DISCUSSION THREAD -- September 75 Word Challenge

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One might, in theory, fit an apatosaurus into a TARDIS, but an adult specimen wouldn't be able to pass through the door.

(The "brontosaurus" was an apatosaurus wrongly identified as a different genus; see here for an explanation.)
 
I think the best theory on the brontosaurus was the Monty Python one:

"My theory on the brontosaurus, which is my theory and no one else can use it, is that the brontosaurus was thin at one end, fat in the middle, and thin at the other end, and this is my theory and no one else can use it."
 
I remember the character that said that: an enormous apple that fell from a tree and crushed something or other. (It sounded like a career choice.)

Possibly.
 
You wound me.

Here I have been moved (shedding copious tears all the while) to address the wrongs of this ill-used species, and you mock my stirring verse unread.
 
I for one am looking forward to it, though I may be disappointed if it doesn't contain rhymes with 'porous', 'chorus', 'Horus' and 'implore us'...
 
There seem to be many coprolites on display this month.

Oh matron [in best Kenneth Williams Carry On voice]


Edit: jest realised that a) you maybe too young to get that and b) being Australian you may not have grown up on Carry On movies

Apologies if so.
 
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Oh matron [in best Kenneth Williams Carry On voice]


Edit: jest realised that a) you maybe too young to get that and b) being Australian you may not have grown up on Carry On movies

Apologies if so.

But a lot of us will... :D
 
To which I can imagine Hattie Jacques saying, "Don't you get fresh with me, young man!" :D
 
Luiglin – Where do you begin with this little masterpiece? There is some great word play – evolution instead of revolution (Just gave me an idea for a story in fact, but I can’t use it!), the idea of a remote controlled meteor was good enough, but having it used as an act of mammalian revenge was just another string to the bow… and the names ;) Spot on.

Ratsy – Another funny one (well they are meant to be), but another great idea. The idea that aliens planted dinosaur bones as a prank is an idea of genius (it could also open a huge can of worms on a HUGE scale), and the pyramids might be involved is just a total additional punchline that makes the whole thing such fun.

Karn – For someone who felt there might be trouble with his story, he certainly knows how to raise a smile. As one of the many copyrighted ideas to come from this trial his time machine is unique, which makes it fresh as… well triceratops poop perhaps. The payoff is as good as the rest, the idea of not just missing the desired time, and the ingredients of the time travel device make this a tasty tale.

Hex – How this excellent reworking of a classic can be delivered poe faced is beyond me. It is perfectly altered to fit the theme, and the fact that it has a familiarity is one of the reasons that make it a truly amusing read. Not only is it the poem but the story as well, the images it brings to mind. A classic.

StilLearning – The primadonna, over hysterical reactions of an actress. What could be more dangerous or terrifying? Oft it has been suggested that the T-Rex was the most terrifying creature to ever lived, but people have obviously not constipated the wrath of a true diva. This part of the story is good and fantastic enough, but it does not end there, we get to see that even the greatest of film makers cannot resist the spectacle, and provision of the spectacle through modern media. A chuckle indeed!
 
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