What was the WORST movie you've ever seen?

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Briareus Delta said:
Stormy, I logged on expecting my howls of protest. You're stealing my thunder. Stormy - stealing my thunder - get it? Oh, please yourselves.....

Sorry, Briareus. I didn't mean to crush your hopes of pages of protests! I know many people who didn't like the movie, so it was kind of on par. Plus, I have this horrible habit of thinking people can have their own opinions....(I need to make more posts so I can insert smilies!)

And I fully anticipate getting many plays on my username!
 
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Paige Turner said:
Oh! Umm… hey there, um, Pirate. That was some… storm, eh? Heh.

Help me out, here. Why are you expecting plays on your name?

Because of Briareus's comment on the previous page, and everyone automatically shortening my name in the Intro thread. Those aren't really plays, but it happens just about everywhere I go.
 
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Stormpirate said:
Because of Briareus's comment on the previous page, and everyone automatically shortening my name in the Intro thread. Those aren't really plays, but it happens just about everywhere I go.

Sorry. I keep thinking of the song "Stormy Weather" when it comes to plays on the shortened version of the name...
 
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There's a storm and there's a pirate. By extension this means the kraken is out there somewhere too and that's always a good thing. :)

Sequels to Disney films have got to be the worst. And it seems there's a sequel and sequels to sequels every time I turn around. :(
 
I'll admit it, I did not go through all 61 pages to see if this is a repeat thread. Forgive me if it is.
Onward...I've seen movies that were so bad they were good, but my pick for all time worst has to be Wing Commander. It had no story, bad acting and special effects that commercials blew away. My friend and I kept waiting for anything to redeem the movie before the closing credits, a cool explosion, awesome bad guy death, unnecessary gratuitous *ahem* scene or something, anything. But nothing. Most of the people in the theater left well before the end, but the few that remained left with a smile on their face when they got to hear my friend shout out "I've seen detergents that make a better film than that!" Enough said.
 
A film that i absolutely detested was The Core. Awful, just awful. The movie adaptation of Sphere would be a pretty close contender too.

Sequels would seem to be a rich area of bad movie making with Robocop 3 and the Starship Troopers sequels coming to mind. :)
 
Prince Caspian was one of the few movies I almost walked out of the cinema from because it was so bad. Quarantine was a pile of rubbish too. Anything older than that has been wiped from my memory.
 
Prince Caspian was one of the few movies I almost walked out of the cinema from because it was so bad.

Whoa! I'll pretend I didn't hear that! :eek:

For me, Titanic is pretty awful. Never managed to watch it all. Same with Bridget Jones and Twilight.
 
Don't worry, your beloved Ben wasn't the low point of the film. It was the scripting that did it for me :)
 
Ah, I'll let you off then, Doz. I can't comment on the scripting... Too busy ogling.
 
Anything with Hugh Grant in it. That guy just deserves a slap every time I see him in a movie.

My worst movies:

Oceans 12
Miss Congeniality 2
Eragon
Lost Souls
Supernova
The Warriors Way
Soldier
 
The one that stands out for me is Tomb Raider. Thank God i didn't spend any money on it.
 
Your choices are all a bit, well, mainstream. What about Galaxina? or the four Project Shadowchaser films? Cyborg cop 1 and 2? Anything made by the Asylm, but especially 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea and Almighty Thor? For really bad films, you have to look at the straight-to-DVD market.
 
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One of the few films, possibly the only one, I've ever walked out of.
 
Anything with Hugh Grant in it. That guy just deserves a slap every time I see him in a movie.

My worst movies:

Oceans 12
Miss Congeniality 2
Eragon
Lost Souls
Supernova
The Warriors Way
Soldier

Say you disliked those movies but really have you not seen terrible dvd films like Uwe Boll ?

Warrior's Way was no Jet Li, Jackie Chan hero but it did have some good action. There must be worse films you cant remember right now.
 
I think there's a big difference between a film i didn't like and a bad film. I didn't like Titanic either, but i didn't think it was a bad film.
 

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