favourite quotes...

[Asmiley]

not bad but I still say tuna torture is better.

 

[skoon]

 

[chameleon]

Jenny: You said that you were in trouble with the Establishment.
O'Neill: And... We are.
Daniel: We are.
O'Neill: Just...not the establishment of this planet. No, it's true, Michael. We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago.
Daniel: From a galaxy far, far away.

Michael: I'm Michael.
Teal'c: I am not at liberty to reveal my identity.
Michael: Far out.

Thornbird: I'm Major Robert Thornbird. And you are?
O'Neill: Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise

Thornbird: Our cameras saw some sort of weapon.
O'Neill: Oh. Well, it's hard to say.
Thornbird: Some sort of state secret?
O'Neill: No. Just difficult to pronounce

Teal'c: I have heard of a place where women do battle in a ring of Jell-O'
Jack: - Call Daniel!

Jack: "I distinctly remember someone saying, 'We're not going to make it.' I think we made it."
Jacob: "I'm sorry. I overreacted. At the time, it looked very much like we weren't going to make it."
Jack: "Yes, well, maybe next time, you'll just wait and see."
Jacob: "And blow the last chance I might ever have to be right?" - who walks out, with Jack staring at his retreating back, speechless.
Carter walks by Jack:
"Welcome to *my* life."

Teal'c: Just trust me O'Neill.
O’Neill: (Sarcastically) What if I'm not O'Neill?
Teal'c: Then I was not talking to you

those are some of my favs as you can see i have a lot

 

[shiloh]

From Watergate:

O'Neill: I suppose you expect my male bravado to kick in right about now.

Markov: I have read your file.

O'Neill: No mention of bravado, eh?

 

[chameleon]

"Daniel, how long do you figure we ought to hang out here and scratch our cosmic heads?"

"I guess I've always had a soft spot for the lunatic fringe."

 

[skoon]

heee, haven't watched some of those eps for a while. Love the "then I was not talking to you" Teal'c quote!

how's about Jack...gees this ep was on yesterday & I can't remember the title...Proving Ground? with Haley in it.

"I'll never complain about mosquitos again!"

 

[chameleon]

TEAL'C: I am confused, O'Neill. Are we preparing to dance or to do battle?



You have to love that one.

 

[summershake]

Originally posted by skoon
how's about Jack...gees this ep was on yesterday & I can't remember the title...Proving Ground? with Haley in it.

That one was Prodigy, but Haley's in Proving ground, too...

Teal'c: I heard of people doing battle in a ring of Jell'o.
Jack: Call Daniel!

 

[skoon]

ha keep em coming. & as my sig says:

Bra'tac "we still have false gods to slay"

 

[chameleon]

Ya think!

 

[skoon]

"Ah, the sound of the other shoe" -Jack (S5, Between 2 Fires)

 

[hick]

The other side

Teal'k: "We are in fact offering water"

Teal'k has some of the most hilarious things to say. They are different to the sort of thing Jack says, but are hilarious because of Teal'ks perspective and normally the simplicity if it like

"What is Opra"
"I am not Lucy"
"Then I was not talking to you"
"I have no need to apologise"
"I have observed earth cultures and think it will be neccesary" (sumthing like that about his staff weapon)
"How else would she have defended herself?"

Hick

 

[chameleon]

Sam: you don’t think the colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbours?
Jack: not initially

Sam: you think it might be a booby trap?
Teal’c: booby?

Teal’c: things will not calm down Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up!

 

[skoon]

what's that last Teal'c one from?

 

[chameleon]

I have no idea. All the quotes that i have i see them on the net that people say. And as i think they are pretty funny i keep them. Sorry

 

[Highlander II]

aw man -- and I know where that is - (the Teal'c quote about things calming up) -- b/c Jack's line is:

"He means things will escalate."


somewhere around Bloodlines, or something, maybe?

 

[chameleon]

Don't look at me remember i'm a screw.

 

[skoon]

hmm, I'll have to go back & re-watch every episode from season 1 to 5...oh darn

 

[chameleon]

But us aussie are lucky. It's coming on foxtel in june right from the start.

 

[spookypumpkin]

"things will not calm down o'neill, they will in fact calm up."