Final lines....

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Tune in next time, for when Bonky the Clown takes on the hybrid mutant from outer space!

 

[Williamlk]

And at that moment it occured to me, I never should have gone in the first place.

 

[Williamlk]

This one is better; Off color, but better.

And at that moment, I flushed!

 

[Boneman]

This one is better; Off color, but better.

And at that moment, I flushed!

And that's from your 'opening line' about pooping your pants? Helluva story in between those two...


She kissed me and flew away.

 

[Scott R. Forshaw]

I really wish that I hadn't opened that box, and I still haven't found my bloody gerbil.

 

[The Ace]

Ah, well, two days like that in a row was bound to be pretty unlikely.

 

[goldhawk]

The sun finally came up and casted its light across a sea of dead bodies. He turned to his Enemy and asked, "So, after all this you still want me to be the warden of Your prison? Why?"

"You have the temperament for the job."

He stared in disbelieve for a few moments and then a smile slowly crept across his face. "OK," said Satan, "I'll take the job."

 

[R M Tobias]

Gabriel gathered up his dusty tricorne from the shore and tugged it down over the Bedouin girl's head. "Maybe we will Cera," he said with a smile, "Maybe we will."

 

[J Riff]

...and be especially careful with that one - it's nitroglycer-

 

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I always thought that it would have been better to rid such places of their ancient spirits. After seeing the results, I now know better.

 

[alchemist]

With a final crump, the X-Factor studio collapsed in a heap, and the people rejoiced.

 

[reiver33]

I held the book closed until it stopped squirming.

 

[mad_iguana]

I put down the phone, wiped my bloodied hands on the arm of the chair, and waited for the police to arrive.

 

[Talysia]

The sun broke through, and although those ominous clouds had fled, there were more shadows than ever.

 

[GreenKidx]

They say true stories never really end, but I'll just stop here all the same and let you finish the tale for yourselves...

 

[GreenKidx]

In closing, Loyal Reader, there are no endings in life, just a never ceasing stream of beginnings.

 

[R M Tobias]

And so I shall set my quill down and leave it to the winds, for my inkpot is almost empty, and the parchment upon which I write soiled with the blood from my hands.

 

[GreenKidx]

If I have learned as much as I taught, given as much a I have received, loved as much as I have fought, then the days of my life were well spent.

 

[My Atomic Tales]

It was only then that he remembered he'd forgotten to press the 'Excise' button. Oh well, too late now. Goodbye Earth...

 

[Dale_M]

I'll never get it that big again.