ABC of ASOIAF

[Boaz]

DOH!!! For the love of...

Ser Barristan Selmy. Barristan the Bold. BFS. Living legend. Appeared in a tourney as a mystery knight when he only ten years old. Rescuer of Aerys II during the Defiance of Duskendale. Slayer of Maelys the Monstrous, the last Blackfyre pretender. He also killed Simon Toyne and defeated Toyne's bandits. He was injured at the Trident. Pardoned by Robert I, he became the LC of Robert's Kingsguard. He was forced into early retirement by Joffrey I. He then assumed the guise of Arstan Whitebeard and went to serve Daenerys I. He is currently the LC of her Queensguard and her Hand.

 

[Tywin]

Connington, Jon.

Old Grif, a pretentious leader of a deposed house most famous for losing the Battle of the Bells. He managed to not die during Robert's Rebellion, and has now returned to Westeros allied with the Golden Company and a young man who he claims is Aegon Targaryen.

 

[Culhwch]

Dacey Mormont

Mmm, Dacey.

'Nuff said.

 

[Tywin]

Essos

The land across the sea from Westeros. Home to cheesemongers, slavers, and sellswords.

 

[The Imp]

Fat Walda Frey Married to Roose Bolton. Middle daughter of Merret Frey, who had the misfortune of being an epilogue POV character. Un-Cat cured his migraines

 

[Boaz]

I'd rather live with chronic headaches than go to see un-Cat for surgery

Dacey Mormont

Mmm, Dacey.

'Nuff said.

Mmmmmm, Dacey.

 

[xLORDSNOWx]

Gared-

Was a Ranger of the Night's Watch. His are the first words of the series:

"We should start back. The wildlings are dead."

 

[Lady of Winterfell]

Hearteater

The name King Joffrey gave to his new sword before the Battle of the Blackwater.

 

[Tywin]

Illyrio Mopatis

Fat Cheesemonger.

 

[Anushka Mokosh]

Illyrio Mopatis

Fat Cheesemonger.

Already used.

 

[Eulalia]

Inigo Montoya...oops.

Iron Islands. Where most of the Ironborn live.

 

[Anushka Mokosh]

Jalabhar Xho - an exiled prince of Summer Islands accused to be a lover of Margaery Tyrell.

 

[Eulalia]

Khaleesi. Wife of the Khal.

 

[juleska]

Jalabhar Xho - an exiled prince of Summer Islands accused to be a lover of Margaery Tyrell.

Ohhhhhh wish that one had been saved for an "X".

 

[Boaz]

Leech. A parasitic animal that is used for taking blood from the body. Roose Bolton uses them. Chett's father gathered them as his livelihood. Melisandre used them on Edric Storm for the purposes of witchcraft.

 

[Eulalia]

Meera. Daughter of Howland Reed and sister of Jojen Reed. Good at fishing and hunting.

 

[Tywin]

Night's Watch.

The Black Brothers.

 

[Anushka Mokosh]

Ohhhhhh wish that one had been saved for an "X".

When the time for an 'X' comes, I'll make sure there is something to use there.

 

[The Imp]

Owen the Oaf man of the Night's Watch

 

[Eversummer]

Penny - a dwarf, sister to Groat (?)