A Game Of Thrones
Well, I finally read it all – it started slow, built up to a moment of excitement, but then fell away to anti-climax and pointlessness. It was painful reading the last few chapters because I’d already given up on the book by then.
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1. Daenerys – it was this plotline that really killed the book for myself. Everything was fine up to the ceremonies regarding the unborn child. Then everything after made this entire area of the story
utterly irrelevant.
We were suddenly thrust into the taking of the shepherd town without any kind of explanation whatsoever, either during the events or after. It was just a way of rushing into destroying the entire Daenerys plot element.
Martin had spent ages building up the Drogo character, as if giving him some kind of meaning. But suddenly Drogo is treated as a meaningless character with a meaningless death (or series of deaths).
The healing woman was also utterly meaningless – the cliché of the unborn child to save the life of Drogo went from bad to worse with her giving birth to a “malformed creature”. The entire role of the healing woman served no purpose excepting to destroy the Daenerys sub-plot.
The finish of that with her suckling the dragons did nothing in the slightest to salvage the fact that the Daenerys subplot was completely meaningless to the overall story.
2. So, Bran goes climbing and is pushed out from a high window by Queen Cersei. Great – Bran serves as a device for bringing justice – or, at least, the truth of the matter – in the story.
Or so it seems at first.
But then Martin seems to forget as completely as Bran does, and the whole event also becomes pointless. Somehow – and without the reader ever being told – Eddard Stark figures out that the children of Cersei are to Jaime, and not to Robert.
Therefore the whole Bran subplot became meaningless.
Bran was pretty well written, – it was a convincing child’s point of view. But you could tear out every single one of his scenes and not at all impact the story.
When that is the case, you have an example of bad over-writing and focus on irrelevance.
3. Catelyn – so what does she do? She abandons her homeland on a whimsy – that proving the ownership of the knife will therefore bring down the royal family. That in itself was something of a pointless plot device to get her out of Winterfell.
Arresting Tyrion was fine – but everything Catelyn does after is irrelevant – the Eyrie and its events are again, completely pointless – Catelyn has Tyrion, so no longer has Tyrion, and Lysa serves no purpose as a character in the book, nor does the Vale. So – rip all those scenes out of the book.
After leaving Eyrie she doesn’t do much – other than help to illustrate how weak the character of Robb is – along with all the other Northern Lords – by the fact that we never get to see their Point of View or their experience of leading the army south. That we’re forced to see all that from Catelyn’s perspective – even the attack on Jaime’s forces at Riverun – cheapens the experience and makes it seem pretty shallow.
What is pretty astonishing, really, is why there’s no really focus on developing Robb as a point of view character when he’s riding with the army. Instead we get to see the events from two characters who are otherwise irrelevant to the plot unfolding – Bran watching the armies mass at Winterfell, and then Catelyn seeing them move south. Where is the sense in that?
4. Tyrion – a great character – someone who survives on his wits is always going to be fun to read. Yet if Tyrion survived entirely on wits, and his skirmish with Catelyn against the mountain clans was his first ever battle, then why was it that the only mass battle scene in the book is through Tyrion suddenly turning to brawn as a lord in armour leading part of an army? Or did I mis-read the complete incongruity of that?
That Martin should chose Tyrion as the focus of the battle sequence almost seems to be mocking not simply Tyrion as a character, but battle in general – just as Lord Tywain’s comments on the ridiculous nature of Joffery’s decisions seems to be like the mocking of Martin’s own decisions as a writer.
4. Arya – Eddard’s wayward daughter who thinks nothing of violently attacking the heir apparent to the throne when she’s in a bad mood. Gripes about that aside, she again became an entirely meaningless character – remember when she first found the dragon skulls in the darkness, crept out to the well, and then overheard the two men plotting?
There was the meaning in that scene – but then Martin casually tosses away the characters – and the plot-thread of the threat to Eddard by spells. More surprisingly, Eddard never seems to notice the fact that a lot of the information that Arya gave him was true, and instead he goes off into mocking her for the benefit of the modern reader (wizards as wearing pointy hats with stars on them). So even more pointlessness.
Issues:
1. Irrelevancy
The big flaw in this book is irrelevancy – most of the book is actually irrelevant. Many characters, point of view, and scenes, are entirely irrelevant to the story. They serve only as padding, and dilute the actual story itself. All irrelevant content needs to be ripped out at the editorial stage to present a properly lean reader experience.
For example, Bran serves no role as a Point of View character, other than to take away from the importance of his more active brothers. So why Martin thinks a tale of court intrigue and political plotting therefore requires the inclusion of a sub-story about a prince who is crippled but rides a horse again, makes little sense (in this book at least).
And the entire Daenerys plotline seemed to be building up to something – but then, at the last moment, Martin destroyed what he’d written and decided to go in a completely different direction. Which means that you could safely remove the entire Daenerys experience from the book and covered the events as 2 page recap when she was finally introduced as a meaningful character.
2. Gore
And that brings us onto the issue of “Gore” – every time someone gets hit, there are splashes of blood everywhere. In normal life, someone hit with a stick get a sore bruise – in Martin’s world, there has to be
splatter.
The whole use of splatter and gore in the book is over-used and pointless – and quite unreal. It is an apparent fact of forensic science that if you slash someone, there will be no splatter – the blood wells up. The splatter comes up by slashing again where the blood is welled, and therefore it splatters out. Is that so difficult for Martin to write, instead of his fixation of blodding everything that involves hard contact at every opportunity?
Overall
Overall – the book was fairly good to the point of Cersei’s counterstrike for the throne. Everything so far in the book had been building up to that moment. But, afterwards, there was nothing to continue with, and everything that followed lacked the sense of tension and excitement that had already been building up earlier.
Even Ned Stark’s death was disappointing – although shocking in terms of the story – the reader was held well beyond arm’s length from that event, despite that Ned Stark had otherwise been a major Point of View character throughout the book so far.
It was as if George Martin – once the throne was claimed – suddenly ended up having to rush everything. In fact, I was tempted to think that the entire last third of the book had been mostly – and hastily – re-written, without any real guiding thought excepting to accomodate a few extra sequels.
Don’t get me wrong – George Martin is a very talented writer: his use of dialogue and character, and his counter strokes in the court intrigue are, are of an excellent standard.
The problem is that the book is overly padded with irrelevance and often plot unfolds in a pointless manner at key moments. This should really have been stripped down to it’s essentials, instead of trying to cover such a wide-range of characters – when many were not essential to the story, and even sometimes took away from it.
Anyway…
I enjoyed the book up to a point. But I felt immensely let down towards the end and had to push myself through the last chapters just to say I’d finished the book. And although I cared for a lot of the characters, I won’t be chasing down any of the sequels – I can’t stand the idea of reading a 800 page novel which contains a lot of chaffe.
Overall, my feeling was that “A Game of Thrones” was exciting to a point, but ended like bad sex – no climax, awkward, and feeling self-conscious.
Just my personal opinion, though.