What is your favorite opening line?

"Some places are too evil to be allowed to exist. Some cities are two wicked to be suffered. Calcutta is such a place. Before Calcutta I would have laughed at such an idea. Before Calcutta I did not believe in evil - certainly not as a force separate from the actions of men. Before Calcutta I was a fool."
Dan Simmons, Song of Kali

One of the most chilling Dark Fantasy/Horror novels I read and this first paragraph set the tone for the rest of the novel...

Cheers, DeepThought
 
"They're made out of meat."

From the Terry Bisson short story of the same name. I have no idea why.
 
I know the opening line of the Call of Cthulhu has already been mentioned but I think that it is enhanced by the inclusion of the entire paragraph over which it presides:

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

I also quite like Clark Ashton Smith's opening to the story The Gorgon:

I have no reason to expect that anyone will believe my story. If it were another's tale, probably I should not feel inclined to give it credence myself. I tell it herewith. hoping that the mere act of narration, the mere shaping of this macabre day-mare adventure into words will in some slight measure serve to relieve my mind of its execrable burden. There have been times when only a hair's-breadth has intervened betwixt myself and the seething devil-ridden world of madness; for the hideous knowledge, the horror- blackened memories which I have carried so long, were never meant to be borne by the human intellect.

Or even Smith's opening to the story The Demon of the Flower:

Not as the plants and flowers of Earth, growing peacefully beneath a simple sun, were the blossoms of the planet Lophai. Coiling and uncoiling in double dawns; tossing tumultuously under vast suns of jade green and balas-ruby orange; swaying and weltering in rich twilights, in aurora-curtained nights, they resembled fields of rooted servants that dance eternally to an other-worldly music.
 
Excellent!

A line thats shows alittle why Parker series are so great.

I specially liked the freash faced part cause it begins with Parker walking a bridge and it raining on him before the guy drives by.
 
My significant other submits,
"The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault."

from Blood Rites by Jim Butcher.

Harry is being pursued by flying monkey demons throwing flaming monkey poo. And this is just the first page!:D
 
From a children's book, however, the biscuit has to go to Morris Gleitzmann for this cracker at the start of his book, Bumface:

"Angus Soloman! Is that a penis you've drawn in your exercise book?"

:confused::eek: Not any book I'll be reading to my kids!
 
"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth."

J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
 
:confused::eek: Not any book I'll be reading to my kids!

Actually he is supposed to be drawing a penis, as he's in a biology class. What he's actually drawn is a submarine, as he fantasises about being a pirate! This twist coming on the first page is cracking. The story is actually quite poignant, as well as funny. Angus is under a lot of pressure, as his parents are neglecting him. As a result, he is having to effectively be a parent for his baby brother. The pressures of his home life are starting to impact on his school life, resulting in his use of fantasy (making up stories about Bumface, the pirate) to escape from the problems he's facing at home and school.

I highly recommend Morris Gleitzmann's books to anyone who wants stories with a message for their children.
 
Terry Pratchett has written some good ones:

The Morris dance is common to all inhabited worlds in the multiverse. – Reaper Man

'According to the First Scroll of Wen the Eternally Surprised, Wen stepped out of the cave where he had received enlightenment and into the dawning light of the first day of the rest of his life' – Thief of Time

And a non-Pratchett one:

We may call them The Keepers. - Keith Roberts, The Furies.
 
"Mrs Whitaker found the Holy Grail; it was under a fur coat."
N. Gaiman, Chivalry

After this first sentence, I just knew the story is going to be great :D And I was right.
 
Like a glowing jewel, the city lay upon the breast of the desert.

Arthur C. Clarke
 
here's another

"Even if she hadn't been the last person to walk through the turnstile at Warren Street tube station, Jack Barker would have noticed the tall, slender woman in the navy blue, thigh-length jacket with a matching pleated skirt short enough to reveal a well-turned ankle."

Jacqueline Winspear
 
The one that still stays with me - to this day - is from Jim Butcher's Storm Front:

I heard the mailman approach my office door, half an hour earlier than usual. He didn't sound right. His footsteps fell more heavily, jauntily and he whistled. A new guy...

It's like a great opening sequence to a TV show. It sets a tone and gives a time and space in just a few short lines. It draws you straight into the story almost w/o trying.
 
I think this only counts if you can remember the line off the top of your head, so here goes.

I think "squeeze me one out of the bar rag, Harry" is the first line of a novel called "The Monitors" by Keith Laumer.

Am I going crazy?
 
"You are reading this for the wrong reason."
D. Simmons "Endymion"
 
The greatest opening line from any piece of literature?

"Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious Summer by this Son of York"


favourite fantasy? Well 1984 is cetainly intruiging , but I think my favourite is

"All children , except one , grow up"
 
James Clemens' series The Banned and the Banished is really good at opening lines imo. He's very bad at characterization and flow of the story imo, and the countless battles following up on each other can be a tad overwelming, but he's a master at opening lines. It's more like "opening chapters", though, I guess.
 
"There was once a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."

C.S. Lewis - The Voyage of the, 'Dawn Treader.' (Incidentally, Edmund and Lucy Pevensie, are so described for the first time.)
 

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