What daft 'super' power would you have?

[Ursa major]

And I suppose Bookworm's cathcphrase, when confronting a criminal, would be: "You're living on burrowed time!"

Or:

"Time to turn over a new leaf!"

or

"Book him, Danno!" (though you'd need a sidekick for this one; and a copyright lawyer)

 

[mosaix]

The ability to remotely induce loud farting in another person.

Useful when used on politicians during a speech at a party conference, news readers (esp. female) delivering a solemn news item, sportsmen at a crucial moment (taking a penalty, serving for the match at Wimbledon), policemen trying to book you for speeding or traffic wardens trying to issue you with a parking ticket.

And any others you can think of.

 

[reiver33]

...and thus the Chronos League of Just Ice (Smirnoff Chaper) was born!

 

[dustinzgirl]

I would really like the super power of blinking my eyes and having a clean house. That would be awesome.

 

[Interference]

Doesn't sound daft enough, Dusty - in fact ....

 

[nj1]

I want the power to stop fizzy cans exploding when opened, not other peoples, just mine. When it happens to others it's fun to watch