First Lines

[Boneman]

It's hell when you wake up dead, and you don't know why.

 

[Precision Grace]

Correction? it's hell when you wake up dead and you don't know what you did wrong

Admiral Lord Nelson opened his eyes to find himself beached atop a tall column of stone, caked hat to toe in dried guano.

 

[Boneman]

Admiral Lord Nelson opened his eyes to find himself beached atop a tall column of stone, caked hat to toe in dried guano.

LOL, except he only had one eye..... and the last thing he remembered, was asking Hardy to kiss him!

 

[ratsy]

If I could turn back time I never would have kissed the girl. That was when things got turned upside down and I ended up in the bottom of the ocean with nothing but a rope and a concrete block. Good thing I keep a razor blade in my mouth.

 

[sffhound]

"Eulalia, marry me!"

 

[ratsy]

The snow fell in waves from the sky. In just a few hours the bloody heap of dead soldiers was covered with a prestine blanket of white. A new start, some would think, a clean slate to end the war.

 

[Interference]

I think I killed someone today.

 

[Moonbat]

I've been watching them for so long I've gone blind, but still I see those things I need to.

 

[ratsy]

I was born the day I got my first sword.

 

[HareBrain]

They never did tell me what killed my dog. Now I know why.

 

[HardScienceFan]

Once again the dead have risen.
For the third time this week.

 

[goldhawk]

Tomorrow didn't wait for today to finish...it just sort of crowded in there and push today out of line.

 

[Interference]

I really like that, goldhawk.

(I was going to try and come up with a first line, but I think I'll let that one stand )

 

[nj1]

On his release from prison they told him he didn't do it and that the real murderer had been caught red handed, so how come he knew he was guilty.

 

[Encephylops]

He had no name, but that certainly wasn't going to keep the assembly drone from introducing himself. She was called Aera, and she had no intentions of being kept from her mission.

 

[Interference]

The last time I did this, I'm sure my leg didn't fall off.

 

[Interference]

The last time I did this, I was younger, fitter, and more careful. Now, I don't care who gets hurt.

 

[goldhawk]

Tiffany was the kind of person you had to look at twice to see once.

 

[goldhawk]

I killed someone today. Not unusual for a human but you see, I'm not human.

 

[Interference]

(Sorry, folks, didn't realise I'd double-posted )

It bleeped at me again. If I could just remember what it meant. Had it anything to do with the way people were running away from me? Maybe that was just my B.O. Why couldn't I remember?