First Lines

Stalin scratched his wings and looked down over the edge of his cloud to the pit far below where he could see George Washington, Lincoln, Churchill and Julie Andrews trying desparately to keep the fires going under Baelzebub's potage of Popes.
 
the miasmic vapours cleared from his head,the seemingly endless darkness lifted,his head exploded with beautiful images,all coming in fast succession.
He saw beauty where he had seen none before.
Time stood still,grief ended.

He gasped,and silent tears dropped from his eyes on the cold marble floor
So that was what love was like?
 
I woke up stretching and thinking how wonderful today was going to be; it was still dark and as I slowly opened my eyes I froze - it wasn't a dream - there in the corner of the ceiling, just visible as it moved, it stared down at me hungrily with red, slitted eyes, and with long slow rivers of saliva dripping from its elongated teeth.
 
She stood before the nothingess, trembling. What would happen if she just let go and stepped off this cliff, into the mist below? Would she soar without wings? Would she drift on the breeze? Or would she plummet down to meet true oblivion.

She closed her eyes and took a step forward, off the edge.
 
Gas station coffee bordered on toxic waste, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
 
"Could you pass me the plastic rake," she called from the other side of the trellis fence.
 
In retrospect it proberly wasnt a good Idea to call the bosses wife fat, and yeah, maybe I shouldnt have told those bikers,
(on the way home from being fired)
that they looked like piss head teenager wannabe hells bitches, and maybe, just maybe, I should have just driven away when they began to walk over. But what can I say? I was feeling stupid.

Incedently they hit like piss head teenager wanabe-etc.

author note: not sure what was going through my head here but i hope it makes someone smile :)
 
Clinging to the rock like a barnacle, half way up a thousand foot climb, Jack's diarhea kicked in again.
 

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