Simpsons family poll

Herb is Homer's half-brother, the product of Abe's fling with a circus performer. He has his own car company in Detroit (I think).

When Abe thinks he is dying, he tells Homer about his brother, prompting him to find Abe. When Homer finds Herb, he decides to go and visit him.

Comic micheif ensues when Herb asks Homer to design the "perfect car." Homer ends up designing a whacked-up car with a bubble top and all kinds of strange accoutraments.

Homer: Some things are so snazzy they never go out of style! Like tail fins... And bubble domes... And shag carpeting...

Homer: I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad. And they should all play `La Cucaracha'.

Advisor: What about a separate soundproof bubble-dome for the kids with optional restraints and muzzles?
Homer: Bullseye!


Anyway, the car Homer designs ends up a flop costing $82,000 a pop. It bankrupts Herb, and causes him to lose everything.

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The second ep someone else can go into detail about, but it focuses around Herb, now homeless, bankrupt, and living under a bridge.

He comes to the Simpsons for help, and ends up creating a machine that deceifers baby-talk (because he wanted to know what Maggie wanted). He makes his millions back, so it comes full circle - The Simpsons cost him his fortune, the Simpsons gave it back to him.
 
Still Bart for me as some how or other he's ALWAYS managing to get into trouble. :rolly2:
 
"sexy result"

Remember how I bad-mouthed Marge? The above quote is about the only thing that redeems her for me.

Here's to hoping she has a better season next year.

BTW, don't get me started on Little Lisa. I have one word to say that I associate with Lisa, and that is "Slurry." It is evil, just like her.

¡Viva el Dio, Homer J(ay) Simpson!

Ya'll hate me for not liking Marge and Lisa, don't you?
 
Originally posted by Morrigan
BTW, don't get me started on Little Lisa. I have one word to say that I associate with Lisa, and that is "Slurry." It is evil, just like her.

*Gasp!* Lisa aint evil :D

I like it when Patty (or was it Selma?) take Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens.
Lisa drinks the water on the "Small World after all" ride and goes on a freaky acid trip

"I am the Lizard Queen!!!!" :cool:
 
Originally posted by nic


*Gasp!* Lisa aint evil :D

I like it when Patty (or was it Selma?) take Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens. Lisa drinks the water on the "Small World after all" ride and goes on a freaky acid trip

"I am the Lizard Queen!!!!" :cool:

I liked that quote just because it was a parody of The Doors

But if Lisa ain't evil, how come all the humans have to live in the oceans now, huh? She released Snorky, and now look at us! I'm soaking wet, and I can't swim, so I have to keep grabbing a hold of others who couldn't swim and drown.
 
Lisa isn't evil at all :eek4: :eek7:, how can ANY ONE say something like that about her?
 
It is quite easy, actually. Just takes 13 seasons of dilligent watching.

But let's not fight. Let us rejoice in the family that is Simpson.
 
Too true :rolly2:, the Simpson family is worth rejocing about & NOT worth fighting about :rolly2:
 
Originally posted by Morrigan

But if Lisa ain't evil, how come all the humans have to live in the oceans now, huh? She released Snorky, and now look at us! I'm soaking wet, and I can't swim, so I have to keep grabbing a hold of others who couldn't swim and drown.

Hehe, very true Morrigan. :D
 
Hee hee, I talked to my bestest friend the other day on the phone, and we got to working on a Simpsons' crossword puzzle (it had some HARD-BUTT questions).

It reminded me of a Simpsons' family member we haven't mentioned yet - Cousin Frank.

Now, I know you are thinking, "Homer doesn't have a cousin Frank." He became Francine in '76, before he joined that cult. I think her name is Mother Shabubu now.

How could we forget him/her?
 
Hey, ya'll, the second episode with Herb in it was on last night.

I made a little bo-boo in my short synapsis. Herb doesn't create the device with Maggie in mind. He actually gets the idea while listening to a mother in park, that he slept in, trying to understand what her child wanted.

He just used Maggie because she was available. See, he went to the Simpson's house to get money (Homer had won $2,000 from Mr. Burns because working at the plant had made him sterile), and used Maggie to figure out what babies wanted when they made certain sounds.
 
i actually voted patty and selma. i think they're great! i love how they always insult homer every chance they get!
 
They always do & are always trying to put Homer down aswell :eek4: :erm: :eek7: :errrr:
 
Originally posted by Morrigan
It reminded me of a Simpsons' family member we haven't mentioned yet - Cousin Frank.
How could we forget him/her?

Yeh, there are quite a few of them. (Like that episode when Lisa thinks she's becoming dumber)
Homer rounds up a whole load of Simpson family members.

.... Turns out the "dumb" gene is on the male side of the family. :D


Oh!! I also forgot Marge's mother Jaqulin! What am I like! :rolleyes:
 

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