Firstly you're being a bit disingenuous
, 'a few nanometres' of discolouration you mention is by all the literature that I've come across actually 200 nanometres (approximately the size of the primary wall of a linen fibres I believe - although I must point out it can't be known that it is always 200 nanometres across the whole shroud - it may be shallower in some places, deeper in others). That number is actually a factor of a hundred more than you've stated. Believe me - as a physicist - that's a significant difference
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I think also I have a slight problem with your analogy. Using the numbers you've given it seems to me that your saying that only a few Joules of energy (i.e. several billion watts times a billionth of a second) are required to be transferred in the process. Now if these are your assumptions - yes, the laser analogy seems reasonable. But wait, why does the charring process have to take a billionth of a second? If the charring process took a second, say, then the power of the heat source becomes a mere 2-3 Watts! Clearly something a heated statue could emit. And no need to take the power output of San Francisco.
Here's an easy experiment - take an clothes iron and turn it on full, tap it on a piece of linen . Does it instantly char - even if you hold it there for a second? No (or probably not!). Repeat but press the iron down for longer moments of time. At some point a prolonged pressing will start to scorch the linen. Remember there are all sort of things happening - chiefly I would imagine volatile elements, such as water in the material, beginning the process of evaporating when the iron is pressed (and taking away heat energy that might have gone into damaging the fibres). Note also that a layer of steam could act as a barrier for further penetration of heat deeper into the material. (But I am no scorch scientist so that is purely a guess
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So it seems to me - given that you can easily control all elements of the press, the temperature of the statue, the time and strength of the press, it is possible to get a light scorching that does get to the 'required depth'. Further experiments do seem to back up that it is quite possible to just scorch a single cell layer
leaving linen untouched by the heat below this layer. That it can be done in a relatively simple homemade experiment suggests to me it
might be done, albeit with more skill - with a bigger statue.
So if this really was the way that the shroud was created, either there was a great deal of experimentation to get the 'right' temperature, or perhaps artisans could, as one of the proponents argued, arranged a series of sand boxes beforehand and just press the statue 'along the line' - every press would mean that the statue would be getting cooler all the time. The scorching would therefore get fainter along the line - with the added bonus that they would get a series of relics at the same time! Perhaps the first presses were so obviously scorched linen so they were not used, and when the scorch became too faint the image of Christ would of course not be seen...
Anyway I am not fanatically arguing for this - other than it seems a neat and doable method that explains a great deal about the shroud.