet..."How is a needle in my butt gonna get water out my ears?" also he says to the nurse in a sarcastic tone "Jab it in really hard." good ones

 

[Jessa]

i'm pretty sure i have sommin in my signiture, i really can't remember

 

[Marty's Mine]

i lways loved tat on in foothold!! that woz a good ep wasnt it!

 

[Sci-Fi16]

This might be a bit over the top.......

'COTG':

"I knew I was going to like you!"
"You mean I?m right?!"
- Sam and Daniel

'Holiday':

"Describe...... the dress your sister wore when I took her out last week."
"I don't have a sister Jack, and if I did, I wouldn't let you near her."
- Jack and Daniel

"It's good to know you like me for more then my looks."
- Daniel to Sam.

And one from 'Devil You Know':

"Your mate Amonet is dead. I'm sorry to ruin your day. No, wait, I'm wrong about that. I'm not sorry."
- Daniel to Apophis.

 

[hyacintheve]

From Crystal Skull...

Daniel: Jack, don't be an ass.

Nicholas Ballard: Jack, don't be an ass.

 

[mordy]

From Emancipation (Season 1)

Jack : Damn i'm gonna have to Cancel that Ophra Interview!

Teal'c : What is a Ophra ?

 

[hyacintheve]

I maybe a little off one this one but...

From Foothold...

Sam: MAYBOURNE, YOU ARE AN IDIOT EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK! COULDN'T YOU HAVE TAKEN A DAY OFF?!?!

I plan to use that on someone when the situation calls for it.

 

[spookypumpkin]

Originally posted by hyacintheve
From Foothold...

Sam: MAYBOURNE, YOU ARE AN IDIOT EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK! COULDN'T YOU HAVE TAKEN A DAY OFF?!?!

I plan to use that on someone when the situation calls for it.

same here


haven't found the right situation yet tho

tried it on my chemistry teacher, but it didn't go down too well!

 

[mordy]

lol yes i love that one too

 

[hyacintheve]

I haven't found the right situation, so I've tried to twist it to fit a conversation.

Example: Yeah! That guy's an idiot 24/7 with no days off!

I don't think I'll try it on the higher-ups at the job since...well...I enjoy getting paid. Good luck on your next attempt, Spooky!! May it bring you the reaction you desire!

Next quote from Small Victories...
Thor: "It was your stupid idea."

 

[Marty's Mine]

that is such a gd quote (i think)

 

[Sci-Fi16]

Jack to Rothman, 'Forever in a Day':

"......I'm intimidated by your intelligence, where''s the confusion here?!"

 

[Marty's Mine]

lol, thats a gd 1

 

[hyacintheve]

Small Victories...

Sam: "We kicked their asses."
Jack: "They had asses?"


The Fifth Man

Jack to Tyler: "You know what the Goa'uld really want? Minnesota."

 

[skydiver]

enemies:
sam- welcome to my life!

summit:

what's sam's joke? about you/yu? sammy made a funny!

not a quote but the LOOK on teal'c's face when he leaves sho'nauc's quarters the next mornign. a s*** eating grin if i've ever seen one

48 hours:

harry- i'm in the ?? hotel under cassidy
jack - shaun or david
harry - butch!

2001:

danny & teal'c run from the crumbling ruin

it would be wise not todo that again daneil jackson

 

[skoon]

OK can't remember the exact wording, I noted it down before Christmas & have it at home so..

Upgrade:

Jack: how do I hang up on Anise and talk to Fraya?

Anise: why

Jack: Because I like Fraya!:rolly2:

 

[hyacintheve]

From Wormhole Extreme...

Not quotes, but the Teal'c's expressions when Marty called him Murray. Especially in the Prop Room.