Lord of the Limericks

[Prophet4Profit]

Hey... how about a new game? I call it Lord of the Limericks. All you have to do is make a limerick based on LOTR! A limerick is a 5-line poem with the following rhyme scheme:

1)A
2)A
3)B
4)B
5)A

and the following sylable shceme

1) 8 or 9
2) 8 or 9
3) 5 or 6
4) 5 or 6
5) 8 or 9


Here is my first one:

Once during his long wondering
A Hobbit found a magic Ring
An object quite rare
And a pleasure to wear
Who knew what great woe it would bring!


Have Fun!

 

[Prophet4Profit]

Here's another!

Though Bilbo once claimed that he won It
and he had the ill luck to don It
you must understand
that unlike his hand
'pon his soul left not a Sore-on, It

 

[Legolas]

Legolas Greenleaf the Elf
Immortal and full of good health
cute pointy ears,
2000+ years
I want him all for myself!

 

[DCBastien]

There once was a creature called Gollum,
Who was most decidedly glum.
He lived in a mountain with no treasures,
Except for his little dear precioussssss,
Which he said Baggins had stolen, the scum!

 

[Jessa]

love that one leggy!


there once was a hobbit named sam
who looked like a small can of spam
he was a good slave
a good hobbit he made
but his life was a bit of a sham


:laugh2: that is USELESS! i am really gonna have to work on this

 

[Legolas]

Love it Jess! altho the spam bit...?

 

[Jessa]

i had to find SOMETHING to rhyme :d

 

[Legolas]

you could have said ' and he had a father called Ham'

 

[Jessa]

neva thought of that!

 

[Legolas]

go me!

 

[DCBastien]

ENTS:

Spoiler

Most marvellous thing is an Ent,
With branch-arms all withered and bent,
They are remarkably slow,
Whether saying yes, maybe or no,
And you should hear them in big argument!

 

[Legolas]

very nice Skip! hehe!

 

[DCBastien]

One ring to rule them all,
Or so we are told by all,
When really inside is writ:
'One ring and this ain't it
T'is made for no master's call,
But as prop (the real one's in the hall!)

 

[Prophet4Profit]

the ledgend of Mad Baggins

A queer little Hobbit named Baggins
Was said to bring gold home by waggons
He would so I hear
For months disapear
And come back with riches from dragons!

 

[Prophet4Profit]

this one sucks... sorry...

There once was a sword that was broken
Of which many ledgends have spoken
When it was remade
its wielder then laid
many goblins to rest with it's pokin'

 

[Legolas]

that one dont suck its funny!

A wizard called Gandalf The Grey,
he went far and wide and away,
stood by Frodos side,
In Moria he died

Spoiler

but came back as The White so they say!

Hehe that one really sux!

 

[Jessa]

hehe! i REALLY suck at making up limericks, it takes me ages to make one up!

Spoiler

Through moria nine went to pass
though one of them couldn't be assed
he was thought to have died
though he actaully lied
and left, like his mate Rudagast!

 

[Legolas]

ai my limeric was spiolered! hehe sorry Skip!

Jessa - LOVE it hehe!

 

[Jessa]

i thought it was good as well! took me AGES!

 

[Dave]

There was a strange traveller in Bree,
He spoke with Frodo and Sam Gangee,
When sure of which side,
They made Strider their guide,
And from the Ring wraiths they did flee.