Blahblahblah, hypocritical nonsense, blahblahblah.
--Kenneth Eng, Author of Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate
If you're really Kenneth, all I can say is you make me shake my head in shame at the hypocrisy of your words. While Rowling has her flaws, her skills at technical writing are honed better than yours. Honestly, have you ever read an extract of your own book? It reads like a teenager trying to sound philosophical, except managing to fail because of the immaturity of the whole work and the inconsistencies dripping amok. To put it simply, you try to infuse fantasy elements and science together and philosophize to make it deep and mature, but you end up shooting your own foot with a bullet because of how your prose and story pans out.
In fact, I can honestly say, as a writer, Paolini seemed more ripe--and that's saying a lot, for I am highly critical of his works. The way you spammed Amazon.com reflects poorly on your maturity. Then to call yourself a god of writing, while it seems to be already so flawed, is the icing on the cake; it seals the deal: you're arrogant and pretentious.
So, while I think that Rowling is but slightly above average, that's not saying much about you, Ken. I'm afraid that sinks you down even lower than before. Stop being so arrogant, please, before you ruin your "career" as an author--it just might help you improve as a writer if you are humble.
And, if you're not Eng, then realize this: this joke it not as funny as you may believe it is.
