What daft 'super' power would you have?

My superpower is to act like a human even tho I'm a super computer. I was designed that well that the layman can't tell the difference!
Unfortunately a few years after my creation there arose a sect of people pretending to be human-like computers. The HAL effect was a difficult one to spot,but I and my later counterpart SAL knew!
 
:D The ability to understand why a thread *cough!* was created....:D

Name: The Trivianator

(Don't worry, I'll not be back!)
 
I've been pondering about daft super powers for some time now, planning to establish someday a League of Useless Superheroes or something like that.
The best ones I've thought of so far:
  • The Unrottable Man, able not to rot in any circumstance (I'm still wondering how they could realize his powers before he's dead);
  • Basil, who can make any object smell like basil at will;
  • Superkamiokande, Japanese hero who can emit neutrino beams (but, as you probably know, neutrinos have no effect on matter).
PS Hugman is brilliant!
 
I've just realised that Mr Diamante, with his ability to see through solid glass, might actually have a useful super power if the glass were opaque.

Damn! Back to the drawing board...
 
Inker: The ability to refill the ink in a pen at will. Writers of the world rejoice!
 
But I bet that, like those of the best superheroes, Inker's life will go to pot....
 
I would have the ability to turn any solid food substance into soup.

I'd be called....

Wait for it....

You guessed it Souperman!

Sorry. I feel ashamed now.
 
An honestly useless superpower. I don't think its entirely useless but

I'd like the ability to echo-locate through the awesome audio power of my farts. :)

They wouldn't smell bad, they would just be very trumpety. Like they are in real life.
 
Where would you go to practice with the help of a master? A Toot-Aural?



:eek:
 
Instaed of a spidy sense like spiderman, maybe he could 'smell something brewing'

Sorry :)
 
i'd like the power to be able to pull any book i want from a bag, i'd never have to buy a book again, also, when fighting crime i could pull out copies of the encylopedia and bash bad guys with them.

not sure of a name yet tho
 
And if you also solved crime, nj, you could be Biblio-'tec.






(Best not be Belgian, though: that's been done before.)
 
How about a super hero worm,Book Worm, has a big red B on his err chest. His mission to encourage more people to switch off the TV and read. (Strangely enough you can actually buy super worms as food for your exotic pet)
 
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