Your personal bodyguard- reposted and revised

Also Wiggum, in the D20 RPG of AGOT, Noyle is the highest level character in the game!
(In order to have made his Grace's warhammer, he has to have had at least 20 levels in the blacksmith-esque class)
 
Lord Qorgyle said:
Also Wiggum, in the D20 RPG of AGOT, Noyle is the highest level character in the game!
(In order to have made his Grace's warhammer, he has to have had at least 20 levels in the blacksmith-esque class)
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He also presumably has some levels in at least one of the Night's Watch classes.
 
Donal Noye was born with a hitpoint roll of 10 d20's.

From the womb!
 
And he could turn vampire's by spitting up, whilst swaddled.

Donal Noye pooped a vorpal weapon when he was 6 months old, and then told his mom he didn't need it.

Donal Noye doesn't need to see fireflies, as he has his own flock of Beholders.

Asmodeus and Demogorgon once ran into to each other, while they were both fleeing from Donal Noye.

Donal Noye refers to Paladins as 'a bunch of mint munching, sweater vest wearing wimps'

The last time Donal Noye ran into a Lich, he winked at her, and she turned into Cindy Crawford.
 
lol, Wiggum!

Sold. Donal Noye would be great on the bodyguard team. It also does depend on whether or not you are in the strict exclusive interpretation of dead, camp! But he would be awesome, and as well, if he were my bodyguard, I would see if I could explain to him how to fashion a Glock, cannon, blunderbuss or whatever materials of the time could support in the way of explosive projectile weapons! Then I could protect my bodyguards in return...
 
Danys 3 dragons :p There, eat it. I have now completely gone off the range like some others and no one can beat them. LoL.
 
Donal Noye could beat them.

With one arm and a fire hose.

Not that he'd really need the hose, but just for the dragons' self respect he'd use it.

That's just the kind of guy he is.
 
Hahahaha, good one. Wiggum, just admist that u get all warm thinking about Donal picking u up with that one arm of his and holding u to his bosom. :p
 
How could you go wrong with Arthur Dayne? I'll take Sandor as runner up and stay away from fires
 
ONCE AGAIN..................

We should specify the rules here .... Boaz had a great listing an d my only add would be that the person is LIVING. Hence everyone will start naming people we barely know about or have only one side versions of.

Nothing against u or what u posted Rhaegal, I have been beating this horse forlike the last week or two. :)
 
Re: Your personal bodyguard- reported and revised

We should specify the rules here .... Boaz had a great listing an d my only add would be that the person is LIVING. Hence everyone will start naming people we barely know about or have only one side versions of.
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My OP had 5 dead characters, one presumed dead, one can't use a sword anymore. The intent of the post was to have a theoretical discussion about LIVE characters that are still in the storyline. I don't want to sound like a prick, and you can certainly talk about whatever and whomever you like, but had I intended the discussion to be limited to characters currently alive and capable of fighting I would have constructed the list differently. I realize I'm relatively new to this board (not new to the books though, I've read the series twice) but I'm not new to message boards. The norm that i'm accustomed to is basing a discussion using the terms, conditions, whatever of the OP.

SO have at it. IMO live or dead, whole or crippled, etc. are all just fine for the purpose of my OP.
 
Well then its simple to put the matter to rest: Balerion, Vhaegar and Meraxes. No one tried to screw with Aegon after seeing those puppies in battle. I mean those 3 literally conquered Westeros by themselves.
 
Charming Serpent said:
Well then its simple to put the matter to rest: Balerion, Vhaegar and Meraxes. No one tried to screw with Aegon after seeing those puppies in battle. I mean those 3 literally conquered Westeros by themselves.
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Great on the battlefield. But when your bodyguards are large enough to swallow aurochs whole, etc., it's kind of tough for them to keep you safe in most indoor locations. :)
 
Charming Serpent said:
Well then its simple to put the matter to rest: Balerion, Vhaegar and Meraxes. No one tried to screw with Aegon after seeing those puppies in battle. I mean those 3 literally conquered Westeros by themselves.
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I think that the likelihood begins to become very high that my bodyguards would kill me accidently or in a fit of animal pique. I would never pick the mountain for the same reasons
 
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