I need a distraction after the pain of the Rugby.
"My story was Only YOU Can Save Mankind."
It was actually a puzzle - I was hoping (in vain, as it turned out) that someone would be sufficiently intrigued at the line about Vigenere Square to Google it, and find that it isn't a town square in the Dordogne, but an encryption cipher.
The other key line is "you must look to the first of our line to find the key to our obsessions" -from that, you might have been able to decipher the code hidden in the story.
The hidden message?
Look at the first letters of each line; W B E H Y B W B R K. By cross-referencing each letter with the keyword "Obsessions" in the square above, you'll get a secret message revealing the identity of the author...
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Can YOU Save Mankind?
When the aliens came retaliation required Earth’s brightest minds.
Backdoor recruitment operations were headed by a puzzle, published online.
Earth’s mission: to identify and neutralise the mastermind behind the invasion.
Have you got what it takes to solve it?
You must look to the first of our line to find the key to our obsessions.
Be prepared to engage fully, from the alpha to the beta, from the vertical to the horizontal.
Wield intelligence as your sword.
Be prepared to trespass on known regulations.
Rendezvous at Vigenère Square to receive further instructions.
Keep your identity a secret!
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Clearly I have more work to do to make cryptoanalysts of you all.