First Lines

[JDP]

Lightning cracked the sky, melting the clouds like wax, and a deluge of fire fell from the heavens.

 

[mirinda]

When I stared into the face of my death my only thought was. Why did I steal that book?


Another


He walked back through the portal to me I ran up to him anxious with questions. "Did it hurt?" I asked
"Yes."
"Are you going back?"
"Yes."

okay so technically not 1 line, but who cares.

 

[HardScienceFan]

never open a door marked "never open this door"

 

[mirinda]

HAHA funny Ben!

 

[Talysia]

"You can only think so much," he shrugged, running into the void, "because sometimes you just have to chance it."

 

[ice.monkey]

"Well bugger me sideways with a barge-pole if that isn't a self destruct button for the universe!"

 

[Talysia]

"I keep telling you," he said, "it doesn't matter about that. All you need to do is slay it."

 

[HardScienceFan]

my son tells me he invented a time
sorry

my great-great-grandfather tells me he invented a time

hello i am the great-great-grandson of the narrator

He will die /has died/is dying in the 34 centrury

you don't know the first thing about time travel pardoxes,do you?

hello this is the narrator again,sorry about that

 

[Tillane]

"Aw, how come the pretty ones are always dead?"
"Shut it, junior. Now hand me that scalpel."

 

[Erin99]

"Whatever you do, don't turn that key there. Okay?"

 

[HardScienceFan]

the zombie tasted good with ketchup

 

[Erin99]

"Duck!"

 

[HardScienceFan]

the alien extended a pseudopodium and ate my frontdoor

 

[mirinda]

As I sat comfortably thousands of feet in the air I noticed the the engine light blinking. Oh crap.

 

[HardScienceFan]

my time machine is stuck stuck uck machine tucks si emit

 

[Dexter]

Fantasto entered the Danger Room, stripped off his spandex mask, and read the blinking notice on his holodesk, "Damned IRS," he muttered.

 

[Tielhard]

When the Lybian Red Crescent finally landed at New York Harbour there were less than 10,000 refugees left in the whole city.

 

[HardScienceFan]

*SNIFF*
we robots don't feel emotions,ever

 

[Tielhard]

Queen Mab invited the Pope to dinner.

 

[ice.monkey]

He read the first line and stared in shock at the words that had just ripped his world apart.