("That was the last transmission over the radio before the bomb exploded." Crap! That's what comes from posting on forums at 3 AM.)
I dropped my dinner tray on the cafeteria table, my news was too exciting to warrant a precursory greeting.
"They found a body in the service elevator shaft," I said, pulling my chair out and taking a seat.
The four guys seated at the table stopped mid-chew and gave me blank stares. "No s**t?" breathed Brian, the first to recover,"like, you mean, a human body?"
"Yeah," I said, playing it down, "that's what the smell in the lobby was. Cops are popping out of the woodwork. Guess it wasn't sewer lines after all."