Discussion -- March 2015 75-word Writing Challenge

Can I also remind people not to "explain" their story, or parts of, until after the voting is finished. It's fine for other members to suggest meanings or speculate about anything in others' stories, but the writer should not respond except in the vaguest terms, not even to confirm a guess.
 
Thank you DG for the review. Unfortunately mine was the removed story.. *must remember to double check by counting words myself*
 
Aww, that's sad, SleepyDormouse. I count by hand now several times now, because it's so easy to get wrong.
 
I:
  1. count each paragraph, doing it backwards from the end to the beginning, recording each paragraph's word count, but not adding them up until I:
  2. mark, using a pen: a group of five words with a slash (/), then the next five words with a double slash (//), then repeat, marking each double slash with a number (starting at 1)
  3. use Word's word count (which, as it happens, gave 75 words for SD's text)
  4. use Word's grammar checker (which gave 76 words for SD's text)
and hope they all come to the same figure. (I don't add up the paragraph totals until I've done the other manual check in case I bias my other count.)

As it happens, I now tend to count my hyphenated words -- ones such as green-fingered** -- as the number of words there'd be without the hyphens. This is
  • partly due to the fact that I've never missed a challenge, and don't want to do, particularly by someone deciding that I've misused a hyphen. I wouldn't hold anyone else to this. However, if you're not sure whether a word is "correctly" hyphenated, contact one of the mods listed in the rules before you post. And don't leave this to the last minute, as the staff room here is as virtual as the rest of the Chrons, so it takes time (see below) for us to make a joint decision.
  • partly due to the fact that, unlike this month, I'm usually still writing my entry in the last hour or so of a challenge, so cannot be sure of getting the other mods to sanction my hyphenation choices before the posting deadline.

** - In this case, I personally would see this as a valid use of a hyphen: a green-fingered alien (an alien who's has a way with plants***) is not necessarily the same as a green fingered alien (i.e. an alien who is green and has fingers, and who's being described by a writer who doesn't use enough commas in their text).

*** - Please, no sniggering...!
 
Serendipity -- This story's playful style appropriately captures the nature of its character.

Remedy -- This lighthearted tale should appeal to the Walter Mitty in all of us.

crystal haven -- The author shows us how even the most mundane problems can cause great concern.

Sancho -- This parody of a classic provides the reader with a laugh-producing punchline.

Hex -- By making use of an elegant style, the author heightens the merriment in this comedy of manners.
 
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Following on from my rather unusual weekend without water (and learning to appreciate it a bit more), I'm now returning to the comments...

Alc – I don’t know, some people seem to think that if they put a word or two in there that might be perceived as a little bit…. Rude that they will raise a laugh or two. Well I am here to say this is not the case. What is funny about ‘Biggershaft’ (snigger) any way? It fits quite nicely with Adonis and spacestud (chuckle) I suppose, and catches the thrill of the traditional countdown. And the password, lordy, lordy, lordy the number of times I have tried to remember… anyhoo. Biggershaft (snigger….)

High Eight – It has been said that the saddest tears are those of a clown, and who am I to argue. You can just see the sad little fellow sitting on his throne, dreading the nightly tirade against him. Is he not funny enough? Is it his delivery? Perhaps all the jokes have been told so many times they are not funny anymore. Making people laugh is a very fine line like walking a blade, if you fall on the wrong side, you might as well do a runner.

Ursa – Speaking of good jokes, a captain talks to his computer, and tells it he needs his room cleaned. But the ships service droids don’t do a good job, see. So he tells it again, but this time he insists he wants it vacuumed… oh you’ve already heard it and it wasn’t funny the first time. Except to the computer. And maybe the Captain. It certainly took his breath away. He ore’t to have liked it. Great play on words as always.

Parson – Normally we have top groan at the Bear for the puns around here. But this month we have Parson joining in. It could well be considered a purrfect story, well it certainly fir the bill just by a whisker. A laugh or a groan, well it made me ow. Well I don’t want to seem catty, about a story that is so kitten like, it did the job well and adds to the ranks of grrreat stories this month.


Grim – Nope I don’t see it. How can a story about parking a space ship be considered funny? I mean the sense of urgency might be there for someone who has never parked before, but to a practiced hand? Someone just pointed out that it might be one of those clever little tales that has a hidden subtext, perhaps a double-entendre or two. But they’re obviously wrong. It’s so obvious that the officer is desperate for the toilet… ;) (Great to see you in the challenge Grim!)

Kerry – This one almost slipped by me, but it is that clever stroke of genius that pops up in the challenge a lot more often than is possible. Some great words and once the code is cracked it can’t help but make you smile. It makes me wonder when this all took place. A while ago in a solar system a great distance from here I’m guessing.

Chris – Ahhh, the destruction of a star and all that goes with it and all the lifeforms that inhabit the worlds around it, always good for a laugh. It is made all the more realistic by some of the genuine scientific terms used in it, and the payoff is magnificent. Not sure whether it is just me but there seem to be an underlying sadness even as you laugh at it.

Serendipity – Cats again? And I’ve used up all the ‘good’ feline jokes already. I’ve got an image of this little robot thing jumping from moon to moon, and it is keeping me entertained even as I type. Sometimes a story does not need a punchline rather it is the telling itself that is funny. And the names C.A.T. and Zacman great, but I’m going to go crazy trying to work out the acronym.

Remedy – A nice bit of misdirection. Who does not daydream once in a while? Wanting to be something a little bit more than one actually is. Captain Action is a something that could easily be the dream of any person in a lowly job. Of course if anyone else had access to the players thoughts it might be rather alarming at how funny the story might be. Or the shock of being overheard and how people might react. This, or course, does not bother me. For I am Captain Action! Did I say that out loud?
 
Parson – Normally we have top groan at the Bear for the puns around here. But this month we have Parson joining in. It could well be considered a purrfect story, well it certainly fir the bill just by a whisker. A laugh or a groan, well it made me ow. Well I don’t want to seem catty, about a story that is so kitten like, it did the job well and adds to the ranks of grrreat stories this month.

Thanks Perp! Contending with Ursa for top groaner is heady company indeed. Now what am I going to do about all the fur that seems to be shedding from your comment??
 
Many thanks, Victoria, for your lovely summary.

Serendipity – Cats again? And I’ve used up all the ‘good’ feline jokes already. I’ve got an image of this little robot thing jumping from moon to moon, and it is keeping me entertained even as I type. Sometimes a story does not need a punchline rather it is the telling itself that is funny. And the names C.A.T. and Zacman great, but I’m going to go crazy trying to work out the acronym.

Many thanks, Perp, for your review. Much appreciated.

I take it felines are... um... not the most popular subject in this thread. If you are looking to award a prize to the queen of puns, you could always award a cat as trophy!
 
Thanks for the great reviews D G Jones and Perpetual Man. I'm surprised that my (nob) gag got a laugh. It makes it worth all the bottles (y)
 
I entered my story.

Now I've got to read the other tales (yippy!).

And catch up with the chit-chat. Like Captain Kirk say's, "It's not blah, blah, blah."
 
Why, thank you Perp for that commentary - I did think an immediate stella explosion did cover the 'urgency' parameter. And funny is in the brain of the observer… :D
 
Crystal – This is one of those annoying stories that starts off as mildly amusing, but the more you think about it the funnier it gets. The whole concept is crazy-wonderful. You can just imagine the crew getting more and more desperate because they HAVE TO DO THE WASHING UP! I remember earning my pocket money, washing away, wiping those dishes with a cloth, realising that had not been washed properly and having to go again. No wonder I have a dishwasher now. This isn’t comedy! It’s horror!

Sancho – There is crazy and there is insanity, and this one, this one is just barking mad. We’ve dogs entering the fray now, goodness knows what all those cats from earlier are going to do. Of course it is the smaller dogs that are the worst, just ask this ex-paperboy. Little terriers fixing themselves to the leg and just hanging there by their teeth. Pure fun and full of energy just reading it left me dog-tired.

Hex – It just will not do of course. One of the biggest faux-pas in polite society. Turning up to a do in the same dress as someone else. It has to be avoided at all costs. It is something that obviously does not change no matter where or when you are. Across time and space. Neither is the obvious need for luxuriant facial hair. It is vital, even today, ‘cause it looks good and the little parasites that live in it help keep the face extra clean.

SB – Before I even read this I was dreading it. In the nicest way. It’s playing right into Beastie’s court… And there we have it toilet humour. In fact this is quite a serious story and something that really needs addressing. In all these films we see our heroes and villains, dashing and evil respectively doing what they do, but we never ever see them having trouble with their bodily functions. This then is not just funny it is probably more realistic.
 
Thank you, Perp and Victoria, for the fantastic reviews. I find that a little while after posting my entries, my confidence in them begins to wane, but your reviews always seem to negate that. :)
 
Thank you DG for the review. Unfortunately mine was the removed story.. *must remember to double check by counting words myself*
Poo. Join an elite club....

(Just following on from Ursa's advice - I do all that, and still went over because something I googled as one word was actually two. So it can happen, even to the most careful... Now, I just make the word-counting pixie work proper grindstone hours and when in doubt - you know, when I'm on 60 plus words... - send it on. With cake)
 

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