Character Creation Chain

[loreth]

irma 'camp' lee the idiot
a cambian monkey renown among his people for his utter stupidity. he had a brief career in the military where he served as the generals messenger. he often forgot what message he was supposed to deliver and usually hid under his blanket whenever there was a battle. though he did enjoy camping.

jeradai del'roth

 

[JDP]

Jeradai del'roth

B-list actor jobbing at the BlackSpear Arms. Jeradai specialises in niche comedy roles such as Smarmy Tavernkeeps and Bawdy Matrons. He is perhaps best known for his portrayal of Mistress Whimsly in Wellbrack's 'Oops, There Goes the Bordello'.

Caryl van Scint

 

[tangaloomababe]

Caryl can Scint was one of those women that had been been bedded by


Fennril Annathrop-Blissniss VII (159) She had been an innocent village girl, the ways of the world unknown to her, until Fennril walked into her life and took her innocence, her love, her heart and left her with a baby, no money and no home (Her father kicked her out for shaming the family name)

Now Caryl is headed to the city in search of Fennril. As she trudges along she is offereda lift by

Miguel La Mancha

 

[ice.monkey]

Miguel La Mancha was born lucky. Games of chance just weren't chance to him. He could stroll into a casino, place a bet on a single number on the roulette wheel and win. He'd just won himself an almost brand new Merc convertible in a game of poker and had decided to take it for a spin up to the city and when he gets there he intends to clean the casinos out before heading for a life of decadence in the Caribbean.

Ajax "Zeus" Xanthoulos

 

[Culhwch]

Ajax Xanthoulos goes by the name Zeus in the virtual worlds he prefers to inhabit. An insecure thirty-five year old insurance agent from Melbourne, he is very enamoured by his Greek heritage, and he has spent a great deal of time researching online the mythologies of his homeland. So when he runs into a netizen with the handle 'Hera', who is interested in the very same things he is, he thinks he may have found his perfect match - so much so that he has quit his job, sold his car, withdrawn all his savings, and headed off to Greece to track her down.

Vel Arno Destia

 

[timelord4]

Vel Arno Destia never won a race in its entire career. Often described as a horse with three left feet, it was claimed to be the only racing horse that loved to follow the ambulance home. The renown stallion was barred from racing in mixed events on account of its tendency to hang off the fillies in the back straight. This could be attributed to the breeding lines of the horse. A War Horse crossed with a Plains Pony.

Mr Midnight

 

[Erin99]

Mr Midnight had skills few people could match. One look his way and women -- and men -- were swooning at his feet. Yes, by midnight every night, he was never alone.


Lanky Lobotomia Lipperbole

 

[ice.monkey]

Lanky Lobotomia Lipperbole was the resident joker in the local nutthouse. Well, he was convinced that he was the resident joker although no-one every laughed at his jokes. But that was just because they were all nuts. His next prank is going to involve a pail of sand, a guard, a paperclip, 3 hula-hoops and 12 sticks of dynamite. All he has to find now is the dynamite!!

Knuckles

 

[Erin99]

Knuckles is known for his hard-hitting behaviour. He's a thug, a brute, a chunky, scary man for hire, and he never backs down in a fight. Some people whisper that he's possessed, since no one should be able to have his strength. But the truth is he just ate all the pies and is too large to knock over.

Bongo B

 

[HardScienceFan]

Bongo B is the mutated chimp who wrote "A restrained look at current societal issues,with a focus on family values "
He is an intellectual,with refined tastes.When he was younger,he wanted to be a civil servant.

He was talked out of that idea
by

Fabio "Curly" Hazlethwaite- Giacometti

 

[The Ace]

Bongo B

The drummer with Deathmage Z, the latest death-metal sensation. A typical drummer in that he can't remember his real name, far less write it, but he can hold a rhythm.

Bruno 72

 

[Erin99]

Fabio "Curly" Hazlethwaite-Giacometti hated his nickname -- well, as much as chimps were capable of hating, anyway. His peers called him Curly because he had curly hair on his chest, but this nickname did not make him look macho in the eyes of the female population. No, the name "Curly" tended to bring about fits of hysterical laughter.


Saddleback Ying


Edit: LOL! Double post!

 

[DarkBunni]

Saddleback ying, was the nickname the oldest twin was none to fond of.
Then again it was better, he felt, then 'horseshoe yang', the name his younger brother received.
Then again they couldnt exactly go and complain about it, the nicknames were on wanted posters after all.
They had been hoping for something more dangerous in which to impress the chicks with, but somehow the west's two most dangerous bank robbers ended up with names of foreign land spirituality and philosophy.
With the heads of horses.

try again leisha, ha ha ha!


Dwight Tammersmithinsonjohnson.....the third

 

[ice.monkey]

Dwight Tammersmithinsonjohnson.....the third was the most annoying child...ever! Or so he thought.

From the moment he woke up to the instant he fell asleep he spent his whole day winding people up. He found what annoyed someone and then he went to town. And even when he slept it didn't stop. He talked in his sleep loudly which drove his parents to distraction.

But his parents, whilst researching on the internet, came across a man who claimed to be able to annoy anyone. He called himself The Annoyer (original huh?) and Dwight's parents have decided to give their son a taste of his own medicine. On Thursday Dwight's parents are going on a looooooong vacation and The Annoyer is arriving to babysit. You can find the webcam on www . theannoyer . com.

Attila the Bun

 

[areader]

Attilla the Bun, sweetie, he's a personal trainer.They call him this because he has buns of steel and voratiously declares war on aalllll cellulose...Personally I think his barbarian cries during weight lifting are rather funny. He's rather obsessed with wearing these heavy gold chains....er tributes from his wealthier patrons.

Then there's the looting and pillaging...well, that comes with the session...anything in your fridge that is not part of the Atilla Exercise Regime is loot. The pillaging involved the handy bottle of complimentary fibre pills to speed your way to slimness through elimination of the enemy...food is the enemy dear.

Hung like an elephant? Rumours.

Georgie Porky Pie

 

[ice.monkey]

Kudos areader. Hard to follow.

Georgie Porky Pie was sentenced to 6 life sentences at the young age of 11. He was born evil and with a hatred for the world that was insane. One night he'd snuck into his father's pork pie factory and poured a large quantity of rat poison into the filling mix. He wanted everyone in the world to die and he was going to make sure they did.

It was his own father that caught him and he was relieved to hand him over to the authorities.

Admiral Pugwash

 

[tangaloomababe]

Admiral Pugwash.
He wasn't really an Admiral, not in the real sense. It was a name appointed to Ryan Setterfield by all his mates after he was the first in his street to buy a boat. It was just a small sailing boat but they had gone out and brought him a cap and appointed him Admiral Pugwash.
He would go sailing most weekends simply to escape his wife and five screaming children. His wife called it male menopause, Ryan called it his quite time... Ryan looked forward to his weekends. However the day he reversed his car into the black mercedes was the day his weekend took a turn for the worse.

Laura Elizabeth Nettlefied

 

[mirinda]

Laura Elizabeth Nettlefied

Was a middle class girl always trying to come off as a rich girl. She was a maid in Mrs. Haskell's gorgeous mansion. Laura always took advantage of her job passing off Mrs. Haskell's home as her own when the lady was away. She took out the car and drank the wine and was an all around horrible maid. Poor old Mrs. Haskell never knew what was coming one day when she arrived home early to find Laura and a gentleman caller in her bed.

Tony Maluchi

 

[DarkBunni]

Tony Maluchi was a made man in the employ of the Giovanni family.
Respected by the family and even fellow mafia rivals he is a man of wealth and taste.
Never found without a designer suit or his trade mark 99c sunglasses he has always been veiwed as a man to be feared, not only as second in command of the Giovanni family, but also as the only man not to wear an 'I shot JFK'
t-shirt on possible in-criminating grounds.

Ted Tosher

 

[Interference]

Ted Tosher

Ted is the one bear in all the world that can talk and eat Sugar Puffs at the same time, an skill known in the woods where he lives as toshing.

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