What was the WORST movie you've ever seen?

[BAYLOR]

Ultraviolet 2006. I got a headache watching this film that's how bad it was.

 

[paranoid marvin]

Nigel Kneale who gave us Quatermass, wrote the story and screen for that installment of Halloween but, he disliked change made to what he wrote and had his name taken off of the film .

Are we talking about Halloween III here? I actually liked this movie, I thought it was pretty spooky. However if I'd gone to the cinema to pay I would probably have been annoyed that the movie had nothing to do with the Halloween movies that preceded it. A bit like going to watch a Jaws movie and finding there were no sharks in it.

 

[BAYLOR]

Are we talking about Halloween III here? I actually liked this movie, I thought it was pretty spooky. However if I'd gone to the cinema to pay I would probably have been annoyed that the movie had nothing to do with the Halloween movies that preceded it. A bit like going to watch a Jaws movie and finding there were no sharks in it.

After the second Halloween film John Carpenter initially decide on taking an anthology approach with Halloween , each subsequent film would be a different story that was Halloween related. Its too bad he didn't follow though with that idea. As for Season of the Witch , I too liked that film.

 

[Astro Pen]

Bus Stop 1956.
Spent most of the movie hoping the writers would find a way to kill off Bo Decker before he destroyed Marilyn's Hollywood dream.
Fail
And (from before the era of parody) lines like:
Bo: "Cherry, I just know we're gonna be very happy together. 'Till death do us part! .... But meanwhile, for a weddin' present, I'm gonna get you a deep freeze, or an electric washer, or any other major appliance you want."

 

[Le Panda du Mal]

Nigel Kneale who gave us Quatermass, wrote the story and screen for that installment of Halloween but, he disliked change made to what he wrote and had his name taken off of the film .

I’m referring to the terrible Nicolas Cage vehicle from 2012. I actually really like Halloween 3.

 

[paranoid marvin]

I’m referring to the terrible Nicolas Cage vehicle from 2012. I actually really like Halloween 3.

That makes sense. Tbh I don't think I would ever pay to see a movie with Nicolas Cage in it. Although he has been in some good movies, I'm struggling to think of any movie that he improved because of his presence.

Going back to H3, I know there was plenty of criticism at the time, probably because it was unfairly and unfavourably compared with Halloween 1 and 2. But I do find it an incredibly creepy movie with some pretty intense scenes.

 

[Le Panda du Mal]

I would say Nicolas Cage was essential to a few films he’s been in: eg Wild at Heart, Adaptation, Face/Off… and would anyone remember the Wicker Man remake without his performance?

 

[BAYLOR]

I would say Nicolas Cage was essential to a few films he’s been in: eg Wild at Heart, Adaptation, Face/Off… and would anyone remember the Wicker Man remake without his performance?

I recommend his film The Color of Space.

 

[therapist]

I think I just watched the worst movie i've ever seen. Top Gun (1986).

The new sequel is getting extremely high ratings and rave reviews, so I decided I need to see it. And therefore decided to watch the original for the first time. Normally I would turn off a film like this, but sat through it so I could watch the sequel.
I found it excrutiatingly boring. The plot was non existant, the pacing too slow, and I couldn't care about any of the characters. The climactic action scene was a random fight against anonymous villains with no motive, then the film ends with him kissing his girl even though their relationship had already been secured half way through the film.
The only reason this film is popular is because there are fighter jets.

 

[Le Panda du Mal]

I too found Top Gun very boring the last time I tried to watch it. And I can sit through Tarkovsky's Solaris.

 

[Draoighir]

The first that popped into my mind was The Gate II: Trespassers. I watched it Turkish dubbed, so it might be a translation fail. If not, there's something extremely dumb there that I cannot stomach. (See the spoiler below.)


Edit: my "spoiler" does not show. Perhaps because I don't have enough posts yet?

I have many "worst movie ever"s by the way.

 

[Octavius Megano]

Pain & Gain . . .

I like movies from both leads (Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson), but this . . . I remember leaving the theater questioning the life decisions that led me there.

Nicholas Cage movies are definitely a guilty pleasure of mine . . . but Mandy - my god, awful. Though I would recommend seeing Willy's Wonderland . . . so ridiculously stupid, it's good.

 

[Nerdicus]

I really enjoyed Mandy. But how has no one brought up the masterpiece of trash Morbius in this thread?

I also really enjoyed The Color Out of Space.

 

[Guttersnipe]

The Animal (2001) with Rob Schneider has to be one of the worst comedy films.

Any Neil Breen movie.

 

[JunkMonkey]

Skyline. Even mum's declaration at the end of the film (credits rolling as I type) was 'There. Bloody old crap.' Sums it up, I think.

I wish I'd remembered this post before I sat down to watch the thing. Gordon Bennet! what a pile of poo!

There was a sequel! Beyond Skyline which is, apparently, 'set concurrently with the events of the first film' and is, by all accounts, better than the original (though that is not saying much) - sadly I own a copy. Antonio Fargas is in it.

And there's a threequel!, Skylines (stylized as SKYLIN3S, and also known as Skyline 3) was released in 2020.

 

[Mouse]

I wish I'd remembered this post before I sat down to watch the thing. Gordon Bennet! what a pile of poo!

I have no recollection of the film, so must've been good!

 

[BAYLOR]

Skyline. Even mum's declaration at the end of the film (credits rolling as I type) was 'There. Bloody old crap.' Sums it up, I think.

The sad part is it actually had potential.

 

[BAYLOR]

Twilight, and I treat the whole series as one big movie, the biggest load of cow pat my wife ever dragged me to watch.

In few years , they will reboot series and it will be even worse.

 

[BAYLOR]

There speaks someone who has never seen Zombie Women of Satan

Zombie Women of Satan (2009) ⭐ 3.3 | Comedy, Horror, Romance

1h 25m | 18

www.imdb.com

Whats truly terrifying is, somebody actual thought this was a good idea for movie .

 

[JunkMonkey]

Whats truly terrifying is, somebody actual thought this was a good idea for movie .

Loved this from one of the reviews on IMDb:

I am from Newcastle upon Tyne...

... and can I just apologise to the world for anyone who unluckily stumbled across this 'film'! I would like to apologise on behalf of Newcastle, the North-East of England and just the United Kingdom in general!