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The Infinite Monkey
Classified by the great naturalist Barnes Garwin as cercopithecida infinitus, the Infinite (or Infinity) Monkey made itself known to him during an expedition to the Mauve Peaks of Swazanzibar.
With its sad brown eyes of heart-rending depth, the Infinite Monkey stands a little over two feet to the shoulder. Terribly hard to find due to its habit of climbing the inside of trees, it was widely speculated that the species was extinct. Known for its terrible shyness and beautiful song, spotting the enigmatic Infinity Monkey is a sign of almost infinite luck. Its best known feature is, perhaps, its delightful pseudochromatic coat which renders it all but invisible to the naked eye.
The specimen that Garwin encountered was widely believed to be the last of the species. As such, Garwin shot and skinned it, selling its pelt to fund an expedition to Allambaro to study the elusive Cogniscant Sassafrass.
The Insider Barton Stellier
Classified by the great naturalist Barnes Garwin as cercopithecida infinitus, the Infinite (or Infinity) Monkey made itself known to him during an expedition to the Mauve Peaks of Swazanzibar.
With its sad brown eyes of heart-rending depth, the Infinite Monkey stands a little over two feet to the shoulder. Terribly hard to find due to its habit of climbing the inside of trees, it was widely speculated that the species was extinct. Known for its terrible shyness and beautiful song, spotting the enigmatic Infinity Monkey is a sign of almost infinite luck. Its best known feature is, perhaps, its delightful pseudochromatic coat which renders it all but invisible to the naked eye.
The specimen that Garwin encountered was widely believed to be the last of the species. As such, Garwin shot and skinned it, selling its pelt to fund an expedition to Allambaro to study the elusive Cogniscant Sassafrass.
The Insider Barton Stellier