Despite what people here say about me, I'm really not that clever ...
You must have known this was coming.
Slap!!
And you are
definitely on the naughty list, for that. When Santa gives out presents to everyone else in this thread, you'll be very lucky if you get yours.
I can't even say how long it takes me to write a story, because it can vary by so much. With some I go right from the idea to writing the story down. The last couple of months, I've been so tired, it seems like forever before I even think of an idea, and then turning it into a story of any sort has taken days. But however long it is between the idea and the story, editing usually takes ... um, I don't know how long, because I do it on and off, not just at one sitting. A little here and a little there. I am obsessive about editing everything else I write, and can't turn that off just for the Writing Challenge.
When I finally reach the point where I think I really
should be spending the time on something else, which may be after one day of alternately leaving it and coming back to it at odd moments, or it may be after two or three days, I post it before I can change my mind. Often, very soon afterwards, I think of changes I wish I had made.
Edit:
And I just read HareBrain's story. Amazing.