"It was a bright cold day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen."
George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four
"When a man you know to be of sound mind tells you his recently deceased mother has just tried to climb in his bedroom window and eat him, you only have two basic options."
Richard Morgan, The Steel Remains
"These are the tales of the 21st Aeon, when Earth is old and the sun is about to go out."
Jack Vance, Rhialto the Marvellous
"Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kings lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars. Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with giantic melancholies and gigantic mirths, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet."
Robert E. Howard, The Phoenix on the Sword (actually two lines, but WTH?)