DISCUSSION -- The 75 word Challenge, April 2011

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I'm trying to use paranormal methods in writing it. (Nothing else worked.)


I'm making progress, but may have to resort to the Three Whichs.... :)rolleyes:) And the... er... gushier side of things may have to rely on no more than the line "Friends, Romans, Countrymen...."
 
Don't hold your breath expecting any of that to appear in the entry, TJ.









On the other hand....
 
Sigh...can anyone lend me a long thin pointy thing to apply to the gluteus maximus of my Muse...:rolleyes:
 
...which is almost certainly better for you than eating a whole 175g box of Maltesers.

(Just ask HareBrain.)







* Wonders in desperation: Could eating a whole 175g box of Maltesers in one go be considered in any way paranormal? *
 
* Wonders in desperation: Could eating a whole 175g box of Maltesers in one go be considered in any way paranormal? *

Not for HareBrain, evidently.


How about a short, dumpy muse who is addicted to maltesers, and consequently can't float around in her nightie as is required under the Muse Appearance Regulations 1845, so that her author can't write, until she falls in love with the pizza delivery boy, whereupon she bestows her gifts on him. The author, freed of her guzzling noises in his head and the sick feeling in his stomach, then writes literary masterpieces, and the pizza delivery boy writes The Da Vinci Code.
 
Just to remind everyone who hasn't written and posted a story that you now have approximately 19 hours to do so.
 
Well, among my many unfinished stories for the 300-word challenge is at least one paranormal romance that someone can borrow for the 75 if needed. Maybe I should just write it as a 75, with the glorious extra five or so that we can't use here, and post it for the 300-or-less.
 
The author, freed of her guzzling noises in his head and the sick feeling in his stomach, then writes literary masterpieces, and the pizza delivery boy writes The Da Vinci Code.

I thought that was how it happened...
 
At last, an idea!









(And sorry, TJ, but no Macbeth or Julius Caesar. Or jokes.)
 
* Wonders why mortals are so tied to Time running in only one direction.... *


Thanks, HB. (Or was that the Maltesers talking? ;))
 
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